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Category Archives: Sex

Kavanaugh Begins

I just got sworn onto the Supreme Court and vowed to seek to be a force for stability and unity. The Supreme Court is an institution of law. It is not a partisan or political institution. The Justices do not sit on opposite sides of an aisle. Ken Starr and Donald Trump and my guys […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Supreme Court

Kavanaugh Confirmed

God, I’m a rock star like there’s never been and so happy to be your incredible president here in excited Topeka. Hello, Kansas. I know you’re thrilled that this afternoon the Senate confirmed Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court and I already signed his commission. He’s a great man and will sit proudly […]

Also posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Kansas, Supreme Court

Senator Kennedy Bongs Democrats

Democrats who’ve been smoking bongs sometimes ask if I’m President John Kennedy. No, I say, I’m Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana, a righteous and God-fearing Republican, and I want you Demos to sober up and admit that no amount of FBI investigation of Judge Brett Kavanaugh will ever satisfy you. I don’t think some of […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Marijuana, Supreme Court

Trump Thrills Mississippi

I love traveling around this huge country I’ve made great again and speaking to the honest working people who love me and wait hours to get into my rallies. They know I’m one of them even though I’m really rich and have spent most of my life in luxurious places around other wealthy people and […]

Also posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Defense Budget, Donald Trump, Economics, Health, Immigration, Memphis, Mississippi, Supreme Court

The Kavanaugh Defense

Yeah, I liked beer in high school and college. Didn’t you, Senator? No, I never passed out. I just went to sleep. That’s not blacking out. How about you, Senator, do you black out when drinking. Okay, you don’t have a drinking problem and neither do I and I never did. It doesn’t matter that […]

Also posted in American Bar Association, Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Lawyers, Supreme Court

Kegger

young brett kavanaugh shoulda avoided keggers

Also posted in Alcohol, Brett Kavanaugh, Lawyers

Trump Defends Kavanaugh

I have to tell you that Brett Kavanaugh is such an outstanding man it’s very hard for me to believe as a drunk teenager he pulled a girl into a bedroom, locked the door, turned up the music, threw her on the bed and jumped on her and tried to pull her clothes off, and […]

Also posted in Attorneys, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Supreme Court

Tiger Woods on the Prowl

Few in any sport have exerted the gravitational pull of red-shirted Tiger Woods on championship Sundays. For twelve years he dominated the landscape, shooting eighteen under par to demolish the field in his first professional Masters, inventing the Tiger Slam, an unprecedented four straight majors over two seasons, and seizing fourteen majors and dozens of […]

Also posted in Brooks Koepka, Golf, Infidelity, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods

The Honor of a Lady

Soon after his wealthy father died, I married Truxtun Beale and we moved to Washington, D.C. where I spent much time alone in his mother’s elegant Decatur House, across from the White House, while he traveled to Central Europe and Siberia and other rough places he couldn’t take me. In two years we nevertheless managed […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Divorce, Edward Beale, Gold, Infidelity, Marriage, Mexican-American War, Mexico, Truxtun Beale, Ulysses S. Grant

Michael Cohen Explains

trump asks what kind of lawyer records his client cohen responds a lawyer you plan to sacrifice

Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Russia, Stormy Daniels

Wild Trump Video

As a Russian intelligence agent and aficionado of good educational TV, I was at first intrigued by excited commentators on CNN and MSNBC who proclaimed they had an audio tape that offered a stunning conversation between Donald Trump and his legal consigliore Michael Cohen. They instead broadcast a barely audible and utterly boring conversation about […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Pornography, Russia, Stormy Daniels, Television, Vladamir Putin

Meet the Golden State Killer

MEET THE GOLDEN STATE KILLER $0.99 eBook What would Joe DeAngelo reveal if he were aggressively interrogated? Would he admit to a dozen murders and more than forty-five rapes, most of which are solidly linked to him by DNA? Author George Thomas Clark places a fictional seeker of justice in DeAngelo’s Sacramento jail cell and […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Golden State Killer, Joe DeAngelo, Meet the Golden State Killer, Murder, Rape

Trump Interviews Brett Kavanaugh

My White House bed is very lonely. Fortunately, I’m asleep and dreaming about one of my most profound duties as president: nominating a Supreme Court justice. In eight years Clinton, Bush, and Obama each only got to select two. In my year and a half I’m already considering my second pick, and I really like […]

Also posted in Abortion, Al Gore, Attorneys, Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Robert Mueller, Sean Hannity, Supreme Court

Meet the Golden State Killer – 5 Stars on Amazon.com

“Meet the Golden State Killer” already has three five-star reviews on Amazon.com What would Joe DeAngelo reveal if he were aggressively interrogated? Would he admit to a dozen murders and more than forty-five rapes, most of which are solidly linked to him by DNA? Author George Thomas Clark places a fictional seeker of justice in […]

