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Category Archives: Navy

Corona Carrier

I fly to Guam and march onto the aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt and over the radio tell almost five thousand crew members this is Navy Secretary Thomas Modly and I’m tired of your complaining about the coronavirus spreading on board and infecting more than one hundred seventy of you who have a mission and […]

Also posted in aircraft carriers, Coronavirus, Donald Trump, Guam, Nuclear Weapons

Trump Warns Europeans

Seated at a large table during the summit meeting in Brussels, President Donald Trump crosses his arms in a tight jacket, eyes leaders of NATO nations, and says, “I love Europeans and they love me. My wife is from Slovenia, my mother from Scotland, and my father was conceived in Germany before his parents, no […]

Also posted in Angela Merkel, Crime, Donald Trump, England, Germany, Hungary, Immigration, Italy, London, Murder, Poland, Russia, Theresa May

Rubio Warns China

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Air Force, Army, Campaign 2016, China, Defense Budget, Japan, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Marco Rubio

McCain’s Finest Robocall

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, John McCain, Vietnam