Category Archives: Zoos

Raccoon Attacks Child and Father

As the paramount raccoon I am hosting this press conference to explain and apologize rather than justify. I understand we raccoons stand rather low in the eyes of you humans who consider us stealthy and untrustworthy creatures because we wear bandit black masks across our eyes. Our physical stature is also uninspiring as we usually […]

Also posted in Animals, Racoons, Short Pieces - GTC