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Category Archives: Republicans

Au Revoir, Paul Ryan

i’m tired of riding trump titanic and snoozing on capitol couch but may someday return if i can sleep in white house and keep attacking social security and medicare

Also posted in Donald Trump, Medicare, Paul Ryan, Social Security, Titanic

Trust

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Poetry - GTC, Ted Cruz

Hillary Prays for Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Rush Limbaugh

Righteous Rick Santorum

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Immigration, Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum

Great Wall of Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, China, Donald Trump, Economics, Immigration, Mexico

Trump is a Scaremonger

I taught English as a Second Language for adults for twenty-four years. Eighty percent of my students were from Mexico. I would trust virtually all of them before I’d trust Donald Trump. He’s full of garbage and a shameless scaremonger and racist. For those old enough to remember the 1980s, he went around screaming how […]

Also posted in China, Conservatives, Donald Trump, Japan, Racism

Sarah Palin v. Michele Bachmann

I’m not a superrich Republican donor but am affluent and generous, and delighted conservative heavyweights consider me a worthy host of this fundraiser starring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann who I sit between on the dais, turning left to Sarah and right to Michele back and forth talking to women who get prettier and more […]

Also posted in Boxing, Conservatives, Homosexuals, Marriage, Michele Bachmann, Todd Palin

White Heat

angry old men crave war and dissolution

Also posted in Economics, Poetry - GTC, War

Rand Paul in Berkeley

You aren’t going to get me to admit it, so quit trying. I never said blacks shouldn’t be served in any restaurant they choose. I said owners can’t be denied the right to serve only those they want, and no government should interfere. That would be tyranny. I’ll tell you how to deter tyrannical politicians. […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Berkeley, CIA, NSA, Rand Paul, UC Berkeley

Basketball at Caltech

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football” You’re the basketball coach at Caltech and your most formidable opponents are not opposing players but the scientific and mathematical pedigree of a school that’s generated more than 30 Nobel Prize winners and accepts only students who project to play NBA ball in the classroom. Successful […]

Also posted in Alaska, Basketball, Caltech, Conservatives, Education, Facebook, Google, Mathematics, Nobel Prize, Pasadena, Sarah Palin, Science

Romney’s Preparations for Republican Convention Speech

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in 60 Minutes, Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Economics, Homosexuals, Israel, Mitt Romney, Politics, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Alarmed by “2016 Obama’s America”

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Africa, Argentina, Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Communism, Conservatives, Dinesh D'Souza, Economics, Europe, Jeremiah Wright, Kenya, Malaysia, Middle East, Movies, Nuclear Weapons, Palestine, Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Singapore, Socialism, South Africa

Obama v. Romney in Number$

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Economics, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC

Conservative International Action Plan

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, China, Cold War, Conservatives, Iran, Iraq, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Pacific Ocean, Russia, Saddam Hussein, Syria, Taliban, Vladimir Putin

Mitt Romney Perplexed

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Poetry - GTC, Rick Perry

Herman Cain Explains

There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they […]

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Sex

Stable Politics

democrats and republicans unite in the same stable

Also posted in Democrats, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Obama Analyzes Opposition

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, John Huntsman, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Mitt Romney Sleeps

mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Sex

Hank Williams, Please

hank williams please goose step to a mirror before belching hitler

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, Conservatives, Hank Williams, Music, Poetry - GTC, Politics

John Boehner on the Tee

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Drugs, Golf, John Boehner, Lobbyists, Tobacco

President Obama to Rich Lowry – Letter 2

This story is from the collecion “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Conservatives, Magazines, Media, Rich Lowry

Rand Paul Races into Spotlight

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Politics, Racism, Rand Paul, Ron Paul

President Obama Writes to Rich Lowry

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Alexander the Great, Barack Obama, Conservatives, Magazines, Media, Otto von Bismarck, Rich Lowry, Short Pieces - GTC

The Slugger – Senator Joseph McCarthy

This story is from “McCarthy Nixon Castro”

Also posted in Communism, Dwight Eisenhower, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, J. Edgar Hoover, John F. Kennedy, Joseph McCarthy, Richard Nixon

Rush Limbaugh’s Stunning Announcement

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Colin Powell, Conservatives, Islam, John McCain, Media, Radio, Rush Limbaugh, Short Pieces - GTC

Colin Powell Endorses Obama

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill Ayers, Campaign 2008, Colin Powell, John McCain, Media, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, United Nations

John McCain’s Astonishing Announcement

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, John McCain

Activist Demands Abstinence

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Conservatives, Religion, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC

Boehner Rebukes Republicans

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in Drugs, Iraq, John Boehner, Lobbyists, Tobacco

Congressman John Murtha Tells Truth about Iraq, GOP Bleats, Demos Bolt

Tough and forthright Pennsylvania Congressman John Murtha recently told the truth about United States involvement in Iraq and for that good service was bombarded by vitriol from Republicans and the stampeding feet of retreating fellow Democrats.  Evidently, most leading Democrats in congress either agree with the current fight-fight-damn-the-consequences policy of President George W. Bush or […]

Also posted in Democrats, Iraq, John Murtha

Experimental Poll

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in Campaign 2004, Democrats, George W. Bush, John Kerry, Media, Walter Cronkite