Category Archives: Guns

Encouraging Mass Murder

Let me understand, Kevin Janson Neal often fired gunshots from his home and neighbors complained when police came, knocked on his door, and left when Neal didn’t answer, except when he stabbed a neighbor and was arrested and soon out on bail and barred from having firearms police allegedly knew he still had. So it’s […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Murder

Golfing with Shinzo and Donald

I’ve caddied for many of the greatest golfers in history, packing Tiger Woods’ bag the day he shot sixty-two in an exhibition with Japanese legend Jumbo Ozaki who, despite being almost sixty, fired a hot sixty-seven. Today, I won’t be carrying clubs because our distinguished guests here at Kasumigaseki Country Club – Hideki Matsuyama, fourth […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Golf, Hideki Matsuyama, Japan, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Shinzo Abe, Tiger Woods

Texas Church

twenty six dead in texas church more guns won’t help more mental health care might

Also posted in Murder, Religion, Texas

NRA Logic

nra swallowed tongue until suddenly denouncing obama administration for twice approving sales of bump stocks which nra believes “should be subject to additional regulations”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Las Vegas, Murder, NRA

Buy Your Bump Stock

las vegas firearms just fine because they weren’t illegal automatic weapons but legal semi automatics souped up by bump stocks which are also legal and all that makes good gun sense

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder

NRA in Hiding

freedom’s safest place nra website still hasn’t mentioned las vegas slaughter

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder, NRA

You Know It

twenty five times more murdered with guns in united states than in other wealthy nations

Also posted in Murder

Please Explain

how can a man carry so many rifles to the thirty second floor of any hotel

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder

Viva Guns

gunman kills dozens at concert is that really a surprise

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder

Armed in Texas

Thank God I escaped from that godless pansy state California where you had to struggle to get a concealed weapon permit and then keep the dang weapon hidden in public. I couldn’t live like that so quit my job and sold everything and moved to Texas where I keep my holstered handgun on one hip […]

Also posted in California, Knives, Texas

Guns in Classrooms

I arrive late to a packed board meeting of the Arid School District in your community and have to join others pressed against the wall and already listening to speakers address the five popularly-elected trustees of the school board who sit behind a long desk on the dais. “Guns are inherently offensive, not defensive,” says […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Crime, Education, Murder

GOP Genius

This book is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hate Crimes, Hillary Clinton, Religion

The First Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Chicago, Federal Reserve, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, Iran, Iraq, Korean War, Murder, Nuclear Weapons

Second Amendment Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Assassinations, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, NRA

Picking the Right Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Murder

Must Sell

I’m just the old night watchman, now called security guard, making sure no one steals or vandalizes the cars. I’m not against Joe. I’ve often seen him pushing his grocery cart by the lot very late, and sometimes we said hello, but he always kept going, until tonight when he stops and brings wire-cutters out […]

Also posted in Boxing, Cars & Driving, Homeless, Mixed Martial Arts, Poverty, Sales

Senatorial Guns

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC

Trump Delight

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Orlando, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Trump Embraces Guns

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Murder, NRA, Paris

The Derringer

“I’m sorry to say, Mr. Jones, that we can’t hire you.” “Why? I’m an excellent candidate. Look at my history of selling heavy equipment. Have you checked my references and letters of recommendation?” “We have, but those factors have been overridden by a problem.” “What problem?” “You lied to us.” “I did not.” “According to […]

Also posted in Crime, Markets, Theft, Toys

Trump Delight

really rich guy savors his fanny

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Poetry - GTC

Trump Fires

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Poetry - GTC

Violent Virgin Islands

Worn by cold weather and eternal gray days I leave Des Moines and move to the Virgin Islands where a friend from college tells me the weather’s always great except for high humidity and occasional hurricanes. I don’t worry much about climate. I just do what locals do. I like the Virgin Islands but better […]

