To Penguin Books at Random House,
Will you please promptly produce what readers on Amazon and elsewhere online and in personal groups have long been yearning for: a Kindle edition of the masterwork “William Trevor: The Collected Stories.” Only Olympic weightlifters with eagle eyes can comfortably hold and read this micro-print, twelve-hundred-page whopper.
Why are you denying us an ebook?
If William Trevor, himself, is holding out, then explain what countless readers want. And if he’s still intransigent, he can be held in the Tower of London until he relents.