Also posted in Golden State Killer, Joe DeAngelo, Meet the Golden State Killer, Murder, Rape

Published – Vincent Brothers Mass Murder Trial

Vincent Brothers was a respected educator in Bakersfield, first as a teacher and then as an administrator. Later, he was accused of murdering his wife, three young children, and his mother-in-law. Brothers said he didn’t do it. Circumstantial evidence indicated otherwise. In the 10 creative columns that comprise Vincent Brothers Mass Murder Trial, author George […]

Also posted in Divorce, Education, Murder, Vincent Brothers

Mighty Morals

I accept your passionate call to step in and stop the investigative nonsense that’s enveloping this nuclear nation of bluenose hypocrites. First, we don’t need to know if Donald Trump twelve years ago had a quick roll in the sack with stripper and porn star Stormy Daniels. We also don’t need to know if, during […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Environment, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Nuclear Weapons, Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels, Trade

Did Donald Dally

no matter what happened between the porn star the playmate and the president it’s none of our business

Also posted in Donald Trump, Pornography

Tales of Romance

TALES OF ROMANCE Entertaining stories about men and women dating, marrying, swinging, divorcing, and more… 99 cents on Amazon, Apple, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo Books Click here for Amacon Barnes & Noble Apple Books Kobo Books

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance

Confirmation 1991

on college stage in red bakersfield anita hill says she wasn’t filing sexual harassment suit against clarence thomas she was stating that character does matter and today she worries the current president glorifies predation

Also posted in Anita Hill, Clarence Thomas, Lawyers, Supreme Court

Babe and Billy

“Hey, Kid, get out here,” Babe says, inhaling cold air and exhaling hard. “This place is our Yankee Stadium.” A wiry man of medium height appears and says, “How about you quit calling me Kid.” “I’ll be happy to, soon as I learn your name.” “How long you need? I’ve been here thirty years.” “I’ve […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Babe Ruth, Baseball, Billy Martin, Cancer, Smoking, Tobacco, Ty Cobb

Trump Tweets Rob Porter

I’m tweeting and shouting that lives and careers are being shattered by mere allegations, some true, some false, some new, some old, and I want to know what happened to due process. Doesn’t Rob Porter deserve to be innocent until proven guilty? Sure, I’m the big boss but retired general John Kelly, my chief of […]

Also posted in Dating, Domestic Violence, Donald Trump, John Kelly, Marriage

What About Predatory Women?

Envision those male politicians, corporate bosses, and college administrators who enjoy flagellating themselves and other men while females of all ages and stations help them lay on the whip. Right now, that’s the self-righteous, politically essential, and cool thing to do. Make believe that most men are beasts and most women aren’t. Pretend the fair […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Employment, Rape

Roy Moore Says

loving sweet girls the ten commandments the confederate flag and stepping on gays i’m shocked alabamans betrayed me electing liberal doug jones i demand a recount

Also posted in Alabama, Donald Trump, Roy Moore, Senate

Franken Out

ok i’m resigning from senate but in that spirit demand pussy grabber in chief leave office and girl groping roy moore drop from alabama senate race

Also posted in Al Franken, Donald Trump, Roy Moore

Sunday Morning Conyers

I’ve fought for civil rights in the streets of Detroit, through the media, and in the House of Representatives more than half a century. A bunch of attention-seeking female employees can’t take that away from me. My legacy is secure because their claims are absurd. I touched no legs or fannies, though I’m sure many […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, John Conyers

Manson Confesses

glad i checked out or these days my girls coulda accused me of some wild shit

Also posted in Charles Manson, Cults

Blooming Charlie Rose

felt i pursued shared feelings as i pranced naked before female coworkers decades my junior only now do i realize i was mistaken

Also posted in Charlie Rose

Trumpenstein

imagine senator al frankenstein lecturing others about sexual harassment until we learn he behaves about like me

Also posted in Al Franken, Donald Trump

Roy Moore for Senate

maybe I chased some teenage skirts years ago in alabama but never without first meetin their mommas

Also posted in Alabama, Roy Moore, Senate

Manila Bulletin Posts “Inside Harvey Weinstein”

Jose Abeta Zaide, former Philippine Ambassador to Germany and current columnist for the Manila Bulletin, has again reprinted on of my columns, this one titled “Inside Harvey Weinstein.” “Inside Harvey Weinstein” in the Manila Bulletin “In Other Hands” by George Thomas Clark