Also posted in Crime, Detroit, El Salvador, Honduras, Murder, New Orleans, Virgin Islands

Shotgun Cruz

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Ted Cruz

Neighborhood

street signs claim gun and drug free zone

Also posted in Crime, Drugs, Poetry - GTC

Bacon Cruz

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Ted Cruz

Bernie’s Gun Report

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Murder, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Trump Talks Strategy

This book is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Ben Carson, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, ISIS, Islam, Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Murder, Ted Cruz, Terrorism, Women

Gun Lover’s Solution

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Islam, Murder, Paris, Terrorism

Profiling

essential profile three quarters shooters right wing whites

Also posted in Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Shooters

buy more guns to shoot the shooters

Also posted in Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Trump Crashes Democratic Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Jeb Bush, Martin O'Malley, Middle East, Syria, Terrorism

Where’s the NRA on Roseburg?

Naturally, when there’s another rapid-fire mass murder in an American public school, I look to the National Rifle Association for comfort and insight, and have been searching the NRA website for several days, since the slaughter of ten students at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, but have yet to locate an article – or […]

Also posted in Murder, NRA

Emotions and Statistics from Ferguson

The usual suspects right and left are respectively railing that police are always justified in using force in ghettoes or they’re never justified in so doing especially if the alleged criminal descended from slaves. There’s no need to refute Al Sharpton, race baiter and riotous agitator extraordinaire, or columnist Leonard Pitts, a self-proclaimed introvert who’s […]

Also posted in Al Sharpton, Darren Wilson, Michael Brown, Murder, Racism, Slavery

Evening Stroll

Jeff loved to walk. Every morning before work and Saturday and Sunday afternoons he walked neighborhood streets where golf course spread around houses and kit foxes chased ducks then ate eggs. Sometimes Jeff changed routes but some streets were too pretty to exclude. He wasn’t going to avoid front yard often hot with pit bull. […]

Also posted in Dogs, Neighborhoods, Short Pieces - GTC

Gun Lover

Firepower’s important and guaranteed by Second Amendment because Founding Fathers wanted us free and would be proud how well we protect personal liberty. So don’t blame gun lovers for slaughter of twenty children at school in Newtown. That wasn’t our fault. We’re law-abiding parents who want kids safe. Trust me, laws restricting guns are already […]

Also posted in Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Short Pieces - GTC

We Still Love Our Guns

Just off work early this gray Friday afternoon I sought escape and relaxation in sports talk radio but the hosts weren’t talking about sports. They were lamenting lost lives of children and the senselessness of random violence. Something pretty bad must’ve happened but I sensed these somber gentlemen weren’t going to reveal what so I […]

Also posted in Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Publications

Gun Enthusiast Explains Lessons of Aurora

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Colorado, Crime, Mental Health, Murder

Both Barrels

everyone now armed in public new law mandates good citizens carry second gun

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Poetry - GTC

Handbook for Vigilantes

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Crime, Florida, George Zimmerman, Racism, Short Pieces - GTC, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes

Stand Your Ground

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Crime, Florida, George Zimmerman, Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Racism, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes

Dog with Gun

puppy king of yard happy growing fast father moves in usually eats some of son’s food and won’t let have any unless owner monitors pup gets skinny starts cowering and stops only when predeceases father if pup had gun things could’ve been different

Also posted in Animals, Dogs, Poetry - GTC

Shoot Me

i’m going to shoot myself but you first

Also posted in Mental Health, Poetry - GTC

Interview with Rick Perry

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Capital Punishment, Civil War - American, Economics, Immigration, Rick Perry, Texas

Tucson Gun Show

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Arizona, Cho Seung-Hui, Education, Gabrielle Giffords, Jared Loughner, Murder, Religion, Tucson

Sarah Palin Shoots Back

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Arizona, Barack Obama, Gabrielle Giffords, Jared Loughner, Media, Mental Health, Murder, Radio, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Television, Tucson