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Category Archives: Bill Clinton

Democratic Delusion

clinton was moderate likewise obama now demos lurch leftward off electoral cliff

Also posted in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren

Meet Cesar Sayoc

Uufff. Just one more set. Got to keep my muscles big and bigger so I can be a stripper or, more likely in my fifties, a bouncer. I’m a tough guy. I know about wrestling and mixed martial arts. I haven’t been using those skills recently, though, because I’m a witty guy and been working […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bombs, Cesar Sayac, Donald Trump, Eric Holder, George Soros, Hillary Clinton, Robert De Niro, Terrorism

Rush Limbaugh Speaks

I love being fat and famous and talking out of my ass. Listen. We just don’t do this. Republicans don’t make bombs and mail them to enemies of freedom like Obama and the Clintons and CNN. That’s the low-rent style of liberal conspirators desperate to smear conservatives before the midterms.

Also posted in Barack Obama, CNN, Donald Trump, Radio, Rush Limbaugh

Everyone’s Crazy

We’re all lucky Trump enters politics and tells us Barack Obama was born in Kenya and is quite different and ruining the country with Obamacare and debt and Bill Clinton’s a sexual predator and we should lock up Crooked Hillary and that CNN and others are fake news, look right over there he points at […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Brett Kavanaugh, China, Donald Trump, George Soros, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Maxine Waters, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Kavanaugh Begins

I just got sworn onto the Supreme Court and vowed to seek to be a force for stability and unity. The Supreme Court is an institution of law. It is not a partisan or political institution. The Justices do not sit on opposite sides of an aisle. Ken Starr and Donald Trump and my guys […]

Also posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Sex, Supreme Court

The Kavanaugh Defense

Yeah, I liked beer in high school and college. Didn’t you, Senator? No, I never passed out. I just went to sleep. That’s not blacking out. How about you, Senator, do you black out when drinking. Okay, you don’t have a drinking problem and neither do I and I never did. It doesn’t matter that […]

Also posted in American Bar Association, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Lawyers, Sex, Supreme Court

Trump Interviews Brett Kavanaugh

My White House bed is very lonely. Fortunately, I’m asleep and dreaming about one of my most profound duties as president: nominating a Supreme Court justice. In eight years Clinton, Bush, and Obama each only got to select two. In my year and a half I’m already considering my second pick, and I really like […]

Also posted in Abortion, Al Gore, Attorneys, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Robert Mueller, Sean Hannity, Sex, Supreme Court

The Inaugural Speech

I am today honored to stand before the impoverished and miserable people of the United States and take my rightful place as a successor to George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. I too shall be your savior and forever protect you from people like the four failures sitting behind me on this executive stage. President Jimmy […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Ivanka Trump, Jimmy Carter, Melania Trump

Trump Math

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Emails, FBI, Hillary Clinton, J. Edgar Hoover, James Comey, Rape

The Klan’s President

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ku Klux Klan, Racism

Anthony Weiner Counterattacks

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, Sex

March for America

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Trump Apocolypse

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Sex

Presidential Behavior

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Infidelity, Sex

Obama Seeks Third Term

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Terrorism

The Second Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Syria, Warren Buffett

Pussy Hound

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Sex

The First Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Chicago, Federal Reserve, Guns, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, Iran, Iraq, Korean War, Murder, Nuclear Weapons

A Text for You

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Campaign 2016, Computers, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, Sex

Calling for Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Bubba does Kern County

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Agriculture, Campaign 2016, Cesar Chavez, Dolores Huerta, Donald Trump, United Farm Workers

Gracious Donald Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, John Kasich, Ted Cruz

Dining with Bill Clinton

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, ISIS, Israel, New York City, Palestine, Syria

Clinton and Sanders Shine in First Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, George W. Bush, Jeb Bush, Kevin McCarthy

Hillary’s Emails

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Emails, Hillary Clinton, Libya, Monica Lewinsky, Russia, Vladamir Putin

Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky

I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]

Also posted in Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky, Sex

Who Creates Jobs?

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Dwight Eisenhower, Economics, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, John F. Kennedy, Politics, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Short Pieces - GTC

Congress Mandates New Leadership Model

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Electoral College, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan