Category Archives: Crime
Trump Visits Elijah Cummings
Donald Trump squeezes his Oval Office phone and calls secret service agents, ordering them to ready several black beasts for an executive motorcade to nearby Baltimore. After entering the city limits they begin passing old buildings marred by broken or boarded windows and piles of trash outside. “Look how they live,” says Trump. “Disgusting. Get […]
Also posted in Baltimore, Donald Trump, El Salvador, Elijah Cummings, Guatemala, Honduras, Immigration, Murder, Poverty, Racism
Trump Warns Europeans
Seated at a large table during the summit meeting in Brussels, President Donald Trump crosses his arms in a tight jacket, eyes leaders of NATO nations, and says, “I love Europeans and they love me. My wife is from Slovenia, my mother from Scotland, and my father was conceived in Germany before his parents, no […]
Also posted in Angela Merkel, Donald Trump, England, Germany, Hungary, Immigration, Italy, London, Murder, Navy, Poland, Russia, Theresa May
Trump Animals
i’m talking about ms-13 gang members it’s crazy because of weak laws these people come in fast we get them we send them away we get them again we’re taking them out of the country at a rate that’s never happened before it’s so ridiculous they aren’t people they’re animals
Also posted in Donald Trump, Gangs, Immigration
Reform McConnell
mitch mcconnell hot on banking reform cold on guns
Also posted in Donald Trump, Guns, Mitch McConnell, Murder
Gun Checklist
Most citizens have already formulated and memorized their gun checklists. I’m writing mine down. 1. No one under age twenty-one can buy any gun. Nikolas Cruz, the deranged school shooter in Parkland, Florida, was nineteen. End of discussion. If you can’t support this sane law, Senator Marco Rubio, resign your seat. 2. Establish a universal […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Guns, Marco Rubio, Murder, NRA, Poverty
Guns in Classrooms
I arrive late to a packed board meeting of the Arid School District in your community and have to join others pressed against the wall and already listening to speakers address the five popularly-elected trustees of the school board who sit behind a long desk on the dais. “Guns are inherently offensive, not defensive,” says […]
Also posted in Bakersfield, Education, Guns, Murder
The Sweater
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Money in the Bank
There aren’t any good jobs in L.A., and I’m sick of work anyway. I don’t even want to sell drugs anymore. I’ve got a better plan. Two friends and I are going to knock off a bank in Bakersfield. It would be too tough in L.A. In Bakersfield we’re dealing with hicks. I figure we […]
Also posted in Bakersfield, Banks, Los Angeles, Theft
The Derringer
“I’m sorry to say, Mr. Jones, that we can’t hire you.” “Why? I’m an excellent candidate. Look at my history of selling heavy equipment. Have you checked my references and letters of recommendation?” “We have, but those factors have been overridden by a problem.” “What problem?” “You lied to us.” “I did not.” “According to […]
Violent Virgin Islands
Worn by cold weather and eternal gray days I leave Des Moines and move to the Virgin Islands where a friend from college tells me the weather’s always great except for high humidity and occasional hurricanes. I don’t worry much about climate. I just do what locals do. I like the Virgin Islands but better […]
Also posted in Detroit, El Salvador, Guns, Honduras, Murder, New Orleans, Virgin Islands
Louie in Transition
I didn’t start out well, throwing a paperweight at my principal in second grade. Next year half the kids on the playground chased me for stealing a little girl’s necklace. I didn’t mind. I liked to fight. So did many kids in my neighborhood. A guy stabbed me when I was fourteen. I also fought […]
Also posted in Assault, Juvenile Crime
Jail for Juvenile Felons
There’s a pretty picture on the postcard: San Francisco Bay provides a serene, blue backdrop for a hill with a group of shining buildings on it. The writing on the other side acknowledges the setting’s superficial beauty but offers a warning: San Quentin prison may look good on a postcard but is not a nice […]
Also posted in Juvenile Crime, Murder, Prisons, Rape, Sacramento, San Quentin, Theft
Senior Scams
Don’t think thieves have no conscience. Some of us feel quite guilty, even before capture. Thankfully, I think I’ve outgrown my unacceptable tendencies; serving two stints in prison and turning seventy make a man mellow and empathetic. Today I’m just one of about fifty aging residents of Paradise Homes who’ve gathered in the community center […]
Also posted in Aging, Poetry - GTC, Theft
Airport Taxi
Mark didn’t like late night arrivals at any airport especially in Mexico City where some people get hyper when they see a gringo. He should’ve been ready when a young man rushed up and in Spanish said, “Here, Señor, come with me.” “Where?” “To a place with no lines and low taxi fares.” “Taxis are […]
