Category Archives: George W. Bush
Dick Cheney Reviews Vice
I expected cheap shots and lies from liberals and they unloaded bundles in Vice, their movie about me. Right away they gleefully recalled I had a couple of drunk driving arrests as a young man and dropped out of Yale to repair power lines and almost got dumped by my fiancée, Lynne. At least they […]
Trump Interviews Brett Kavanaugh
My White House bed is very lonely. Fortunately, I’m asleep and dreaming about one of my most profound duties as president: nominating a Supreme Court justice. In eight years Clinton, Bush, and Obama each only got to select two. In my year and a half I’m already considering my second pick, and I really like […]
Also posted in Abortion, Al Gore, Attorneys, Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Robert Mueller, Sean Hannity, Sex, Supreme Court
She Lives with Vincent van Gogh
This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”, which contains pieces about Van Gogh, Picasso, Frida Kahlo, Diego Rivera, Winslow Homer, Diane Arbus, and dozens of other great artists.
Also posted in Mental Health, Paint it Blue, Painters, Vincent Van Gogh
New Hampshire Speaks
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Al Gore, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
Jeb Says
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Jeb Bush, Middle East, Poetry - GTC
Dollar Deadline
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, George H. W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Poetry - GTC
Big Crowds for Bernie
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Vermont
Chris Kyle Reloads
I’d like to thank Clint Eastwood for making a movie about me and being so nice to my wife and kids, but I want to correct the impression he gives in his column, as well as in American Sniper, that I was a weak man tortured because I killed so many people. That ain’t so. […]
Also posted in American Sniper, Chris Kyle, Clint Eastwood, Iraq, Movies, PTSD, Saddam Hussein
Eastwood Battles American Snipers
I usually don’t spend much time arguing with critics of my movies and I’m not going to today. I’ll just refute those who accuse me of glorifying war or, at minimum, celebrating a man they scream online was a “psychopathic killer.” Listen, I’m not trying to transform Chris Kyle, the American Sniper who killed more […]
Also posted in American Sniper, Chris Kyle, Clint Eastwood, Iraq, Movies, PTSD, Saddam Hussein
Who Creates Jobs?
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
George W. Bush on Men and Women
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq, King Abdullah, Middle East, Osama bin Laden, Saudi Arabia, Sex
Brain Surgery for Amadinejad
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Holocaust, Iran, Israel, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Saddam Hussein
Taliban Leader Thanks President Bush and Congress
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Afghanistan, Al Qaeda, Pakistan, Taliban
Bush Embraces Missiles
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Europe, Iraq, Missile Shield, Nuclear Weapons, Weapons
President Bush Strives to Ensure Iraq’s Future
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq, Middle East
President Bush Rebukes Arabs on Israel’s 60th Birthday
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Israel, Middle East, Palestine
Delighted after Five Years in Iraq
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
President Bush Analyzes Intelligence Report on Iran
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iran, Nuclear Weapons
Ahmadinejad and Bush Spar at the United Nations
In a startling (and heretofore unreported) miscalculation in security planning last week at the United Nations in New York, secret service agents led a rapidly-departing President George W. Bush right into the exit path of the man he most loves to talk about but least wants to talk to, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran. President […]
Also posted in Holocaust, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Palestine, Terrorism, United Nations
Saddam Hussein Vows to Rescue Bush
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq, Saddam Hussein
Grand Speeches
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Al Qaeda, Iraq, Middle East
Consequences of Defeat in Iraq
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq, Middle East, Terrorism
Bush Resolves Missile Shield Dilemma
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Czech Republic, Missile Shield, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Vladimir Putin
President Bush Explains the Surge
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq
Bush Embraces the New Political World
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld, Nancy Pelosi
Supreme Power
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq, Saddam Hussein
President Bush’s New Language about War
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq
Straight Talk from Condoleezza Rice
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Al Qaeda, CIA, Condoleezza Rice, Terrorism
Hugo Chavez Show
I’m having great time. I’ve got own television show, and no one can cancel. Who’d want to? Almost every Sunday I put on best show ever. I talk about politics and baseball and sex on “Alo Presidente” and then sing before discussing Christ – first socialist – and reminisce about military career as lieutenant colonel […]
Also posted in Hugo Chavez, Venezuela
