Archive for August 2014
Putin Fights Fascists in Ukraine
It is my duty to speak and my nature to lead. Russians and all others respect the most fearsome martial artist who’s ever guided any nation and the special friend of a sensuous young woman. I bring strength, insight, and animal appeal into any environment I grace. Right now, more than ever, my stage is…
Read MoreMayor Klitschko’s Successes
I didn’t worry about ragged furniture in my office at Kiev City Hall. The city looked much worse as unemployment rose, wages fell, our till stood empty, protestors lived in tents a hundred meters from my office, and Russian troops mobilized on our eastern border. The big bears intended to convince all Ukrainians, and especially…
Read MoreMortician of Ferdinand Marcos
I was appalled that another mortician, a mere tradesman pretending to be an artist, claimed he was going to rebuild and beautify the real face of Ferdinand Marcos. This lout, the mortician, not the even more egregious Marcos, I shall not deign to name. He appeared but briefly on the historical stage before I evicted…
Read MoreFerdinand Marcos Endures
I’m not surprised the communists are still after me. They know I’m their most resolute enemy. I won’t let them carry out subversive activities. I won’t permit them to dominate my country. That’s why they didn’t want me to remain President of the Philippines longer than two four-year terms limited by the constitution. The communists…
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