Also posted in Economics, Kidnapping, Mexico, Mexico City, Poverty
Bakersfield Number One
Bring out the beer, boys, Bakersfield’s number one again. You see the report? We got the highest rate of auto theft in the United States. My buggy was ripped off last month. I love it. We also got the dirtiest air in the country. And as more of our teenage girls get knocked up we […]
Also posted in Bakersfield, Education, Environment
Shorty Belton
Bombs, bullets, bayonets, and insanity dominate island Okinawa in spring 1945 as American soldiers kill hundred thousand Japanese soldiers who kill and wound sixty-five thousand Americans, and both slaughter thousands of natives. Someone shoots Shorty Belton in leg. He’s lucky, surviving in relative good health, and returns to Spokane where he marries, raises family, works […]
Also posted in Murder, Prisons, Short Pieces - GTC, World War II
Night Court
This story is from the collection “Paint it Blue”
Also posted in Art, Economics, Great Depression, Painters, Phil Paradise, Poverty
Adopting Sonny Liston
This story is part of the collection “Death in the Ring”
Also posted in Alcohol, Boxing, Drugs, Families, Sonny Liston
House Arrest
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Kidnapping, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC
Lady Driver
This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”
Also posted in Murder, Rape, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC
The Hector Camacho Experience
I’m only fifteen but in jail and then out I can’t slow down and don’t want to everything’s moving so fast I have to fight fuck dance and talk and I love speeding in stolen cars and taking other things and get more excited in the ring. I’m so much quicker than opponents I belt […]
Also posted in Boxing, Cocaine, Drugs, Hector Camacho, Julio Cesar Chavez, Murder, New York City, Oscar de la Hoya, Puerto Rico, Ray Leonard
Death Sentences in Iraq
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Iraq, Lawyers, Middle East, Murder
Quito Hills
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Brazil, Caracas, Drugs, Ecuador, Poverty, Quito, Rio de Janeiro, South America, Venezuela
Valley of Cumbaya
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Ecuador, George Thomas Clark, Quito, Travel
Bag in Stall
In a crowded holiday airport he long waited for a stall and was thanking god when, fast as he blinked, a hand reached under the door and yanked his bag.
Also posted in Airports, Short Pieces - GTC, Theft, Travel
Gun Enthusiast Explains Lessons of Aurora
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Colorado, Guns, Mental Health, Murder
Crime Scene
going to drive by house down street want to come what house said wife where those three people were shot last night that’s disgusting
Also posted in Marriage, Murder, Poetry - GTC
President Chapo Guzman
Come on. Admit it. You keep having to Google “new Mexican president” because you can’t remember Enrique Pena Nieto. He’s handsome but like generic model and smooth but so’s oily auto part. You know he represents old guard PRI that ruled dictatorially for decades, spoon feeding wealthy while ignoring poor. Trust me, Enrique Pena Nieto […]
Also posted in Chapo Guzman, Cocaine, Drugs, Enrique Pena Nieto, Methamphetamine, Mexico, Murder
Enforcement
money men who rage against crime appreciate stylish new gallows on wall street
Also posted in Capital Punishment, Economics, Employment, Poetry - GTC, Poverty, Wall Street
Travel Advice
Avoid crowded and dangerous Mexico City, stay way from torrid beaches, ignore over-hyped pyramids, and forget boring cathedrals. Instead, come to San Juan in infernal yet enchanting Nuevo León. Here you’ll meet friendly and forthright people. Don’t worry about forty-nine headless corpses on highway under welcoming white arch. Everything’s been cleaned up, and narcotics traffickers […]
Also posted in Drugs, Mexico, Mexico City, Murder, Short Pieces - GTC
Mexican Journalists Murdered
routine news three mexican journalists found maimed in plastic bags week after female reporter strangled at home To read “Drug Rehabilitation in Ciudad Juarez,” please click here To read “Mexican Society Under Attack,” please click here
Also posted in Drugs, Mexico, Poetry - GTC
Both Barrels
everyone now armed in public new law mandates good citizens carry second gun
Also posted in Guns, Murder, Poetry - GTC
Norwegian Fascist Salute
norwegian anti muslim anders breivik sieg heils in court to commemorate blowing up eight and shooting several dozen kids next time anders breivik sieg heils court orders fascist arm amputated and used as club
Also posted in Conservatives, Mental Health, Murder, Nazis, Norway, Poetry - GTC, Religion
Mass Murder in Mexico
