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Category Archives: Guns

Thousand Oaks Nightmare

former marine throws smoke grenades into thousand oaks nightclub and opens fire again compelling responsible citizens to ask why is anyone allowed to own extra-capacity magazines and other weapons of mass destruction

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

NRA Praises AR-15 Rifle

(This column was originally posted in February 2018 after the slaughter at Parkland High School in Florida. The AR-15 was the mass murderer’s weapon of choice. Yesterday, Saturday October 27, 2018, another killer selected an AR-15 before he entered a synagogue in Pittsburgh. It has become the madman’s favorite weapon. There are many issues about […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Murder

Brian Kemp Defends Democracy

Patriotic Georgians are going to elect this good old boy governor because I’m so conservative I run ads (explosion in background) to blow up government spending. I own lots of guns (see all those behind me and the one I’m cocking) that no one’s taking away. My chain saw’s ready (it starts right away) to […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Brian Kemp, Donald Trump, Georgia, Stacey Abrams

Joe Six Pack Reports

I’m excited looking at an email from Team Trump. They need our participation “because we’re close enough to change everything.” And we have to. “Illegal voting in the United States wreaks havoc with elections. Every election… it seems we rarely get our candidates elected.” Damn right “it’s time we do something about this.” Team Trump […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, George W. Bush, Immigration, Iran, Korea, Mexico, Michael Cohen, Nuclear Weapons, Robert Mueller, Russia, Stock Market, Vladimir Putin

My NRA

trump enters nra bordello and says elect more republicans to protect sacred gun rights

Also posted in Donald Trump, Murder, NRA

Guns and War

On the recent Saturday when a few million citizens, many quite young, gathered to protest gun violence in scores of cities and towns from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles, I boosted several of my Facebook links to stories I’d written about guns and war. These promotions attracted many new readers who, by demographic selection, I’d […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, John Bolton, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Nuclear Weapons

Gun Safety in the Classroom

I love living and going to high school in a beautiful California town by the sea where my favorite teacher is Mr. Smith. He’s also got eleven years of experience as a reserve police officer and really knows a lot about guns. This morning, in his administration of justice class, he’s showing us how to […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder

Presidential Fire

yeah that’s right i told some republican politicians they were scared of the nra but i’m not i just had a couple of meetings and decided it’s better we keep letting kids eighteen buy assault weapons

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

Reform McConnell

mitch mcconnell hot on banking reform cold on guns

Also posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Murder

Gun Checklist

Most citizens have already formulated and memorized their gun checklists. I’m writing mine down. 1. No one under age twenty-one can buy any gun. Nikolas Cruz, the deranged school shooter in Parkland, Florida, was nineteen. End of discussion. If you can’t support this sane law, Senator Marco Rubio, resign your seat. 2. Establish a universal […]

Also posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Murder, NRA, Poverty

Wayne LaPierre Visits Trump

America’s protector in chief, Wayne LaPierre, enters the White House and, as a secret service agent approaches, waves go away. “It’s okay, I’m only packing a pistol.” “Excuse me, sir, but no one’s permitted to bear a firearm when entering the Oval Office.” “Listen, son, I’m head of the NRA that donated more than thirty […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Wayne LaPierre

Marco Rubio Embraces NRA

I care about my constituents. They’re hurting and angry after tragic losses at a high school in Parkland, Florida and unhappy the NRA gave me a hundred percent approval rating and three million dollars for my Senate reelection campaign. I’m proud the NRA appreciates my defense of all guns and my commitment to God. That […]

Also posted in Marco Rubio, Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Religion

Fortifying Schools

I’m dynamic General Jones on my way to becoming Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Before I get there, right away, in fact, I’m going to unveil my blueprint for fortifying our schools, arming our educators, and protecting our children from the insanity and violence of those who misuse some of the most wonderful […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

Trump Victimized

trump tweets fbi so busy framing me for colluding with russia it failed to follow up signals from florida school shooter

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder

NRA Praises AR-15 Rifle

As I write this on Sunday afternoon, four days after deranged Nikolas Cruz used an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle to massacre seventeen former high school classmates in Parkland, Florida, I again check the National Rifle Association website – NRA.org – and still predictably find nothing about another national tragedy. Instead, the NRA has reposted an article […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

