Category Archives: Alaska

Basketball at Caltech

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football” You’re the basketball coach at Caltech and your most formidable opponents are not opposing players but the scientific and mathematical pedigree of a school that’s generated more than 30 Nobel Prize winners and accepts only students who project to play NBA ball in the classroom. Successful […]

Also posted in Basketball, Caltech, Conservatives, Education, Facebook, Google, Mathematics, Nobel Prize, Pasadena, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Science

Sarah Palin Swings

better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin, Sex

Sarah Palin Gazes at 2012

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Ben Bernanke, Campaign 2012, John McCain, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Texas

Letter to my Cable Company

Dear Cable Company, Please excuse me for annually asking you to send a technician to upgrade my service from a “limited-basic” menu of twenty-one channels to the still-merely-“basic” package of seventy-five, and then a few months later recalling your cable guy, always a different one, to climb the telephone pole in my back yard and […]

Also posted in Advertisements, Basketball, Blake Griffin, Commercials, George Thomas Clark, Glenn Beck, Internet, Jerry Springer, Media, Sarah Palin, Television

Sarah Palin’s Biography in 2064

In honor of Sarah Palin, who would have been one-hundred years old this year, Shotgun Books is releasing Palin: Maverick, Stateswoman, and Mom.  The first chapter follows: Not since the evening Richard Nixon resigned more than three decades earlier had Republicans so dreaded a night as October second, 2008.  Even Democrats reached with trepidation for […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, Joe Biden, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Palin Reveals Democratic Treachery

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, International Relations, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Live and Unscripted

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Campaign 2008, Sarah Palin