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Category Archives: Alaska

Sarah Palin Swings

better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin, Sex

Letter to my Cable Company

Dear Cable Company, Please excuse me for annually asking you to send a technician to upgrade my service from a “limited-basic” menu of twenty-one channels to the still-merely-“basic” package of seventy-five, and then a few months later recalling your cable guy, always a different one, to climb the telephone pole in my back yard and […]

Also posted in Advertisements, Basketball, Blake Griffin, Commercials, George Thomas Clark, Glenn Beck, Internet, Jerry Springer, Media, Sarah Palin, Television

Sarah Palin’s Biography in 2064

In honor of Sarah Palin, who would have been one-hundred years old this year, Shotgun Books is releasing Palin: Maverick, Stateswoman, and Mom.  The first chapter follows: Not since the evening Richard Nixon resigned more than three decades earlier had Republicans so dreaded a night as October second, 2008.  Even Democrats reached with trepidation for […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, Joe Biden, Joe Six Pack, John McCain, Sarah Palin