Stimulation

impotent old shooters stroke their guns

Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

Trump Arms Mentally Ill

why did trump overturn obama-era regulation making it more difficult for mentally ill to get guns NBC News story about Trump and this issue

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

Holy Mitch

mitch mcconnell prays for florida gun victims and swears he always wears pants when nra mounts him

Also posted in Mitch McConnell, Murder, NRA

Open Season

republicans quickly aim and fire gun control wouldn’t have prevented slaughter at florida school

Also posted in Mental Health, Murder

Help Us, NRA

nra still hasn’t updated its website wonder why

Also posted in Education, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

We Love Guns

another massacre proves every school must have metal detectors armed security guards armed teachers armed students anyone caught without gun will be shot

Also posted in Education, Mental Health, Murder, NRA

Encouraging Mass Murder

Let me understand, Kevin Janson Neal often fired gunshots from his home and neighbors complained when police came, knocked on his door, and left when Neal didn’t answer, except when he stabbed a neighbor and was arrested and soon out on bail and barred from having firearms police allegedly knew he still had. So it’s […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Murder

Golfing with Shinzo and Donald

I’ve caddied for many of the greatest golfers in history, packing Tiger Woods’ bag the day he shot sixty-two in an exhibition with Japanese legend Jumbo Ozaki who, despite being almost sixty, fired a hot sixty-seven. Today, I won’t be carrying clubs because our distinguished guests here at Kasumigaseki Country Club – Hideki Matsuyama, fourth […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Golf, Hideki Matsuyama, Japan, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Shinzo Abe, Tiger Woods

Texas Church

twenty six dead in texas church more guns won’t help more mental health care might

Also posted in Murder, Religion, Texas

NRA Logic

nra swallowed tongue until suddenly denouncing obama administration for twice approving sales of bump stocks which nra believes “should be subject to additional regulations”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Las Vegas, Murder, NRA

Buy Your Bump Stock

las vegas firearms just fine because they weren’t illegal automatic weapons but legal semi automatics souped up by bump stocks which are also legal and all that makes good gun sense

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder

NRA in Hiding

freedom’s safest place nra website still hasn’t mentioned las vegas slaughter

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder, NRA

You Know It

twenty five times more murdered with guns in united states than in other wealthy nations

Also posted in Murder

Please Explain

how can a man carry so many rifles to the thirty second floor of any hotel

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder

Viva Guns

gunman kills dozens at concert is that really a surprise

Also posted in Las Vegas, Murder

Armed in Texas

Thank God I escaped from that godless pansy state California where you had to struggle to get a concealed weapon permit and then keep the dang weapon hidden in public. I couldn’t live like that so quit my job and sold everything and moved to Texas where I keep my holstered handgun on one hip […]

Also posted in California, Knives, Texas

Guns in Classrooms

I arrive late to a packed board meeting of the Arid School District in your community and have to join others pressed against the wall and already listening to speakers address the five popularly-elected trustees of the school board who sit behind a long desk on the dais. “Guns are inherently offensive, not defensive,” says […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Crime, Education, Murder

GOP Genius

This book is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hate Crimes, Hillary Clinton, Religion

The First Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Chicago, Federal Reserve, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, Iran, Iraq, Korean War, Murder, Nuclear Weapons

Second Amendment Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Assassinations, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, NRA

Picking the Right Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Murder

Must Sell

I’m just the old night watchman, now called security guard, making sure no one steals or vandalizes the cars. I’m not against Joe. I’ve often seen him pushing his grocery cart by the lot very late, and sometimes we said hello, but he always kept going, until tonight when he stops and brings wire-cutters out […]

Also posted in Boxing, Cars & Driving, Homeless, Mixed Martial Arts, Poverty, Sales

Senatorial Guns

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC

Trump Delight

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Orlando, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Trump Embraces Guns

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Murder, NRA, Paris

The Derringer

“I’m sorry to say, Mr. Jones, that we can’t hire you.” “Why? I’m an excellent candidate. Look at my history of selling heavy equipment. Have you checked my references and letters of recommendation?” “We have, but those factors have been overridden by a problem.” “What problem?” “You lied to us.” “I did not.” “According to […]

