I know what the deceitful Democrats are going to do and so do you and that’s why I’m writing to Nancy Pelosi this whole impeachment is “an unprecedented and unconstitutional abuse.” I’m not even being accused of committing any crimes or misdemeanors, nothing. That’s because I’ve never done anything wrong. It’s Pelosi and the Democrats who’re “violating their oaths of office (and) breaking their allegiance to the Constitution.” They’re even “declaring open war on American Democracy” and invoking the Founding Fathers as they try to nullify my election and your vote. What a liar Pelosi is, claiming she’s praying for me. She’s praying for me to disappear.
My enemies’ first claim, “Abuse of Power, is a “baseless” pile of garbage. We all know “I had a totally innocent conversation with the president of Ukraine.” And I had a second conversation that has been “misquoted (and) misrepresented.” How dumb is that? There’s a transcript of the conversation that proves this is all I said to President Zelensky: “I’d like you to do us a favor because our country has been through a lot and Ukraine knows a lot about it.” That favor was for my country, not me. I never represent the interests of Donald J. Trump. I always “put America’s interests first” when I talk to foreign leaders. I simply wanted President Zelensky to investigate the really horrible behavior of Joe Biden and his drug-addicted son Hunter.
How can it be impeachable that I wanted Ukraine to prove that “Biden used his office and a billion dollars of U.S. aid to coerce Ukraine into replacing the prosecutor who was digging” into his corruption? Biden even bragged about this, stating, “’If the prosecutor isn’t fired, you’re not getting the money.’ Well, son of a bitch. He got fired.” Now that’s criminal.
On the other hand, “President Zelensky has repeatedly declared that I did nothing wrong” and he felt no pressure to investigate the Bidens in order to get four hundred million dollars of military aid to battle my buddy Vladimir Putin in eastern Ukraine. That money was coming all along. There was absolutely “No quid pro quo.” Zelensky knows that and so does Vladimir, who would never mess with me.
The second charge, “’Obstruction of Congress,’ is preposterous and dangerous.” I do executive business the same way every other American president has “throughout our nation’s history.” The Democrats evidently want to impeach all our presidents “many times over.” Democrats simply need to get over the fact that I beat their queen, Crooked Hillary, in an “Electoral College landslide.” But instead of moving on, dark and dangerous Democrats like Maxine Waters and Rashida Tlaib have been cursing as they call for my impeachment. I don’t care.
While bozos have been blabbing in the Capitol, I’ve been firing tweets all day, and now that they’re voting I’m not even in Washington, D.C. I’m among red-blooded friends in Battle Creek, Michigan, and I don’t “feel like we’re being impeached.” In fact, I feel loved more than any president ever. Everyone in this great arena tonight knows in less than three years I’ve created “seven million new jobs” and “the lowest-ever unemployment rate for African Americans, Hispanic Americans, and Asian Americans” and I’ve “rebuilt the military” and reformed the VA “for our great veterans” and hired “one hundred seventy new federal judges and two Supreme Court Justices” and made “historic tax and regulation cuts” and been responsible for “a colossal reduction in illegal border crossings” and you can read a lot more in this huge list and understand that I’ve done an incredible job and nothing wrong and I feel your love.
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