Category Archives: Albert Einstein

Mental Steroids

A physician of renown I certainly am, though for a generation I have focused most of my intellect on the rather irrelevant albeit stimulating task of helping athletes run faster, jump higher, hit more home runs, and register more knockouts with shoulder pads and fists. Only in recent years have activists tried to persuade me […]

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Einstein Calculates Kobe

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

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Arousing Einstein

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

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Photos in Box

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Black”

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Arousing Einstein

bereft of traditional mcglaughlin group debating team old host john interviews two scholars who reveal einstein was womanizer propelled by nuclear libido erupting from supernova brain later carved into fifty bite size pieces the male scholar knows everything about einstein’s infinite adventures and betrayals and writes many books about the master the female scholar doesn’t […]

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