I love the Saudis more every day and they feel the same about me because, unlike President Obama, I understand we share their values of making the rich richer and keeping them rich forever, of keeping women in their place, and destroying terrorism. I’m frankly quite surprised that fourteen of the eighteen hijackers on 9/11 were Saudi nationals, and I still think the liberal media and even U.S. intelligence are exaggerating continued Saudi financial support of the bad guys.
Today I proudly stand before Saudi and other leaders in the crumbling Middle East and express my confidence in their will and their toughness as I command, “Drive the terrorists out. Drive them out of your places of worship. Drive them out of your communities. Drive them out of your holy land.”
“Where will they go?” a man stands and shouts.
“They’ll go to Europe,” shouts a second man, standing.
“Get these bums outta here,” I order.
A couple of days later I learn one of the terrorists must have gone to Manchester and blown up twenty-two people and maimed plenty more. But this guy was born in Englabd. So I guess we’ll have to drive them out of England and out of Europe and out of the United States as well as out of the holy land. I’m just not sure how or where we’re going to drive them.