Category Archives: Sex

For Flynn

on sunny forest lawn fresh pink flowers lie across errol flynn caressed by lady lost in distant dreams

Also posted in Alcohol, Errol Flynn, Hollywood, Marriage, Movies

Thanksgiving Dinner

“Thanksgiving Dinner” originally appeared in 2004, when many people were struggling economically but could at least gather without fear of contracting a dangerous virus. I present this again in hope that we can all be with family and friends on this day next year. This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands.” Trees are […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Homeless, In Other Hands: Revised Edition, Poverty, Prostitution

Who’s Myriam Gurba?

Myriam Gurba is a feisty, talented, and photogenic writer and social activist. Whether or not readers agree with her opinions, Gurba entertains with a deft literary touch. I receive many newsletters and one of them is Electric Literature but I usually don’t have time to read fairly long stories since I’m at the computer to […]

Also posted in Homosexuals, Myriam Gurba, Racism, Rape, Writers

Tiger’s Green Jacket

I can’t sleep. I’d get up and do something if I could but my back’s too sore. It hurts all the time. I’ll take another pain pill or two. I’ll take whatever’s necessary to quit hurting. I think my mind hurts more than my back. What I’ve got to do is quit thinking. This all […]

Also posted in Brooks Koepka, Drugs, Golf, Infidelity, Marriage, Masters Tournament, Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods on the Prowl

Few in any sport have exerted the gravitational pull of red-shirted Tiger Woods on championship Sundays. For twelve years he dominated the landscape, shooting eighteen under par to demolish the field in his first professional Masters, inventing the Tiger Slam, an unprecedented four straight majors over two seasons, and seizing fourteen majors and dozens of […]

Also posted in Brooks Koepka, Golf, Infidelity, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods

The Honor of a Lady

Soon after his wealthy father died, I married Truxtun Beale and we moved to Washington, D.C. where I spent much time alone in his mother’s elegant Decatur House, across from the White House, while he traveled to Central Europe and Siberia and other rough places he couldn’t take me. In two years we nevertheless managed […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Divorce, Edward Beale, Gold, Infidelity, Marriage, Mexican-American War, Mexico, Truxtun Beale, Ulysses S. Grant

Babe and Billy

“Hey, Kid, get out here,” Babe says, inhaling cold air and exhaling hard. “This place is our Yankee Stadium.” A wiry man of medium height appears and says, “How about you quit calling me Kid.” “I’ll be happy to, soon as I learn your name.” “How long you need? I’ve been here thirty years.” “I’ve […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Babe Ruth, Baseball, Billy Martin, Cancer, Smoking, Tobacco, Ty Cobb

Manson Confesses

glad i checked out or these days my girls coulda accused me of some wild shit

Also posted in Charles Manson, Cults

Age of Consent

A California man I knew long ago is currently in the hot waters of moral indignation and lust for punishment. His alleged crime: having sex with a sixteen-year-old girl, whom I shall correctly call a woman, from June to September a few years ago. At the time he was fifty-four. The district attorney, no doubt […]

Also posted in California

Prudent Woman

My devout mother selected my virginal name purposefully and often demanded I note, and vow to later avoid, the kind of loose women who’d so often lured my father out of the house until one stole him. “He’ll treat her the same way, Mary,” she said. “Men want only one thing.” I didn’t doubt that […]

Also posted in Dating, Infideltiy, Romance 2

American Men

Adriana loved the United States and told everyone she’d never return to Colombia except to visit. She was studying advanced English in an adult school and planned to start a business after she met the right American man. She believed many would be interested since she’d had two husbands and numerous boyfriends in Colombia. Her […]

Also posted in Colombia, Romance

In Other Hands – The First Review Arrives

In Other Hands: Revised Edition Amazon.com – Top Customer Reviews 5.0 out of 5 stars Drugs – Homeless – Prostitutes- Human Trafficking and more By Charles Halter on September 23, 2016 I thought I knew all I wanted to know about drugs, the homeless, prostitutes, human trafficking and the poverty stricken. Well, I’ll tell you […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Human Trafficking, In Other Hands, Poverty, Prostitution

Tales of Romance is Published

In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents “Tales of Romance,” a compilation of short stories and creative columns about relationships between men and women. The four chapters are Dating, Swingers, Issues, and Breakups. The book is comprised of 50 new stories and 12 from the critically acclaimed collection “The Bold Investor.” There are many highlights […]

Also posted in Dating, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance

Inside Lucian Freud’s Studio

Don’t burden me with bourgeois morality. I’m going where excitement is, Lucian Freud’s London studio, and don’t pretend he’d respect mine if I had one and the door was open. Tonight’s perfect. I hear the rascal’s out of town. Walking up six flights of stairs I tinker with the lock and saunter in. I shan’t […]

Also posted in Caroline Blackwood, Infidelity, London, Lucian Freud, Painters, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Bruce Jenner Opens Up

I was twenty-three in the spring of 1976 and often played basketball in the Sacramento State University gym and then drove to the all-weather track on the south side of campus and jogged before running wind sprints. People often complimented me for being in good shape, and I considered myself a stud but must’ve known […]

