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Category Archives: Conservatives

The Heritage Foundation Beckons Me

This story is from the rousing political book “King Donald”

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Heritage Foundation, Religion

Outraged by Castro-Loving Obama

Thank God our Republican Party is now resolved to prevent the worst president in history, Barack Hussein Obama, from normalizing relations with Cuba. How dare he try to throw our nation in bed with Caribbean communists and characterize our Cuban policy of more than fifty years as being outdated and a failure? It has been […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Communism, Cuba, Dwight Eisenhower, Fidel Castro, Florida, John F. Kennedy, Marco Rubio, Raul Castro, Richard Nixon

Sarah Palin v. Michele Bachmann

I’m not a superrich Republican donor but am affluent and generous, and delighted conservative heavyweights consider me a worthy host of this fundraiser starring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann who I sit between on the dais, turning left to Sarah and right to Michele back and forth talking to women who get prettier and more […]

Also posted in Boxing, Homosexuals, Marriage, Michele Bachmann, Republicans, Todd Palin

Norwegian Fascist Salute

norwegian anti muslim anders breivik sieg heils in court to commemorate blowing up eight and shooting several dozen kids next time anders breivik sieg heils court orders fascist arm amputated and used as club

Also posted in Crime, Mental Health, Murder, Nazis, Norway, Poetry - GTC, Religion

Madonna Teases Super Bowl Audience

hey some guy flipped off america during super bowl halftime show few noticed nonevent but bible busters protested when should’ve imagined madonna fifties fit in parked or moving cars on sofas in reading chairs on or under dining room tables planning to disappear in smoke revealing message world peace

Also posted in Dance, Football, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC, Religion

Hank Williams, Please

hank williams please goose step to a mirror before belching hitler

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, Hank Williams, Music, Poetry - GTC, Politics, Republicans

William Bennett on Ultimate Morality

“It is most ironic and unfair that I, a supremely righteous man and the epitome of moral rectitude for a generation of divine white conservatives, am currently being pilloried for making an immoral statement.  My statement was in fact taken out of context.  And that is the only immorality in this tale.  What I said […]

Also posted in Media, Racism, Wiliam Bennett

Liberals and Conservatives Calling each other Nazis

A few days ago I opened my email inbox and was surprised to see a message, from a member of a conservative online publication, stating they’d used my column “Sixty Years after Hitler” but had forgotten to tell me – much less ask permission to use it.  The member further noted that many people had […]

Also posted in Liberals, Media, Nazis

Michael Savages the Nation

Perhaps I shouldn’t have. I knew what could happen if I switched radio stations during weeknight time slot. But I was desperate. PBS, oasis of thoughtfulness and moderation, was not less so at moment but I was bored by voice of gentle man chronicling love of cartoons. So I pushed button for ESPN radio where […]

Also posted in Media, Michael Savage, Radio, Short Pieces - GTC