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President Trump’s not screaming. He hopes he isn’t or someone may hear. He’s just having another bad dream. Maybe he wouldn’t have so many if he weren’t so damn lonely. Only losers are lonely. He’s a winner so that can’t be the problem. He’s just under a lot of stress. He starts to relax but Iranian President Rouhani tweets, “Don’t play with my lion’s tail or you’ll profoundly regret it.”

Trump reads the message and fires capital letters, “NEVER EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE AND DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!”

Rouhani tweets back, “You fool, so violent and demented, ‘twas you who violated our nuclear agreement which is still upheld by Iran and other sane nations England, France, Germany, China, and Russia. YOU BE CAUTIOUS.”

Trump responds, “We’ll completely destroy your country.”

“Isn’t that what you told Little Rocket Man of North Korea?”

“Damn right, and my warnings brought him to the peace table.”

Rouhani tweets, “A thousand laughs. Kim Jong Un’s treating you like a buffoon, which you are, while he continues to develop his nuclear program.”

“He better not or he’ll face fire and fury.”

“I doubt he’ll ever behave as well as Iran verifiably has since our nuclear agreement.”

“You’ll soon call and beg me for a deal I dictate,” Trump tweets.

“We’ve already got a deal. Try getting a better one with North Korea. BLEEP YOU.”

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