Hasn’t been much new in search engines about discovery of hundred seventy-seven corpses near San Fernando, Mexico. Occasional reports reminded just eighty miles south of border Mexican authorities ignored mountain of unclaimed luggage in bus depot before finally digging holes and discovering mummified Central Americans and Mexicans who’d headed north to work. Some had been […]
Also posted in Agriculture, Drugs, Google, Mexico, Short Pieces - GTC
Cruising O.J.’s House
This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”
Also posted in Football, Marriage, Media, Murder, O.J. Simpson, Short Pieces - GTC
Handbook for Vigilantes
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Florida, George Zimmerman, Guns, Racism, Short Pieces - GTC, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes
Stand Your Ground
This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”
Also posted in Florida, George Zimmerman, Guns, Murder, NRA, Poetry - GTC, Racism, Trayvon Martin, Vigilantes
Honduran Heat
Honduran money’s in few hands closed to rusty prison where every cell’s sealed and sole set of keys dropped by guard fleeing fire. Outside, guards blocked firefighters and shot at few prisoners not trapped in cells. Most screamed as fried or suffocated but quit carrying on when charred in stacks totaling three hundred fifty-five stinking […]
Also posted in Central America, Fires, Honduras, Poverty, Prisons, Short Pieces - GTC
Crime Scene
man handcuffed chest down on floor head other side of room
Also posted in Murder, Poetry - GTC
Remembering Mass Murder in San Fernando, Mexico
There hasn’t been much new news in search engines about the discovery one year ago of a hundred seventy-seven corpses near San Fernando, Mexico. Occasional reports merely reminded that just eighty miles south of Brownsville, Texas, Mexican authorities ignored a mountain of unclaimed luggage in a bus depot before finally digging holes and discovering mummified […]
Also posted in Agriculture, Drugs, Google, Mexico, Poetry - GTC
Teddy Bear
mommy and daddy had rooms full of smelly chemicals rotting teeth and making act crazy and now at night i don’t even have my teddy bear cuz police said it’s contaminated Source – Performing Arts Christmas Extravaganza in Tehachapi, December 17, 2011. To read “Wired in Bed,” please click here
Also posted in Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Poetry - GTC
Criminal Justice in Islam
In blighted but affordable east Bakersfield old bank transformed into new mosque hosts annual Islamic Conference where keynote speaker Main Al-Qudah, PhD in Islamic law and imam at large mosque in Houston, steps to podium. He’s slim, stern, middle-aged, dressed in suit and tie, and resembles prosecutor as power points to screen bearing principles of […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Bakersfield, Drugs, Islam, Jordan, Main Al-Qudah, Marriage, Middle East, Rape, Religion, Saudi Arabia
Son of John Gotti
I hereby celebrate avoiding every commercial during the Super Bowl between the wildcard Green Bay Packers and the hardscrabble Pittsburgh Steelers. I didn’t have to dodge any pitches during the first third of the game since I overslept as I battled sinusitis. Joining the showdown with the Pack leading fourteen to three, I thereafter held […]
Also posted in 60 Minutes, Advertisements, Commercials, John Gotti, John Travolta, Kidnapping, Media, Movies, Murder, New York City, Organized Crime, Television
Subject of A Clockwork Orange Refutes Stanley Kubrick
Don’t call me Alex DeLarge. I long ago changed my notorious name, and for that I cannot blame Stanley Kubrick since I would’ve hidden my identity even if he hadn’t directed A Clockwork Orange, the film purportedly about my life. What I do forever excoriate Kubrick for is misrepresenting and exaggerating my deeds, which had […]
Also posted in England, Ludwig van Beethoven, Mental Health, Movies, Murder, Music, Prisons, Stanley Kubrick
Drug Rehabilitation in Ciudad Juarez
No one I knew used cocaine when I was a kid. We just drank beer and smoked green mota. Snorting coke was for rich and poor people in the United States. It amazed me when I heard they were smoking it. That sounded stupid. They could do it all they wanted. I only wanted to […]
Eyewitness Account 1975: Lynette Fromme Tries to Assassinate President Ford
I witnessed the following incident on September 5, 1975, and this article appeared four days later in the student newspaper at California State University, Sacramento. A few revisions have been made. SACRAMENTO – Blinds were drawn over the windows on the east side of the hotel, keeping out the glare of the mid-morning sun. Some […]
Also posted in Assassinations, Charles Manson, Cults, George Thomas Clark, Gerald Ford, Lynette Fromme, Murder, Sacramento
Crips and Bloods
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Crips & Bloods, Drugs, Gangs, Los Angeles, Murder
Astronaut Explains
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Astronauts, Dating
