Category Archives: Campaign 2012

State of the Union

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Economics, George S. Patton, George W. Bush, Immigration, Iran, Iraq, Lyndon Johnson, Mexico, Mitt Romney, Nuclear Weapons, Poetry - GTC, Richard Nixon

Trust Newt Gingrich

trust newt gingrich god and south carolina have forgiven him

Also posted in Newt Gingrich, Poetry - GTC, Religion, South Carolina

Herman Cain Explains

There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they […]

Also posted in Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Republicans, Sex

Mitt Romney Sleeps

mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell

Also posted in Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Republicans, Sex

Michele Bachmann Sweet

short and slender wrapped up sweet

Also posted in Michele Bachmann, Poetry - GTC, Politics, Sex

Sarah Palin Swings

better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’

Also posted in Alaska, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin, Sex