Also posted in Crime, Markets, Theft, Toys

Trump Delight

really rich guy savors his fanny

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Poetry - GTC

Trump Fires

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Poetry - GTC

Violent Virgin Islands

Worn by cold weather and eternal gray days I leave Des Moines and move to the Virgin Islands where a friend from college tells me the weather’s always great except for high humidity and occasional hurricanes. I don’t worry much about climate. I just do what locals do. I like the Virgin Islands but better […]

Also posted in Crime, Detroit, El Salvador, Honduras, Murder, New Orleans, Virgin Islands

Shotgun Cruz

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Ted Cruz

Neighborhood

street signs claim gun and drug free zone

Also posted in Crime, Drugs, Poetry - GTC

Bacon Cruz

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Ted Cruz

Bernie’s Gun Report

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Murder, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Trump Talks Strategy

This book is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Ben Carson, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, ISIS, Islam, Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Murder, Ted Cruz, Terrorism, Women

Gun Lover’s Solution

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Islam, Murder, Paris, Terrorism

Profiling

essential profile three quarters shooters right wing whites

Also posted in Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Shooters

buy more guns to shoot the shooters

Also posted in Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism

Trump Crashes Democratic Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Jeb Bush, Martin O'Malley, Middle East, Syria, Terrorism

Where’s the NRA on Roseburg?

Naturally, when there’s another rapid-fire mass murder in an American public school, I look to the National Rifle Association for comfort and insight, and have been searching the NRA website for several days, since the slaughter of ten students at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, but have yet to locate an article – or […]

Also posted in Murder, NRA

Emotions and Statistics from Ferguson

The usual suspects right and left are respectively railing that police are always justified in using force in ghettoes or they’re never justified in so doing especially if the alleged criminal descended from slaves. There’s no need to refute Al Sharpton, race baiter and riotous agitator extraordinaire, or columnist Leonard Pitts, a self-proclaimed introvert who’s […]

Also posted in Al Sharpton, Darren Wilson, Michael Brown, Murder, Racism, Slavery

Evening Stroll

Jeff loved to walk. Every morning before work and Saturday and Sunday afternoons he walked neighborhood streets where golf course spread around houses and kit foxes chased ducks then ate eggs. Sometimes Jeff changed routes but some streets were too pretty to exclude. He wasn’t going to avoid front yard often hot with pit bull. […]

Also posted in Dogs, Neighborhoods, Short Pieces - GTC

Gun Lover

Firepower’s important and guaranteed by Second Amendment because Founding Fathers wanted us free and would be proud how well we protect personal liberty. So don’t blame gun lovers for slaughter of twenty children at school in Newtown. That wasn’t our fault. We’re law-abiding parents who want kids safe. Trust me, laws restricting guns are already […]

Also posted in Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Short Pieces - GTC

We Still Love Our Guns

Just off work early this gray Friday afternoon I sought escape and relaxation in sports talk radio but the hosts weren’t talking about sports. They were lamenting lost lives of children and the senselessness of random violence. Something pretty bad must’ve happened but I sensed these somber gentlemen weren’t going to reveal what so I […]

Also posted in Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Publications

Gun Enthusiast Explains Lessons of Aurora

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Colorado, Crime, Mental Health, Murder

Both Barrels

everyone now armed in public new law mandates good citizens carry second gun

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Poetry - GTC

Handbook for Vigilantes

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Crime, Florida, George Zimmerman, Racism, Short Pieces - GTC, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes

Stand Your Ground

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Crime, Florida, George Zimmerman, Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Racism, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes

Dog with Gun

puppy king of yard happy growing fast father moves in usually eats some of son’s food and won’t let have any unless owner monitors pup gets skinny starts cowering and stops only when predeceases father if pup had gun things could’ve been different

Also posted in Animals, Dogs, Poetry - GTC

Shoot Me

i’m going to shoot myself but you first

Also posted in Mental Health, Poetry - GTC

Interview with Rick Perry

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Capital Punishment, Civil War - American, Economics, Immigration, Rick Perry, Texas

Tucson Gun Show

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Arizona, Cho Seung-Hui, Education, Gabrielle Giffords, Jared Loughner, Murder, Religion, Tucson

Sarah Palin Shoots Back

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Arizona, Barack Obama, Gabrielle Giffords, Jared Loughner, Media, Mental Health, Murder, Radio, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Television, Tucson