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Category Archives: China

Trump and Biden Brawl

Joe Biden, former vice president and still a slender six-footer at age seventy-five, stands at the microphone in an elegant Washington, D.C. hotel and, before Democratic governors and their staffs, begins hammering President Donald Trump for cutting taxes for the wealthy, risking a trade war with Europe and Asia, risking nuclear war with North Korea […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Jerry Brown, Joe Biden, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Trade

Hydrogen Man

I’m not short and pudgy. I’m taller and firmer than you think and in fact I’m a stud who watches professional basketball and lives like a god and beds any woman I want and the other night my current favorite swooned as I told her, “This morning I exploded a hydrogen bomb.” “Oh, Dear Leader.” […]

Also posted in Japan, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Indentured Servants

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in English, Immigration, Prisons, Short Pieces - GTC, Slavery

Foxxconn Opportunities

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Computers, Short Pieces - GTC, Suicide

World According to Americans

Don’t know if they were godless communists or radical Muslims but some outrageous critters emailed world map insulting Americans. On map they write we think Canada’s uninhabited. Bull feathers. We know few icy people live up there, and they sure as hell want to be like Alaska next door, which is now America except for […]

Also posted in Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Europe, India, Japan, Mexico, Middle East, Russia, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa

Kim Jong-Il Attacks Again

Don’t dare celebrate Western exaggerations that my body’s withered by a stroke and my face twisted into a mask of fading comprehension. I’m still mighty Kim Jong-Il and determined to confront those who claim they’re blessed with freedom and nutrition but are in fact imperialistic criminals using economic sanctions to punish my starving North Korean […]

Also posted in Asia, Iran, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Highlights from the 2008 Olympics

I see many noble commentators have downplayed if not altogether ignored Olympic sports in order to rebuke China for a range of civil rights concerns and thereby imply the nation today is as ill as in the era of Mao, who shred at least as much flesh as Hitler and Stalin.  China has in fact […]

Also posted in Asia, Basketball, Gymnastics, Media, Olympics, Swimming, Television, Track & Field