Category Archives: Turkey

Saddam Battles ISIS

I know most of you believed I was a charismatic saint ready to make any sacrifice for the people of Iraq. While that once was true, I must tell you that living and golfing in Florida for almost a decade have made me soft and selfish and quite happy. I love playing the finest courses […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Iraq, ISIS, Jeb Bush, Kurds, Marco Rubio, Middle East, Saddam Hussein, Syria

Saddam Counters Islamic State

Thankfully I’m an empathetic man or I would’ve hammered my driver into the head of the flunky who interrupted my backswing on the gorgeous eighteenth tee at Doral. He said he was an aide to President Barack Obama and urged me to help save Iraq and the Middle East and vital American and Israeli interests. […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Iran, Iraq, ISIS, Middle East, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein

Bashar al-Assad’s Minefield

why mine borders blocking those who want to flee imprisoned in syria they’ll slit your gut

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Middle East, Poetry - GTC, Syria