Admadinejad Debates George W. Bush
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nuclear Weapons, Rape, Women's Rights
Hillary Clinton Communes with George
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Hillary Clinton, Religion
President Bush Watches “The Battle of Algiers”
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
President Bush Celebrates Three Years in Iraq
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq
Fortress America and “The Long War”
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Afghanistan, Al Qaeda, Iran, Iraq, Terrorism
Karl Rove Seeks to Preserve King George
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Karl Rove
President Bush Identifies Monolithic Terrorism
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Middle East, Terrorism
President Bush on Intelligent Design and War
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Intelligent Design, Religion, War
President Bush Warns of More Destruction
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Letter to President Bush: Try to Stabilize Iraq, then Leave
Dear President Bush, Let’s relax a few minutes and acknowledge that you are the most powerful man in the world, and the United States is fighting another war in Iraq, and the war is already more than two years old and the insurgency more deadly than ever and that your strategic reasoning for putting troops […]
Also posted in Iraq
What President Bush Could Be Thinking About Iraq
This story is an excerpt from “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq
What President Bush Really Said
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Campaign 2004
Experimental Poll
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Democrats, John Kerry, Media, Republicans, Walter Cronkite
Translating Bush and Kerry in the Final Debate
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Debates, John Kerry
Letter to President Bush: You Rose from the Canvas
Dear President Bush, It’s astonishing what preceded your comeback. First, you got your ears boxed the week before by a debating opponent who reduced you to a series of inane and lethargic utterances. Then you received another public report emphasizing your error in asserting that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. At the same time […]
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Debates, John Kerry
Moderating the Secret Bush-Kerry Debate
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Debates, John Kerry
Take Note, Security Moms: Kerry Manhandles Bush in First Debate
Many folks from all points on the political spectrum had begun conceding the election to our robust and resolute warrior-president. They had to. The polls were revealing the most horrifying perception of John Kerry. Married middle class white women, whose support he’d been counting on, had decided he couldn’t protect them as well as George […]
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Debates, John Kerry
Bush’s Popularity Rises in Concert with Death Toll
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Iraq, John Kerry
Bush and Balloons in the Garden
I had to be careful watching the political love-fest last Thursday night at the Republican National Convention in Madison Square Garden. I almost got converted. In fact, they actually enchanted me. There was Tommy Franks, the now retired general who led the conquest of an already ravaged Iraq, looking sharp in an orange tie and […]
Also posted in Campaign 2004
Cool Cat Bush Improves Position
The polls say ninety percent of the people are already firm about who they’re going to vote for. And many of them made choices based not so much on the economy or the war in Iraq but on the far more mundane, and critical, determination of who’s the cutest and who’s the coolest. When the […]
Also posted in Campaign 2004
Saddam Back on Stage as Insurgency Grows
The man’s a bona fide survivor, isn’t he? Hundreds of thousands of his victims inside and outside Iraq are dead. His sons are dead. Thousands of people mired in the mess he left have recently died. But Saddam Hussein lives on. He’s harder to kill than a cockroach in the deepest crevice, more difficult to […]
Also posted in Iraq, Saddam Hussein
Surgery on Iraq
Let’s cut the bullshit – the stuff that so often comes from the mouths of leaders everywhere – and deal with some facts: The Bush administration repeatedly lied about the capabilities and intentions of Iraq to do harm to the United States. The Bush administration was internationally condemned for even contemplating an attack on a […]
The Right Starts to Collapse on Bush
I don’t listen long to conservative radio talk shows. That would be like lingering at peep shows. But I can’t tell you about something said during these sermons unless I concede I listen a little. I usually don’t do so on purpose, of course. While searching for rationality, I accidentally press a button leading to […]
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Iraq
The Howard Dean Roar
I’ve got to start watching more TV. I missed Howard Dean’s punching and teeth clenching while he roared he was going to vanquish a long list of states. Unfortunately for Dean, he sounded like he envisioned an advance similar to General Sherman’s en route to Atlanta. By the time he finished that throat ripping “Yeeeaaaaaahhhh,” […]
Also posted in Campaign 2004, Howard Dean, John Kerry
Saddam Wears a Beard
This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”
Also posted in Iraq, Saddam Hussein, War
