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White House Statement on Proper Deaths

For Immediate Release: The White House is distraught about the recent unsightly and quite unintentional decapitation of Saddam Hussein’s half-brother, Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti. We have already rebuked Iraqi political officials and ordered them to follow our rules of expert and (almost) immaculate execution. In regard to hanging the murderous half-brother, a simple review of the […]

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