Sex
Mitt Romney Sleeps
mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell
Read MoreMichele Bachmann Sweet
short and slender wrapped up sweet
Read MoreSarah Palin Swings
better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’
Read MoreHypocrites Still Attacking Tiger Woods
I am honored today to speak for the greatest, most powerful and God-fearing creatures who have yet graced the earth, the white American male. For three months now we have been in the throes of moral outrage because Tiger Woods, after years of profitably portraying himself as a dedicated and monogamous family man, was revealed…
Read MoreReversing Elin and Tiger Woods
Beautiful Elin Woods, the Athlete of the Decade and, perhaps more significantly, the most compelling entertainer on earth, remains in isolation and is quite depressed. One understands why. For thirteen years, until the early and dangerous hours after Thanksgiving Day, Elin had stridden the world’s golf courses as unrivalled queen, and her corporate dominance was…
Read MoreHow Tiger Woods Should Respond
Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned. Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing…
Read MoreManagement Teams Clarifies Adventures of Tiger Woods
Bulletins from TigerWoods.com Saturday November 28, 11:30 a.m. It is untrue that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a striking New York City celebrity chaser, Rachel Uchitel, and therefore it is a lie that his wife Elin attacked him for so doing. About 2:25 a.m. Friday November 27, after failing to properly digest turkey…
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