Also posted in Bruce Jenner, Diane Sawyer, Drugs, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Murder, Newspapers, O.J. Simpson, Television, Track & Field, Transgender

Sensual Restoration

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Doctors, Methamphetamine, Prostate Gland, Urology, Viagra

Sleeping with Marcos

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Ferdinand Marcos, Imelda Marcos, Philippines

Tame Her

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue” Francoise Gilot and Pablo Picasso

Also posted in Aging, Art, Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso, Painters

Nobel Prize Knockout

That evening in Mexico City I witnessed a historical confrontation or, rather, a sucker punch in the dastardly vein of Pearl Harbor. At the time, as a callow young man teaching English in the exotic capital, I understood nothing of the significance of the event, and no one could have known – though some scholars […]

Also posted in Barcelona, Boxing, Colombia, Cuba, Fidel Castro, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Mario Vargas Llosa, Marriage, Peru, Writers

Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky

I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky

Silvio Berlusconi

Those saying I’m thief and libertine are fools. I’m suave multi-billionaire media mogul who as prime minister and consummate politician dominated Italy for generation. Regrettably, latest idiots are three dowdy female judges, jealous of Berlusconi allure for gorgeous young women, who sentenced me to seven years prison and banned from politics for life. They won’t […]

Also posted in Italy, Short Pieces - GTC, Silvio Berlusconi

Waiting Room

Waiting room roar: she cheats so does he they’re divorcing and lucky to escape. You can’t. Doctor always late and secretary refuses to shoot TV.

Also posted in Divorce, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Next Door

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Families, Marriage, Prostitution, Short Pieces - GTC

House Arrest

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC

Lady Driver

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC


This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Child Bride

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC

Big Test

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Sleep Issues

Driving elbow into ribs, Patti said, “Quit snoring.” As Bill did not waken, she drilled again. “What hell?” “You’re ruining sleep.” “You don’t sleep,” he said. “Because you always roll around and snort like pig.” “That’s not why.” “Go to guest bedroom.” Bill complied and was soon snoring. Patti stared at dark ceiling and wondered […]

Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep


On cold night drunk in another bar he met chunky woman who opened purse and showed white powder they snorted in car. At apartment she called neighbor who walked over, sold more, asked for hit, and took three, firing thousand words before leaving. They burned noses and strained hearts two hours before moving upstairs and […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Short Pieces - GTC

Downtown Drinkers

Tim and Billy were barhopping in brand new old downtown. They always drank too much and Tim used buzz to talk to women. Billy usually became quieter. On Saturday night Tim brought young woman back to table and charmed her while Billy tried to say few words. When she went to restroom Tim told Billy […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Families, Friendship, Short Pieces - GTC

Evil Eye

why look at me like that email link only for aesthetic reasons

Also posted in Internet, Poetry - GTC

New Employee

new employee pulls my eyes hardens hers couple months later feel gentler look up say wait aren’t you

Also posted in Poetry - GTC


at party naked couple hugs painting each other

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Orange Ladies

two mouths pout under hats above dresses sexy or mean better assume mean and sexy

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Madonna Interlude

aficionado excited madonna appeared unintroduced lassoed neck with skinny muscular arm unzipped pants pulled off slid out dress hopped on surprising but not disappointing when realized was another blonde

Also posted in Dreams, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC

Wired in Bed

cold night drunk in ‘eighties bar met chunky woman who showed some white powder we snorted in car at apartment she called woman who came sold more asked for hit and took three firing thousand words before leaving we burned noses and strained hearts couple hours before moving upstairs about two and were nonstop at […]

Also posted in Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Poetry - GTC

Herman Cain Explains

There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they […]

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Strong Maids

for protection i demanded two maids and they always appeared in tandem and everything worked fine till the day they locked the door bound my hands and had their way

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Mitt Romney Sleeps

mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Michele Bachmann Sweet

short and slender wrapped up sweet

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Michele Bachmann, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Michelle Obama Arms

your long arms squeeze

Also posted in Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Sarah Palin Swings

better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’

Also posted in Alaska, Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin

Avoiding Rape

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Islam, Religion, Women's Rights

Hypocrites Still Attacking Tiger Woods

I am honored today to speak for the greatest, most powerful and God-fearing creatures who have yet graced the earth, the white American male. For three months now we have been in the throes of moral outrage because Tiger Woods, after years of profitably portraying himself as a dedicated and monogamous family man, was revealed […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Reversing Elin and Tiger Woods

Beautiful Elin Woods, the Athlete of the Decade and, perhaps more significantly, the most compelling entertainer on earth, remains in isolation and is quite depressed.  One understands why.  For thirteen years, until the early and dangerous hours after Thanksgiving Day, Elin had stridden the world’s golf courses as unrivalled queen, and her corporate dominance was […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

How Tiger Woods Should Respond

Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned.  Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Management Teams Clarifies Adventures of Tiger Woods

Bulletins from TigerWoods.com Saturday November 28, 11:30 a.m. It is untrue that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a striking New York City celebrity chaser, Rachel Uchitel, and therefore it is a lie that his wife Elin attacked him for so doing.  About 2:25 a.m. Friday November 27, after failing to properly digest turkey […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods


This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Islam, Religion