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Category Archives: Oil

I’m No Bitch

Who the hell’s Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard? She’s a nobody who better quit calling me “Saudi Arabia’s bitch” or I’ll soon be telling you plenty about this sneaky woman in a hula skirt who wants to be president. Let’s be honest. You love oil and you need it. You want to walk? Better thank my Saudi […]

Also posted in CIA, Donald Trump, Iran, Jamal Khashoggi, Mohammed bin Salman, Saudi Arabia, Tulsi Gabbard

Diplomatic Dandy

i made deals and scared terrorists in middle east before jetting to europe to celebrate my making nato great again

Also posted in Donald Trump, Europe, Middle East, NATO

Green Speak

at green party convention in smoky red bakersfield jill stein declares make frigging wars for oil obsolete

Also posted in Bakersfield, Donald Trump, Jill Stein

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

Rex Tillerson rides a fast elevator to the world’s most vital place, the Trump Tower office of Donald J. Trump. “Welcome, Rex.” “I’m honored to be here, Mr. President.” “Ever see anything this majestic?” “Sure, I’ve been to the Krelim many times, but this place is awful nice, too.” “That’s why you’re here. We need […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Vladamir Putin

General Aladeen Assails Sacha Baron Cohen and “The Dictator”

Obscene, self-righteous, and unfunny Sacha Baron Cohen has earned a few hundred million dollars, in movies “Borat” and “Bruno,” by insulting rubes in Kazakhstan and the United States, and then either deflecting or burying their lawsuits. Now you can be assured that I, General Aladeen, supreme leader of Wadiya, will by all necessary means forever […]

Also posted in Borat, Middle East, Movies, Sacha Baron Cohen, Terrorism

America to Afghanistan

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Middle East, Poetry - GTC, Religion, Saudi Arabia, Terrorism

Spanish Influenza – Part 2

good morning spanish influenza says entering healthy young adult hearts pump lungs full fatal fluid that evening or next eighty million perish worldwide most in frenetic ninety days twenty million in october ‘eighteen india about seven hundred thousand in u.s. bakersfield pummeled more still in oilfields where filthy makeshift hospitals hold tough young immigrants prior […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Influenza, Kern County, Poetry - GTC, World War I

Chevron Tests Aftereffects of Oil Wells in Ecuador

chevron swears did not contaminate land and water in amazonian northeast ecuador then have drink say plaintiffs chevron says not thirsty but water fine watch this throws rock does not sink Source: “Reversal of Fortune” by Patrick Radden Keefe in The New Yorker January 9, 2012

Also posted in Amazon River, Chevron, Ecuador, Environment, Poetry - GTC, Rivers, Texaco

Outline J. Paul Getty

don’t bother biography j paul getty only need remember earned billions threatened employees spending company dimes and when young women rebuked for ignoring replied i shall miss you my dear

Also posted in Billionaires, Getty Museum, J. Paul Getty, Poetry - GTC

Crude Power

crude power to bribe conceal and repress

Also posted in Middle East, Poetry - GTC