Also posted in Harvey Weinstein, Jose Abeto Zaide, Movies

Inside Harvey Weinstein

I love these parties celebrating my movies that have generated more than three hundred Oscar nominations. I’m the guy everyone wants to talk to. I confess it wasn’t like that in high school or college or when I started in show business as a concert promoter. I saw those looks a million times: hey, you’re […]

Also posted in Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Movies

Age of Consent

A California man I knew long ago is currently in the hot waters of moral indignation and lust for punishment. His alleged crime: having sex with a sixteen-year-old girl, whom I shall correctly call a woman, from June to September a few years ago. At the time he was fifty-four. The district attorney, no doubt […]

Also posted in California

Loving Lana Turner

I’m just Judy Turner being followed by boys down the halls of Hollywood High and that’s pretty good but not nearly as exciting as when a reporter spots me cutting class in a cafe and sends me to an agent. Right away MGM signs me and says I’m one of the most beautiful women in […]

Also posted in Artie Shaw, Divorce, Infidelity, Lana Turner, Los Angeles, Marriage, Movies

Dating Louise Brooks

People have been telling me. That’s her. Louise Brooks is selling clothes at Saks Fifth Avenue. I probably would’ve recognized her, though she no longer wears the luminous black helmet hairdo she had when I loved her in the late twenties. I would’ve married her on the first date, if I could’ve gotten one, when […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Louise Brooks, Movies

Prudent Woman

My devout mother selected my virginal name purposefully and often demanded I note, and vow to later avoid, the kind of loose women who’d so often lured my father out of the house until one stole him. “He’ll treat her the same way, Mary,” she said. “Men want only one thing.” I didn’t doubt that […]

Also posted in Dating, Infideltiy, Romance 2

Proper Behavior

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Depression, Divorce, Romance

Anthony Weiner Counterattacks

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin

Comey to the Rescue

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, FBI, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, Robert Comey

Her Kind of Man

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Immigration, Music, Romance

Return to Romance

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Romance

Righteous Litigation

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

American Men

Adriana loved the United States and told everyone she’d never return to Colombia except to visit. She was studying advanced English in an adult school and planned to start a business after she met the right American man. She believed many would be interested since she’d had two husbands and numerous boyfriends in Colombia. Her […]

Also posted in Colombia, Romance

Trump Apocolypse

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Presidential Behavior

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Infidelity

Patio Guest

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Romance

Cesar Chavez Discusses Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Agriculture, Campaign 2016, Cesar Chavez, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, United Farm Workers

Pussy Hound

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Trump Talk

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

In Other Hands – The First Review Arrives

In Other Hands Amazon.com – Top Customer Reviews 5.0 out of 5 stars Drugs – Homeless – Prostitutes- Human Trafficking and more By Charles Halter on September 23, 2016 I thought I knew all I wanted to know about drugs, the homeless, prostitutes, human trafficking and the poverty stricken. Well, I’ll tell you this —- […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Human Trafficking, In Other Hands, Poverty, Prostitution

A Text for You

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Computers, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin

Hello Donald

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Poetry - GTC

Snapshots from the Van

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Drugs, Prostitution, Slavery

The History Teacher

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cocaine, Drugs, Education, Prostitution, Slavery

March Toward Legalization

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution

Escape from Bondage

I was born in Ridgecrest, out in the desert two hours from Bakersfield. There’s a lot of meth there and not much to do. My mom smoked and snorted it and was using all the time when I was a child but careful not to let me see her. I loved her but was hungry […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Doug Bennett, Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Michael Fagans, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Where’s My Daughter?

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Alcohol, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

La Cubana

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cuba, Employment, Ernest Hemingway, Fidel Castro, Prostitution

Birthday Bash

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution

King of the Pimps

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cocaine, Dennis Hof, Drugs, Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Brief History of a John

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution, Sacramento, Slavery

My Fabulous Whorehouse

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Prostitution, Slavery

Tales of Romance is Published

In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents “Tales of Romance,” a compilation of short stories and creative columns about relationships between men and women. The four chapters are Dating, Swingers, Issues, and Breakups. The book is comprised of 50 new stories and 12 from the critically acclaimed collection “The Bold Investor.” There are many highlights […]

Also posted in Dating, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance

Melina on Sunday

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Greece, Jules Dassom, Melina Mercouri, Movies, Pablo Picasso, Painters, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Pink Van on Union Avenue

Sixty years ago Union Avenue was a small-town stretch of Highway 99 crowned by the yellow and blue Bakersfield sign and attracted vacationing stars such as Clark Gable, who stayed at the Bakersfield Inn, and working comedians like Johnny Carson, who reputedly bombed one night before rich cowboys and their brides in the club at […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Pimps, Poverty, Prostitution, Slavery

