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Category Archives: Supreme Court

Kavanaugh Begins

I just got sworn onto the Supreme Court and vowed to seek to be a force for stability and unity. The Supreme Court is an institution of law. It is not a partisan or political institution. The Justices do not sit on opposite sides of an aisle. Ken Starr and Donald Trump and my guys […]

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Kavanaugh Confirmed

God, I’m a rock star like there’s never been and so happy to be your incredible president here in excited Topeka. Hello, Kansas. I know you’re thrilled that this afternoon the Senate confirmed Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court and I already signed his commission. He’s a great man and will sit proudly […]

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Senator Kennedy Bongs Democrats

Democrats who’ve been smoking bongs sometimes ask if I’m President John Kennedy. No, I say, I’m Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana, a righteous and God-fearing Republican, and I want you Demos to sober up and admit that no amount of FBI investigation of Judge Brett Kavanaugh will ever satisfy you. I don’t think some of […]

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Trump Thrills Mississippi

I love traveling around this huge country I’ve made great again and speaking to the honest working people who love me and wait hours to get into my rallies. They know I’m one of them even though I’m really rich and have spent most of my life in luxurious places around other wealthy people and […]

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The Kavanaugh Defense

Yeah, I liked beer in high school and college. Didn’t you, Senator? No, I never passed out. I just went to sleep. That’s not blacking out. How about you, Senator, do you black out when drinking. Okay, you don’t have a drinking problem and neither do I and I never did. It doesn’t matter that […]

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Trump Defends Kavanaugh

I have to tell you that Brett Kavanaugh is such an outstanding man it’s very hard for me to believe as a drunk teenager he pulled a girl into a bedroom, locked the door, turned up the music, threw her on the bed and jumped on her and tried to pull her clothes off, and […]

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Trump Interviews Brett Kavanaugh

My White House bed is very lonely. Fortunately, I’m asleep and dreaming about one of my most profound duties as president: nominating a Supreme Court justice. In eight years Clinton, Bush, and Obama each only got to select two. In my year and a half I’m already considering my second pick, and I really like […]

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Confirmation 1991

on college stage in red bakersfield anita hill says she wasn’t filing sexual harassment suit against clarence thomas she was stating that character does matter and today she worries the current president glorifies predation

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Fighting Ted Cruz

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

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Another Obama is Hitler Letter

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

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High School Grades of Earl Warren

enter archives at bakersfield high school look left at long glass case displaying handwritten grade book note highlighted name earl warren read four years reports revealing history his best subject and three times earned his top grade in final quarter many students before and since doubtless had similar trajectories only didn’t become three term governor […]

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