Category Archives: Guns
Guns and War
On the recent Saturday when a few million citizens, many quite young, gathered to protest gun violence in scores of cities and towns from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles, I boosted several of my Facebook links to stories I’d written about guns and war. These promotions attracted many new readers who, by demographic selection, I’d […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, John Bolton, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Nuclear Weapons
Gun Safety in the Classroom
I love living and going to high school in a beautiful California town by the sea where my favorite teacher is Mr. Smith. He’s also got eleven years of experience as a reserve police officer and really knows a lot about guns. This morning, in his administration of justice class, he’s showing us how to […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder
Presidential Fire
yeah that’s right i told some republican politicians they were scared of the nra but i’m not i just had a couple of meetings and decided it’s better we keep letting kids eighteen buy assault weapons
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA
Reform McConnell
mitch mcconnell hot on banking reform cold on guns
Also posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Murder
Gun Checklist
Most citizens have already formulated and memorized their gun checklists. I’m writing mine down. 1. No one under age twenty-one can buy any gun. Nikolas Cruz, the deranged school shooter in Parkland, Florida, was nineteen. End of discussion. If you can’t support this sane law, Senator Marco Rubio, resign your seat. 2. Establish a universal […]
Also posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Murder, NRA, Poverty
Wayne LaPierre Visits Trump
America’s protector in chief, Wayne LaPierre, enters the White House and, as a secret service agent approaches, waves go away. “It’s okay, I’m only packing a pistol.” “Excuse me, sir, but no one’s permitted to bear a firearm when entering the Oval Office.” “Listen, son, I’m head of the NRA that donated more than thirty […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Wayne LaPierre
Marco Rubio Embraces NRA
I care about my constituents. They’re hurting and angry after tragic losses at a high school in Parkland, Florida and unhappy the NRA gave me a hundred percent approval rating and three million dollars for my Senate reelection campaign. I’m proud the NRA appreciates my defense of all guns and my commitment to God. That […]
Also posted in Marco Rubio, Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Religion
Fortifying Schools
I’m dynamic General Jones on my way to becoming Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Before I get there, right away, in fact, I’m going to unveil my blueprint for fortifying our schools, arming our educators, and protecting our children from the insanity and violence of those who misuse some of the most wonderful […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA
Trump Victimized
trump tweets fbi so busy framing me for colluding with russia it failed to follow up signals from florida school shooter
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder
NRA Praises AR-15 Rifle
As I write this on Sunday afternoon, four days after deranged Nikolas Cruz used an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle to massacre seventeen former high school classmates in Parkland, Florida, I again check the National Rifle Association website – NRA.org – and still predictably find nothing about another national tragedy. Instead, the NRA has reposted an article […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA
Stimulation
impotent old shooters stroke their guns
Also posted in Donald Trump, Mental Health, Murder, NRA
Holy Mitch
mitch mcconnell prays for florida gun victims and swears he always wears pants when nra mounts him
Also posted in Mitch McConnell, Murder, NRA
Open Season
republicans quickly aim and fire gun control wouldn’t have prevented slaughter at florida school
Also posted in Mental Health, Murder
Help Us, NRA
nra still hasn’t updated its website wonder why
Also posted in Education, Mental Health, Murder, NRA
We Love Guns
another massacre proves every school must have metal detectors armed security guards armed teachers armed students anyone caught without gun will be shot
Also posted in Education, Mental Health, Murder, NRA
Encouraging Mass Murder
Let me understand, Kevin Janson Neal often fired gunshots from his home and neighbors complained when police came, knocked on his door, and left when Neal didn’t answer, except when he stabbed a neighbor and was arrested and soon out on bail and barred from having firearms police allegedly knew he still had. So it’s […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Murder
Golfing with Shinzo and Donald
I’ve caddied for many of the greatest golfers in history, packing Tiger Woods’ bag the day he shot sixty-two in an exhibition with Japanese legend Jumbo Ozaki who, despite being almost sixty, fired a hot sixty-seven. Today, I won’t be carrying clubs because our distinguished guests here at Kasumigaseki Country Club – Hideki Matsuyama, fourth […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Golf, Hideki Matsuyama, Japan, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Shinzo Abe, Tiger Woods
Texas Church
twenty six dead in texas church more guns won’t help more mental health care might
Buy Your Bump Stock
las vegas firearms just fine because they weren’t illegal automatic weapons but legal semi automatics souped up by bump stocks which are also legal and all that makes good gun sense
NRA in Hiding
freedom’s safest place nra website still hasn’t mentioned las vegas slaughter
You Know It
twenty five times more murdered with guns in united states than in other wealthy nations
Also posted in Murder
Please Explain
how can a man carry so many rifles to the thirty second floor of any hotel
Armed in Texas
Thank God I escaped from that godless pansy state California where you had to struggle to get a concealed weapon permit and then keep the dang weapon hidden in public. I couldn’t live like that so quit my job and sold everything and moved to Texas where I keep my holstered handgun on one hip […]
Also posted in California, Knives, Texas
Guns in Classrooms
