Category Archives: Turkey

Immune to Michael Flynn

Yes sir, I know Donald Trump and I said Hillary Clinton and her email coconspirators were inevitably guilty of serious crimes otherwise they wouldn’t need immunity, and at attention I still stand by those assertions. Now that I’m hunting for immunity, however, some say I too must be guilty of something. Actually, people have been […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Russia, Vladamir Putin

Introducing Michael Flynn

I love public speaking, especially the first night of the Republican convention last summer. I’m at the podium and shouting lock her up and clapping with the audience, leading the chants. That’s right, I say, if I’d done a tenth what Hillary Clinton did I’d be in jail now. I know millions at home wonder […]

Also posted in Advertisements, Barack Obama, Colin Powell, Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Pakistan, Russia, Syria, Vladimir Putin

Saddam Battles ISIS

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Iraq, ISIS, Jeb Bush, Kurds, Marco Rubio, Middle East, Saddam Hussein, Syria

Saddam Counters Islamic State

Thankfully I’m an empathetic man or I would’ve hammered my driver into the head of the flunky who interrupted my backswing on the gorgeous eighteenth tee at Doral. He said he was an aide to President Barack Obama and urged me to help save Iraq and the Middle East and vital American and Israeli interests. […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Iran, Iraq, ISIS, Middle East, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein

Bashar al-Assad’s Minefield

why mine borders blocking those who want to flee imprisoned in syria they’ll slit your gut

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Middle East, Poetry - GTC, Syria