Category Archives: Middle East
State of the Trump
Look at those Democratic ladies dressed in white flags of surrender during my State of the Union address. They know I’ve given Americans their best wages in decades and an economy growing almost twice as fast as when I took office. Some say I inherited a good economy. Not as good as the one we’ve […]
Also posted in Afghanistan, China, Donald Trump, Employment, Iran, Iraq, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Russia
Iran Trumped
the donald decertifies iran nuclear deal as well as persian gulf he calls arabian
Also posted in Donald Trump, Iran, Nuclear Weapons, Persian Gulf
Diplomatic Dandy
i made deals and scared terrorists in middle east before jetting to europe to celebrate my making nato great again
Also posted in Donald Trump, Europe, NATO, Oil
One State or Two
I knew I was going to be a hell of a president but, frankly, I underestimated myself. I’ve got a great feel for diplomacy and international relations. Did you see me at the news conference last week with Prime Minister Abe after the North Koreans had test fired another ballistic missile? I coolly let the […]
Also posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Syria
Battle of Brooklyn
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Bernie Sanders, Boxing, Campaign 2016, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Israel, New York, New York City, Palestine, Syria
Hill of Shame
you ask why with blankets and refreshments we like tourists go to parash hill overlooking gaza and i confess i need angry orange flames and plumes of smoke black white and gray and to see buildings collapse and afterward study crimson photos of corpses wrapped white in sheets like those covering my children when they […]
Also posted in Gaza, Israel, Palestine, Poetry - GTC
Turkey to ISIS
miles of isis tanker trucks back and forth syria to turkey
Also posted in ISIS, Poetry - GTC, Russia, Syria
Deadly Numbers
I was an Iraqi professor of statistics until the United States and later ISIS destroyed my classroom and much of the university. I suppose I should thank each group for attacking when school wasn’t in session, but I believe that may have been coincidental. At any rate, like civilized people everywhere, I commiserate with the […]
Also posted in Afghanistan, Iraq, ISIS, Paris
Trump Crashes Democratic Debate
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Guns, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Jeb Bush, Martin O'Malley, Syria, Terrorism
House Hunter in Palestine
Our home is not a house but a shack offering two small old rooms without air conditioning and no heat but a plug-in device that little warms us on cold Palestinian nights. My ancient pickup truck barely runs over unpaved roads in and around our crowded village, and I can’t use the excellent highways Israelis […]
Jeb Says
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, George W. Bush, Jeb Bush, Poetry - GTC
Saudis Defend Refugee Policies
We in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are most chagrined by quite ignorant insults about our unwillingness to accept refugees from imploding Syria. It’s unconscionable, say arrogant Westerners, that the Saudis can’t welcome some of their Arab brothers and sisters who’ve been displaced by an enduring civil war; these refugees share the same language and […]
Also posted in Germany, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Syria
Purgatory
I didn’t panic at all, not at first. We tourists at the Museo Casa de Purgatorio in Guanajuato simply followed the guide behind stone walls into a dim room where he said, “Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a traditional stockade used to harness drunks and teach them discipline. Sir, would you like the give […]
Also posted in Guanajuato, ISIS, Mexico, Torture
Home Sweet Home
Business is great, and I’m hiring more workers this week. We’ll soon be building fifteen hundred new housing units in the West Bank. The Palestinians are outraged but we don’t care. They can’t stop us and we can’t stop ourselves. Every time they scratch themselves or, more worrisome, exercise democratic rights, we pick up our […]
Pyramids
pyramid generals mummify those asking questions
Also posted in Egypt, Islam, Mohamed Morsi, Poetry - GTC
Netanyahu Assails Rouhani
All Iranian leaders are wolves. Ahmadinejad dressed like wolf so was less dangerous than new President Hassan Rouhani who’s disguised as sheep so can pull wool over international eyes. He wants you to forget decade ago he masterminded hiding nuclear weapons program. He didn’t fool Israel. No one fools us. And we pray he won’t […]
Also posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Hassan Rouhani, Iran, Israel, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nuclear Weapons
New Iranian President
I am Hassan Rouhani, new president of Iran and most reasonable and educated man. I speak Persian, Arabic, and English well, received law degree in Scotland, and have served Iran in many high military, diplomatic, and political offices. No one has more relevant experience. I understand people and universal need for expression and think you […]
Also posted in Hassan Rouhani, Iran, Israel, Nuclear Weapons, Short Pieces - GTC
Kerry Challenges Assad
We have unassailable evidence Bashar al-Assad gassed Syrian civilians in vile attempt to retain stranglehold on country. What we don’t have is war-winning military option. Americans don’t want to fight in Syria and neither do allies. It’s therefore incumbent on me, as decorated and oft-wounded warrior, to stand up and challenge Assad to hand-to-hand combat. […]
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Hafez al-Assad, John Kerry, Syria
