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Category Archives: Stock Market

Federal Reserve Trumps Stock Market

my greatest ever stock market and economy would’ve continued up and up if fed understood interest rates strong dollars and trade wars but they’re like powerful golfers who can’t putt

Also posted in Donald Trump, Economics, Federal Reserve, Trade

Joe Six Pack Reports

I’m excited looking at an email from Team Trump. They need our participation “because we’re close enough to change everything.” And we have to. “Illegal voting in the United States wreaks havoc with elections. Every election… it seems we rarely get our candidates elected.” Damn right “it’s time we do something about this.” Team Trump […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, George W. Bush, Guns, Immigration, Iran, Korea, Mexico, Michael Cohen, Nuclear Weapons, Robert Mueller, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Economic Delights

president trumpets continued unemployment declines initiated by obama and celebrates many stock market highs that could challenge annual record set in nineteen twenty-eight but not clear if president also worries about events the following year

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, Housing

Market Value

real wages stagnate while dreary houses soar and stocks climb on high limb

Also posted in Donald Trump, Economics, Housing

Headline Trump

sometime in ‘eighteen all enemy media report trump battered by bear market and screw-poor health plan embraces war to make blubber look like muscle

Also posted in Bear Markets, Donald Trump, War

Bull Trump

bear likely to eat trump bull market

Also posted in Donald Trump

Blockhead

Riding bull market Bob bought stocks appealing to addled brain and sold U.S. bonds guaranteeing 13.5 percent annually he planned to beat every month. He should’ve begun treatment. After binge phone woke him five p.m. October 19, 1987 when man said, “I heard rumor market dropped 500 points. Possible?” “No, recent weeks stocks down about […]

Also posted in Debt, Economics, George Thomas Clark, Housing