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In a Chinese airliner I fly to New York where atop a beautiful skyscraper my aide and I are dining with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and Andrew Kim, America’s purported expert in all matters North Korean and a man whose real name isn’t Andrew Kim. As my nation’s preeminent intelligence and security expert, and to date a wily survivor of three generations of leadership by the Kims, I distrust hawkish Pompeo and devious Andrew Kim as much as they doubt me, but those feelings don’t matter. I’m here to prepare Pompeo, and by extension Donald Trump, to meet Kim Jong Un and me sometime this month in Singapore.

This is a wonderful place to talk. I can see Central Park and the Statue of Liberty and, I confess, feel the power of the United States. I think that’s why this location was chosen but my hosts won’t find me in awe. I’m having a very good time. Pompeo and Andrew Kim are fine dinner companions. And the food is delicious: spring pea salad with cheese and shaved crudité followed by filet mignon and fancy corn and spinach and topped off by chocolate soufflé with homemade vanilla ice cream.

I’m so glad President Trump realized he made a mistake in cancelling the summit. He no doubt listened to the bellowing of John Bolton. We responded to Trump with kindness and he promptly announced the meeting was back on and said, “I truly believe North Korea has brilliant potential and will be a great economic and financial nation one day. Kim Jong Un agrees with me. It will happen.”

In order for the United States to make it happen, assuming our adversary really wants it to and is able to deliver our great future, we in North Korea are expected to forget seventy years of hostility and threats and sanctions, and surrender nuclear weapons essential to our survival. In frankness, I do not believe the Americans would keep their promises once we buried our deterrent. I think they’d be poised to decapitate us.

So you’re wondering what I’m saying to Mike Pompeo. And you’re hoping that Kim Jong Un has already agreed to denuclearize and won’t ask much of the United States in return, such as withdrawing all its soldiers from the Korean Peninsula and keeping its airplanes and warships away from our borders and our skies. We won’t dare move too fast. Whatever happens will happen in stages. If the Americans leave and quit threatening us, we may be able to work something out. But everyone must be patient.

This entry was posted in Donald Trump, John Bolton, Jose Abeto Zaide, Kim Jong-Un, Kim Yong Chol, Korea, Mike Pompeo, Nuclear Weapons.