Category Archives: Koran

State of Emergency

I’m a gambler. I’ve made billions from my casinos and know when to double down. I told Kim Jong Un I’d destroy North Korea if he continued testing ballistic missiles and exploding nuclear bombs. And I ordered renegade Iran to continue abiding by terms of our nuclear deal even after I dumped it. Just look […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Immigration, Iran, Kim Jong-Un, Mexico, Nuclear Weapons, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity

Memo to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan

do not burn the koran intentionally or unintentionally and do not use it for target practice

Also posted in Afghanistan, Middle East, Poetry - GTC, Religion