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Category Archives: Kawhi Leonard

LeBron Speaks Up

I really hesitate to step forward. I’m not the meddler many say. I simply lobby for what’s best for my team. I complimented Luke Walton for good coaching late this season. I tried to protect him. Ignore those who say I’d already ordered my lieutenants to undercut him. Magic Johnson wanted him out anyway. Luke […]

Also posted in Brandon Ingram, Cleveland, Jeanie Buss, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Lebron James, Lonzo Ball, Los Angeles Lakers, Luke Walton

LeBron James Assesses the Lakers

(Correspondent LeBron James files the first Lakers dispatch of the 2018-2019 season.) Talk to analytical scientists all you want. I’ll instead offer meat and potatoes to clarify why I’m concerned about my Lakers after the first two games this season. We hit a higher field goal percentage and modestly more baskets than either the Portland […]

Also posted in Basketball, Brandon Ingram, Karl-Anthony Towns, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Kyle Kuzma, Lebron James, Lonzo Ball, Los Angeles Lakers

LeBron’s European Vacation

Despite trying to relax in and around a coastal castle magically backed by snowy Alpine peaks, LeBron James is tense during his European vacation. Every time he surfs he falls right off and is swallowed by massive waves. Efforts to hang glide invariably snap the cord connected to the speedboat and LeBron’s again deposited in […]

Also posted in Anthony Davis, Basketball, Basketball and Football, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Lebron James, Los Angeles Lakers, Magic Johnson

LeBron Updates Free Agency

Please ignore reports I screamed like an unanesthetized dental patient upon learning that stellar forward Paul George, presumed to be bound for the glorious Los Angeles Lakers, instead signed to stay a few years on the arid plain of Oklahoma City. I confess I did shout in pain but the source was physical rather than […]

Also posted in Basketball, Basketball and Football, Brandon Ingram, Cleveland, Julius Randle, Kevin Durant, Kyle Kuzma, Lebron James, Lonzo Ball, Los Angeles Lakers, Paul George, Philadelphia

Ready for Bismack Biyombo

This book is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Basketball, Bismack Biyombo, Brandon Knight, Charlotte, Congo, Kemba Walker, Klay Thompson, Michael Jordan, Otto von Bismarck, Toronto

Odds on Jimmer Fredette

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Basketball, Brandon Knight, Demarcus Cousins, Jimmer Fredette, Kemba Walker, Sacramento, Sacramento Kings, Tyreke Evans