Category Archives: Ukraine
Trump News
in my executive newsletter i explain 0 + 0 = 0 zero crimes zero wrongdoing zero bipartisan support dishonest dems threaten constitution
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Fake Trial
this is a trial ain’t it so where are the witnesses probably gagged by mcconnell’s boxer shorts
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Trump Denounces Bolton
John Bolton’s a warmonger who couldn’t have gotten any job that required Senate confirmation so he begged me to make him national security adviser. People I trust convinced me to bring Bolton in to scare Iran and North Korea but he actually wanted to attack them and plenty of others and would’ve started World War […]
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Holiday Guest
A short man in suit and tie twice taps the frame of the doorway to the Oval Office. “Mr. President, may I please have a word with you?” “Dr. King, I’m always glad to see you but you really should make an appointment.” “I thought I had one every year on this holiday.” Trump stands […]
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Impeached
I know what the deceitful Democrats are going to do and so do you and that’s why I’m writing to Nancy Pelosi this whole impeachment is “an unprecedented and unconstitutional abuse.” I’m not even being accused of committing any crimes or misdemeanors, nothing. That’s because I’ve never done anything wrong. It’s Pelosi and the Democrats […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Russia
Donald Duck Diplomats
Don’t turn on your TV. These hearings are a bore. I don’t know why I’m even watching. Can you believe these bums the Democrats are using to smear me? Neither William Taylor nor George Kent, high-ranking but low-IQ diplomats in Ukraine, even talked to me directly about my perfect conversation with President Zelensky. And that […]
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Vigilantes
I’m being lynched by a slobbering gang of Democrats who still won’t accept I won a landslide to become commander in chief of the United States and most of the civilized world. Every day my domestic enemies meet in secret and prepare to release more lies about me. It’s like fighting a ghost. Okay, I’m […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Russia
Ukrainian Embrace
(We recently learned that three months ago President Donald Trump called Volodymyr Zelensky, president-elect of Ukraine. Highlights of their conversation follow.) “Congratulations on your great victory,” Trump tells him. “It’s a fantastic achievement the way you came from behind and won easily.” “We worked very hard and are going to drain our swamp. You’ve been […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Russia, Volodymyr Zelensky
Proud Putin
Alexei Navalny is evil man who lied and insulted me during fake campaign for president he won’t win because he’s felon convicted of corruption and our noble election commission kicked him out of race I’ll dominate since few believe Navalny’s charge his popularity is surging because Russians know struggling economy’s my fault along with problems […]
Also posted in Alexei Navalny, Crimea, Donald Trump, Russia, Syria, Vladimir Putin
Putin Picks VP Winner
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Campaign 2016, Crimea, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iran, ISIS, Mike Pence, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Syria, Tim Kaine, Vladimir Putin
Putin Fights Fascists in Ukraine
It is my duty to speak and my nature to lead. Russians and all others respect the most fearsome martial artist who’s ever guided any nation and the special friend of a sensuous young woman. I bring strength, insight, and animal appeal into any environment I grace. Right now, more than ever, my stage is […]
Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Leningrad, Napoleon, NATO, Russia, Vladimir Putin, World War II
Mayor Klitschko’s Successes
I didn’t worry about ragged furniture in my office at Kiev City Hall. The city looked much worse as unemployment rose, wages fell, our till stood empty, protestors lived in tents a hundred meters from my office, and Russian troops mobilized on our eastern border. The big bears intended to convince all Ukrainians, and especially […]
Also posted in Bermane Stiverne, Boxing, Kiev, Mixed Martial Arts, Ronda Rousey, Russia, Vitali Klitschko, Vladimir Putin, Wladimir Klitschko
Klitschko and Putin Battle over Airliner
“This is Mayor Vitali Klitschko of Kiev, calling for President Vladimir Putin,” I said. “Just a minute, sir.” One minute had become fifteen when the receptionist returned and said, “President Putin is in meetings and will not be able to take your call.” “Tomorrow, then.” “Sorry, no.” I hung up and arranged for a private […]
Also posted in Boxing, Malaysia, Planes, Russia, Vitali Klitschko, Vladamir Putin, Wladimir Klitschko
Putin Grieves for Odessa
Quit denouncing Russia and listen to those more knowledgeable who explain the corrupt regime in Ukraine criminally seized power. Understand that I will not much longer permit atrocities against my people. Accept that I have sufficient troops ready to protect the innocent. Admit you can’t stop me. Ask yourself why you would want to. Note […]
Also posted in Russia, Vladimir Putin
Putin Writes Kerry
To John Kerry Secretary of State Dear Secretary Kerry, Worry not about the Russian army I don’t want to unleash but beware of me if you keep accusing us of agitating in eastern Ukraine. I may ultimately treat you like a gangly puppet on a loose string. Keep your bad breath out of our faces. […]
Also posted in Crimea, Russia, Vladimir Putin
Nikita Khrushchev Explains
Don’t blame me Vladimir Putin’s grabbing the Crimea sixty years after I bestowed that lovely peninsula on Ukraine, the great Russian Breadbasket where I’d forged my political career and found a bride. Listen to my son, Sergei. He’s a wizard in computers and missiles and holds multiple advanced degrees and teaches at Brown University and […]
Also posted in Crimea, Cuba, Fidel Castro, John F. Kennedy, Nikita Khrushchev, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Soviet Union, Vladimir Putin
Crimean Anschluss
Be assured: if I, instead of slumbering Stalin, had been running Russia in 1941, the Germans wouldn’t have attacked and mauled us because I would’ve already smashed them. I understand what’s necessary. We must keep enemies away from our frontiers. The United States and its European mercenaries will not be allowed to surround us with […]
Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Anschluss, Crimea, Czechoslovakia, Hitler Here, Russia, Vladimir Putin, World War II
Vladimir Putin Attacks
The United States is shaking while all of Europe trembles. They know they can’t stop me. No one can. I’m master politician black belt in judo and consummate stud who took down sacrilegious female rockers Pussy Riot and sent them to jail same place many other critics spend years contemplating dangers of contradicting their leader […]
Also posted in Crimea, Nikita Khrushchev, Pussy Riot, Russia, Vladimir Putin
Germany Attacked Russia 70 Years Ago
(On June 22, 1941 Germany invaded the Soviet Union, unleashing the bloodiest confrontations in history.) Please click here to read an excerpt from “Hitler Here.”
Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Georgi Zhukov, Germany, Heinz Guderian, Holocaust, Joseph Stalin, Leningrad, Moscow, Russia, World War II