Assad Gas Company
Obama has red line between eyes that means I can use gas whenever. I don’t want to every day, only when I need to. Sometimes I need to gas children and other sleeping civilians who understand I must keep power. Only I am qualified to lead. Before I took over, only Father was fit. Syria […]
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Hafez al-Assad, Short Pieces - GTC, Syria
Morsi the Great
I detest people who doubt I’m ideal President of Egypt. I oppose tyranny and always did in years as activist in Muslim Brotherhood. Now I’m battling reactionary elements of former regime trying to regain power and repress liberty. I don’t allow courts to help enemies of progress. I ignore them and godless parties seeking to […]
Also posted in Egypt, Mohamed Morsi, Muslim Brotherhood, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC
Assad Hangs
I’m not dork or mass murderer. I’m Syrian President for Life and with iron fist striking foreign terrorists agitating my people. This I decree during fiery speeches forcing everyone to understand father and I’ve ruled Syria forty years, lot less than forever enemies will have to wait for me to leave. Twenty million Syrians know […]
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Short Pieces - GTC, Syria
Blogger
I’m chief of Iranian Cyber-police but you don’t need name. You also don’t need names of three policemen I arrested and will detain while death of blogger Sattar Beheshti is investigated. You must, however, understand we won’t permit Iranian Revolution to be subverted by U.S.-fomented computer agitators. I guarantee Sattar Beheshti deserved to be imprisoned […]
Also posted in Internet, Iran, Short Pieces - GTC
Counterattack
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Afghanistan, CIA, David Petraeus, Iraq, Marriage, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC, Taliban, West Point
Death Sentences in Iraq
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Syrian Military Headquarters Attacked
Please be responsible citizens of the world and ignore terrorists’ claims they killed about twenty men at our national military headquarters in downtown Damascus. I assure you none of my officers and soldiers died. Perhaps a few suffered minor injuries. The building itself did sustain some blasts and burns and had to be evacuated. That […]
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Syria
Assad Battles Terrorists
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Children, Education, Hafez al-Assad, Syria
A Drone for You
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Afghanistan, Drones, Pakistan, Pentagon, Weapons
World According to Americans
Don’t know if they were godless communists or radical Muslims but some outrageous critters emailed world map insulting Americans. On map they write we think Canada’s uninhabited. Bull feathers. We know few icy people live up there, and they sure as hell want to be like Alaska next door, which is now America except for […]
Also posted in Africa, Antarctica, Asia, China, Europe, India, Japan, Mexico, Russia, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa
Conviction of Bashar al-Assad
i keep saying terrorists incited and abetted by foreigners are attacking our beloved syrian homeland and have convinced myself and hope you as well
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Poetry - GTC, Syria
Assad Justifies Bombardment
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Syria
Netanyahu Silent about Chief of Staff
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, Iran, Israel, Nuclear Weapons, Poetry - GTC
Assad’s Guidelines
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Poetry - GTC, Syria
Israel Explains Settlements
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Israel, Palestine, Poetry - GTC
Gunter Grass’ Poem for Israel
Criticize Gunter Grass not for being anti-Semitic, which he isn’t, but for choosing the wrong medium to present “What Must Be Said” about the dangers and inequities of Israeli foreign policy. In the second stanza Grass is poetic rather than precise in stating Israel plans “a strike to snuff out the Iranian people.” The descendents […]
Also posted in Germany, Gunter Grass, Holocaust, Iran, Israel, Nuclear Weapons, Submarines, Writers
More American Love
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Afghanistan, Poetry - GTC
Bashar al-Assad Can’t Stop
can’t stop shooting terrorists still firing can’t retreat or they’ll move in can’t have ceasefire till sure terrorists controlled by monitors from right countries
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Poetry - GTC, Syria
Shopping with Missus Assad
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Asma al-Assad, Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Internet, Poetry - GTC, Syria
Restrepo in Afghanistan
After U.S. soldier Robert Bales murders sixteen civilians, most women and children, you want to understand more and peer into lives of Americans fighting in Afghanistan. You can’t go there and don’t have to. In your suburban living room a large flat screen on the wall video streams any movie you choose, in this case […]
Also posted in Afghanistan, Murder, Robert Bales, Taliban, Terrorism, War
Bashar al-Assad’s New Hippocratic Oath
bashar al-assad distinguished opthamologist has revised hippocratic oath at gunpoint demanding doctors foreswear treating injured patients in syrian hospitals
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Doctors, Hafez al-Assad, Health, Poetry - GTC
Bashar al-Assad’s Minefield
why mine borders blocking those who want to flee imprisoned in syria they’ll slit your gut
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Poetry - GTC, Syria, Turkey
