Have I ever lied to you? I’m the most honest man in the world and guarantee new vaccines I’m working on are safe and effective and will soon be available, probably before election day. I’ve just got to keep kicking the asses of lazy scientists and CDC bureaucrats so they stop slowing things down.
I’m cranking everything up because I’m the only man who can save the country from riots, poverty, electric cars, and other disasters, and must use all measures to stay in office and continue to explain I can’t commit to a peaceful transfer of power. That would be crazy. If I lose I won’t really lose because the only way Sleepy Joe gets more votes is if millions of ballots are delivered to illegal aliens. That’s voter fraud on an unprecedented level and, as my life proves, I’m against all liars and thieves.