Hooker Haven

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Prostitution, Slavery

Interview with a Vice Detective

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Drugs, Los Angeles, Murder, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

On the Avenue

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Doug Bennett, Homeless, Michael Fagans, Prostitution, Slavery, The Trafficked Life

Inside Lucian Freud’s Studio

Don’t burden me with bourgeois morality. I’m going where excitement is, Lucian Freud’s London studio, and don’t pretend he’d respect mine if I had one and the door was open. Tonight’s perfect. I hear the rascal’s out of town. Walking up six flights of stairs I tinker with the lock and saunter in. I shan’t […]

Also posted in Caroline Blackwood, Infidelity, London, Lucian Freud, Painters, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Blue Collar Babe

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Love Medicine

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Drugs, Marriage

Poor House

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Economics, Manual Labor, Poverty

Megyn Kelly Counterattacks

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Fox News, Megyn Kelly

Bruce Jenner Opens Up

I was twenty-three in the spring of 1976 and often played basketball in the Sacramento State University gym and then drove to the all-weather track on the south side of campus and jogged before running wind sprints. People often complimented me for being in good shape, and I considered myself a stud but must’ve known […]

Also posted in Bruce Jenner, Diane Sawyer, Drugs, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Murder, Newspapers, O.J. Simpson, Television, Track & Field, Transgender

Sensual Restoration

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Doctors, Methamphetamine, Prostate Gland, Urology, Viagra

Sleeping with Marcos

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Ferdinand Marcos, Imelda Marcos, Philippines

Tame Her

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue” Francoise Gilot and Pablo Picasso

Also posted in Aging, Art, Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso, Painters

Nobel Prize Knockout

That evening in Mexico City I witnessed a historical confrontation or, rather, a sucker punch in the dastardly vein of Pearl Harbor. At the time, as a callow young man teaching English in the exotic capital, I understood nothing of the significance of the event, and no one could have known – though some scholars […]

Also posted in Barcelona, Boxing, Colombia, Cuba, Fidel Castro, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Mario Vargas Llosa, Marriage, Peru, Writers

Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky

I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky

Silvio Berlusconi

Those saying I’m thief and libertine are fools. I’m suave multi-billionaire media mogul who as prime minister and consummate politician dominated Italy for generation. Regrettably, latest idiots are three dowdy female judges, jealous of Berlusconi allure for gorgeous young women, who sentenced me to seven years prison and banned from politics for life. They won’t […]

Also posted in Italy, Short Pieces - GTC, Silvio Berlusconi

Waiting Room

Waiting room roar: she cheats so does he they’re divorcing and lucky to escape. You can’t. Doctor always late and secretary refuses to shoot TV.

Also posted in Divorce, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Next Door

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Families, Marriage, Prostitution, Short Pieces - GTC

House Arrest

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC

Lady Driver

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC

Honeymoon

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Child Bride

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC

Big Test

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Pasadena Bedroom

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Pasadena, Short Pieces - GTC

Sleep Issues

Driving elbow into ribs, Patti said, “Quit snoring.” As Bill did not waken, she drilled again. “What hell?” “You’re ruining sleep.” “You don’t sleep,” he said. “Because you always roll around and snort like pig.” “That’s not why.” “Go to guest bedroom.” Bill complied and was soon snoring. Patti stared at dark ceiling and wondered […]

Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep

Tips from a Pimp

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Child Molestation, Prostitution, Slavery

Arousing Einstein

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Marriage, McLaughlin Group, Short Pieces - GTC

In Ripley’s Museum

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Marriage, Ripley's Museum

Two Brides

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Colombia, Education, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Online General

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, David Petraeus, Internet, John Allen, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Counterattack

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, CIA, David Petraeus, Iraq, Marriage, Middle East, Short Pieces - GTC, Taliban, West Point

Young Stuff

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Movies, Prostitution, Slavery, Southeast Asia

When Dad’s a Pervert

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Religion, Slavery

Children as Sex Slaves

Jeff is in Cambodia, portraying a pedophile in search of little girls. He’s learned they’re being held in several pens dispersed in the village, and arranges to meet a trafficker who brags he has many for rent. What kind do you want? About this tall? He extends a hand. Too big? He lowers his hand. […]

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Slavery

Wired

On cold night drunk in another bar he met chunky woman who opened purse and showed white powder they snorted in car. At apartment she called neighbor who walked over, sold more, asked for hit, and took three, firing thousand words before leaving. They burned noses and strained hearts two hours before moving upstairs and […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Short Pieces - GTC

Barack and Michelle Obama Audio Soars on Internet

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Football, Marriage, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Theater

Zuma Demands Dignity

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Africa, AIDS, Art, Jacob Zuma, Painters, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa