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Category Archives: Dick Cheney

Badass John Bolton

I must tell you that we are in great danger because the Iranians are planning to attack American personnel in the Middle East. This I know because I’m very shrewd analyzing intelligence, and that’s how I knew Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and was preparing to start World War III. Every day I […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, George Thomas Clark, Iran, Iraq, Israel, John Bolton, Nuremberg, Saddam Hussein, Vienna, Yemen

Dick Cheney Reviews Vice

I expected cheap shots and lies from liberals and they unloaded bundles in Vice, their movie about me. Right away they gleefully recalled I had a couple of drunk driving arrests as a young man and dropped out of Yale to repair power lines and almost got dumped by my fiancée, Lynne. At least they […]

Also posted in 9/11, Al Qaeda, Christian Bale, Donald Rumsfeld, Donald Trump, Fox News, Franklin Roosevelt, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, Iraq, Lyndon Johnson, Movies, Osama bin Laden, Richard Nixon, Roger Ailes, Saddam Hussein, Tony Blair

Trump Interviews John Bolton

I like saying, “You’re fired,” to people who aren’t on board with my views and I’m probably going to say that to my national security advisor, H.R. McMaster. He’s still an active general but no way does he understand war the way I do. And I also think John Bolton knows a lot more about […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Fox News, H.R. McMaster, Iran, John Bolton, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Ted Kennedy, Vietnam

Big Crowds for Bernie

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Rumsfeld, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Vermont

Bush Still Defends Invasion

Don’t blame me Iraq’s falling apart. I tried to save the country and make it free and prosperous in the twenty-first century and beyond, and would’ve been successful but early in 2009 I had to turn the White House over to Barack Obama, a liberal weakling, and conditions in Iraq deteriorated after he stuck his […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Middle East, Saddam Hussein

Dick Cheney Speaks

Thank God I’m healthy and on TV to warn Barack Obama is lousy president and responsible for IRS persecuting conservatives and terrorists murdering several Americans in Benghazi. I, by contrast, am proud national security expert who protected you on 9/11 and strategic wizard who more than anyone, except underling President Bush, saved American lives by […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Iraq, Libya, Short Pieces - GTC, Taxes

Diary of Osama bin Laden

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Barack Obama, Europe, George W. Bush, Iran, Iraq, Islam, New York City, Osama bin Laden, Pakistan, Palestine, Religion, Spain, Terrorism, Washington - D.C.

Dick Cheney Still on Guard

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Al Qaeda, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Terrorism

Dick Cheney Intensifies Attacks on Lamont and other Enemies

Many cowardly liberal isolationists are demanding I apologize for accusing Ned Lamont of helping “Al Qaeda types” realize their “bet they can ultimately break the will of the American people” and ruin our ability to “stay in the fight and complete the task.”  I shan’t take that back nor my trenchant comment that the Democratic […]

Also posted in Al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden

Dick Cheney on Maintaining the Good Life

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”