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Category Archives: Joe Biden

Daughter Debates Dad

Our flat screen shows a wide stage containing ten eager presidential candidates. “Daddy, what’s a Hickenlooper?” asks my daughter. “That’s a former governor of Colorado,” I say. “What’s he doing in California?” “They’re in Detroit for a debate.” “Why?” “They’re trying to become president of the United States.” “Who’s going to win?” Jabbing my index […]

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren, Families

Casting Director Watches Second Debate

Blessed with the insight of a soothsayer and the power of a kingmaker, I have many times selected the best stars for classic roles. I said cast Humphrey Bogart instead of Ronald Reagan in Casablanca. I picked John F. Kennedy over Richard Nixon. I decreed that Reagan replace Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton topple George […]

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg

Bashing Biden

Sure, I’d listen to people from another country if they said they had important information about my political enemies. Don’t bother moralizing. You wouldn’t call the FBI, either. Stakes are too high. I’m not only making us great and guarding against terrorists, I’m fighting a very dangerous guy at home. Actually, Joe Biden would only […]

Also posted in Abortion, Campaign 2020, China, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iowa, Nikolai Lenin, Trade

Trump Assesses the Democratic Candidates

I love democracy or I’d say cancel the 2020 election because all the Democrats are children compared to me and I’m going to win easily. Go ahead. Throw me some names and I’ll explain. Joe Biden – Can’t believe this wimp threatened to punch me because of my popularity with women. Look what’s happening. Even […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren, Iran, Joseph McCarthy, Julian Castro, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Roy Cohn, Tulsi Gabbard

Manila Bulletin Posts: “Trump and Biden Brawl”

Manila Bulletin columnist Jose Abeto Zaide, former Philippine ambassador to Germany and France, has again posted one of my columns. “TRUMP AND BIDEN BRAWL” in the Manila Bulletin Click here to read “King Donald” by George Thomas Clark

Also posted in Donald Trump, George Thomas Clark, Jose Abeto Zaide, King Donald

Trump and Biden Brawl

Joe Biden, former vice president and still a slender six-footer at age seventy-five, stands at the microphone in an elegant Washington, D.C. hotel and, before Democratic governors and their staffs, begins hammering President Donald Trump for cutting taxes for the wealthy, risking a trade war with Europe and Asia, risking nuclear war with North Korea […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Jerry Brown, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Trade

Hillary Plans Defeat of ISIS

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Middle East

Michelle Intervenes

“Barack, what’s that smell?” “Just new cleanser they’re using.” “Are you sure?” “Yeah.” “Open this door.” “Can’t, the vice president and I are resolving the immigration and Syrian crises.” “You’re profaning the Oval Office as well as disobeying my directives.” “I’m doing no such thing.” “You think I don’t know.” “How could you?” “I had […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Marijuana, Michelle Obama

Soothing Barack

“Mr. President, you’ve been quite tense.” “Since when?” “Last five years or so.” “Be thankful you bear not my burden, Joe.” “I am, but I’ll have to unless you mellow out.” “I work out, play golf, spend quality time with the wife. What else can I do?” Joe smiled and presented a perfectly rolled cigarette. […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Marijuana, Short Pieces - GTC

Joe Six Pack and Hockey Mom

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, George Thomas Clark, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin’s Biography in 2064

In honor of Sarah Palin, who would have been one-hundred years old this year, Shotgun Books is releasing Palin: Maverick, Stateswoman, and Mom.  The first chapter follows: Not since the evening Richard Nixon resigned more than three decades earlier had Republicans so dreaded a night as October second, 2008.  Even Democrats reached with trepidation for […]

Also posted in Alaska, Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Obama Embraces Palin

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2008, Sarah Palin