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Category Archives: England

Trump Reimposes Sanctions

Good morning, America. I stand tall and tough before you to announce I’m reimposing nuclear-related sanctions against Iran. These sanctions had been lifted by the Obama administration and other misguided leaders in Russia, China, Germany, France, Great Britain, and the European Union. Unlike me, they did not realize the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action is […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, France, Germany, Iran, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Trump Warns Europeans

Seated at a large table during the summit meeting in Brussels, President Donald Trump crosses his arms in a tight jacket, eyes leaders of NATO nations, and says, “I love Europeans and they love me. My wife is from Slovenia, my mother from Scotland, and my father was conceived in Germany before his parents, no […]

Also posted in Angela Merkel, Crime, Donald Trump, Germany, Hungary, Immigration, Italy, London, Murder, Navy, Poland, Russia, Theresa May

Trumping Iran

No, wise guy, I’m not sitting on the can but an executive chair at a presidential table in the White House and am appropriately stern but proud as I sign the Presidential Memorandum announcing the United States will violate the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action in order to prevent Iran, the most terroristic nation on […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, France, Germany, Iran, John Bolton, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Poison Putin

it’s shocking and inexcusable england accuses me of sending agents to poison ex russian spy and daughter

Also posted in KGB, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Yogi Meets Winston

Right, I’m the gatekeeper now. Of course, in my case, that’s with a lower case g. The Big Guy says with the world’s population increasing so fast he’s got to turn the job over to someone else and tend to running this place. My instructions are pretty clear: don’t let in any bad guys, you […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Baseball, Germany, New York Yankees, Winston Churchill, World War II, Yogi Berra

Anthony Trollope Counters

I seek not your sympathy but cherish your attention as I here attempt to convey some of the events of my nightmare years as a student at Harrow in the early eighteen thirties. I entered school as a wretched farmer’s boy required to sit among the sons of peers, and their sophistication I at once […]

Also posted in Anthony Trollope, Bullies, Education, Wrestling

Muslim Analyst on Iran and the Nuclear Nation

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in China, France, India, Iran, Israel, Korea, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Pakistan, Terrorism

Subject of A Clockwork Orange Refutes Stanley Kubrick

Don’t call me Alex DeLarge. I long ago changed my notorious name, and for that I cannot blame Stanley Kubrick since I would’ve hidden my identity even if he hadn’t directed A Clockwork Orange, the film purportedly about my life. What I do forever excoriate Kubrick for is misrepresenting and exaggerating my deeds, which had […]

Also posted in Crime, Ludwig van Beethoven, Mental Health, Movies, Murder, Music, Prisons, Stanley Kubrick