Assad Explains Siege of Homs
I’ve been reading international reports. People are saying I’ve sequestered myself with sycophants and yes men. They should be quiet and listen to the truth. I admit my opposition’s a bit broader than initially perceived. Quite a few terrorist-infected Syrians don’t understand the Assad dynasty must endure. To protect the country I’ve been forced to […]
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Poetry - GTC, Syria, United Nations
Memo to U.S. Troops in Afghanistan
do not burn the koran intentionally or unintentionally and do not use it for target practice
Also posted in Afghanistan, Koran, Poetry - GTC, Religion
Muslim Analyst on Iran and the Nuclear Nation
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Siege of Homs
Please click here to read an excerpt from “Obama on Edge.”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Syria
Israeli Defends Settlements
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Israel, Palestine, Poetry - GTC
Nuclear Engineers
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Iran, Iraq, Nuclear Weapons, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism
Bashar al-Assad Gets Tougher
i am not dork or mass murderer i’m president for life of syria and prepared to strike with iron fist those foreign terrorists who’ve been agitating my people this i decreed during fiery two hour speech forcing everyone to understand my father and i’ve ruled syria forty years lot less than forever they’ll have to […]
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Poetry - GTC, Syria
Awaiting First Lady of Syria
wife bashar al-assad often denounces israel when will she denounce husband
Also posted in Asma al-Assad, Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Israel, Poetry - GTC, Syria
Saddam Comforts Americans
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Lebanon, Nouri al-Maliki, Saddam Hussein, Syria
West Bank Water
1. Jordan River river jordan flowing wide diverted west to sea south to desert leaving bed of roasted shit 2. Olive Trees occupied olive trees not already dead need a drink so do i and a shower and clean clothes i can’t have but am encouraged settlers grow much green grass 3. Giving don’t claim […]
Also posted in Israel, Jordan, Palestine, Poetry - GTC, Water
Sam Retired in Florida
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Algeria, Cuba, Egypt, Fidel Castro, Iraq, Poetry - GTC, Saddam Hussein, Syria
One Nation
palestine and israel declare yourselves one nation and rejoice
Also posted in Israel, Palestine, Poetry - GTC
Silent Bird
silent bird lurks over forbidden land assailing enemies and others
Also posted in Drones, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism
Gaddafi Curtain Call
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Libya, Muammar Gaddafi, Poetry - GTC
Assad Ponders Gaddafi
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Benito Mussolini, Italy, Libya, Poetry - GTC, Syria
Gaddafi Parade
wherever he is gaddafi knows wounded worms are marching
Also posted in Libya, Muammar Gaddafi, Poetry - GTC
Male Hijab
some men hide from each other in hijabs
Also posted in Islam, Poetry - GTC, Religion, Women's Rights
Bashar al-Assad Defends Himself
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Syria
Criminal Justice in Islam
In blighted but affordable east Bakersfield old bank transformed into new mosque hosts annual Islamic Conference where keynote speaker Main Al-Qudah, PhD in Islamic law and imam at large mosque in Houston, steps to podium. He’s slim, stern, middle-aged, dressed in suit and tie, and resembles prosecutor as power points to screen bearing principles of […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Bakersfield, Crime, Drugs, Islam, Jordan, Main Al-Qudah, Marriage, Rape, Religion, Saudi Arabia
George W. Bush on Men and Women
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in George W. Bush, Iraq, King Abdullah, Osama bin Laden, Saudi Arabia, Sex
Muammar Gaddafi Vows No Mercy
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Alexander the Great, Algeria, Libya, Muammar Gaddafi, United Nations, Vietnam
Brain Surgery for Amadinejad
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in George W. Bush, Holocaust, Iran, Israel, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nuclear Weapons, Saddam Hussein
Geopolitics at the Tomb of the Virgin Mary
Visitors to the Tomb of the Virgin Mary, near Jerusalem, are doubtless humbled and excited by the opportunity to establish a physical connection, however mystical, to her son, Jesus Christ. According to the Sacred Tradition of Eastern Christianity, Mary died naturally and three days after being lain to rest was resurrected body and soul into […]
Also posted in Israel, Jesus Christ, Jews, Palestine, Religion
My So-Called Enemy
You’re invited. Tune in to “My So-Called Enemy” in the summer of 2002 at a retreat in gentrified New Jersey where for ten days teenage girls from Israel and Palestine are gathered to discuss their lives, seek common ground, and learn conflict resolution skills. The latter two goals are challenging. It’s the second year of […]
Also posted in Ariel Sharon, Bay Area, Documentaries, Israel, Jewish Film Festival, Jews, Movies, Palestine, Women's Rights, Yasser Arafat
Budrus 2099
I’m tired of my parents telling me how lucky I am to live in a country with the highest per capita income in the world. I’m bored with reminders that life is infinitely easier for me than it was for my great grandparents. Too often I must endure the same stories about how they risked […]
Also posted in Bay Area, Documentaries, Israel, Jewish Film Festival, Jews, Movies, Palestine, Women's Rights