I arrive late to a packed board meeting of the Arid School District in your community and have to join others pressed against the wall and already listening to speakers address the five popularly-elected trustees of the school board who sit behind a long desk on the dais. “Guns are inherently offensive, not defensive,” says […]
Also posted in Bakersfield, Crime, Education, Murder
GOP Genius
This book is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bakersfield, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hate Crimes, Hillary Clinton, Religion
Second Amendment Trump
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Assassinations, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, NRA
Picking the Right Trump
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Murder
Must Sell
I’m just the old night watchman, now called security guard, making sure no one steals or vandalizes the cars. I’m not against Joe. I’ve often seen him pushing his grocery cart by the lot very late, and sometimes we said hello, but he always kept going, until tonight when he stops and brings wire-cutters out […]
Also posted in Boxing, Cars & Driving, Homeless, Mixed Martial Arts, Poverty, Sales
Senatorial Guns
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC
Trump Delight
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Orlando, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism
The Derringer
“I’m sorry to say, Mr. Jones, that we can’t hire you.” “Why? I’m an excellent candidate. Look at my history of selling heavy equipment. Have you checked my references and letters of recommendation?” “We have, but those factors have been overridden by a problem.” “What problem?” “You lied to us.” “I did not.” “According to […]
Trump Delight
really rich guy savors his fanny
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Poetry - GTC
Trump Fires
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Murder, Poetry - GTC
Violent Virgin Islands
Worn by cold weather and eternal gray days I leave Des Moines and move to the Virgin Islands where a friend from college tells me the weather’s always great except for high humidity and occasional hurricanes. I don’t worry much about climate. I just do what locals do. I like the Virgin Islands but better […]
Also posted in Crime, Detroit, El Salvador, Honduras, Murder, New Orleans, Virgin Islands
Bacon Cruz
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Ted Cruz
Bernie’s Gun Report
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Murder, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism
Trump Talks Strategy
This book is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Ben Carson, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, ISIS, Islam, Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Murder, Ted Cruz, Terrorism, Women
Gun Lover’s Solution
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Islam, Murder, Paris, Terrorism
Profiling
essential profile three quarters shooters right wing whites
Also posted in Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Terrorism
Trump Crashes Democratic Debate
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Jeb Bush, Martin O'Malley, Middle East, Syria, Terrorism
Where’s the NRA on Roseburg?
Naturally, when there’s another rapid-fire mass murder in an American public school, I look to the National Rifle Association for comfort and insight, and have been searching the NRA website for several days, since the slaughter of ten students at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, but have yet to locate an article – or […]
Emotions and Statistics from Ferguson
The usual suspects right and left are respectively railing that police are always justified in using force in ghettoes or they’re never justified in so doing especially if the alleged criminal descended from slaves. There’s no need to refute Al Sharpton, race baiter and riotous agitator extraordinaire, or columnist Leonard Pitts, a self-proclaimed introvert who’s […]
Also posted in Al Sharpton, Darren Wilson, Michael Brown, Murder, Racism, Slavery
Evening Stroll
Jeff loved to walk. Every morning before work and Saturday and Sunday afternoons he walked neighborhood streets where golf course spread around houses and kit foxes chased ducks then ate eggs. Sometimes Jeff changed routes but some streets were too pretty to exclude. He wasn’t going to avoid front yard often hot with pit bull. […]
Also posted in Dogs, Neighborhoods, Short Pieces - GTC
Gun Lover
Firepower’s important and guaranteed by Second Amendment because Founding Fathers wanted us free and would be proud how well we protect personal liberty. So don’t blame gun lovers for slaughter of twenty children at school in Newtown. That wasn’t our fault. We’re law-abiding parents who want kids safe. Trust me, laws restricting guns are already […]
Also posted in Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Short Pieces - GTC
We Still Love Our Guns
Just off work early this gray Friday afternoon I sought escape and relaxation in sports talk radio but the hosts weren’t talking about sports. They were lamenting lost lives of children and the senselessness of random violence. Something pretty bad must’ve happened but I sensed these somber gentlemen weren’t going to reveal what so I […]
Also posted in Mental Health, Murder, NRA, Publications
Gun Enthusiast Explains Lessons of Aurora
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Colorado, Crime, Mental Health, Murder
Both Barrels
everyone now armed in public new law mandates good citizens carry second gun
Also posted in Crime, Murder, Poetry - GTC
Handbook for Vigilantes
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Crime, Florida, George Zimmerman, Racism, Short Pieces - GTC, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes
Stand Your Ground
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Crime, Florida, George Zimmerman, Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Racism, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes
Dog with Gun
puppy king of yard happy growing fast father moves in usually eats some of son’s food and won’t let have any unless owner monitors pup gets skinny starts cowering and stops only when predeceases father if pup had gun things could’ve been different
Also posted in Animals, Dogs, Poetry - GTC
Tucson Gun Show
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Arizona, Cho Seung-Hui, Education, Gabrielle Giffords, Jared Loughner, Murder, Religion, Tucson
