Category Archives: Sex

Proper Behavior

Claude’s adult ESL class just ended at noon and he’s erasing the board. “Can I talk to you, Teacher?” He turns to see Paula, a new student this week. “Sure.” “I like your class,” she says in Spanish. “Gracias. Where are you from?” “Guadalajara.” “A beautiful city I once visited.” They talk through the lunch […]

Also posted in Dating, Depression, Divorce, Romance

Anthony Weiner Counterattacks

I’m sick of people calling me a pervert and sicko and a disgrace. I am not. I’m just compelled to text women images of my underwear-clad self. Is that really bad? I didn’t even commit adultery. I should be complimented for restraint. I’ve got a hard on several hours a day. You can’t imagine how […]

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin

Comey to the Rescue

i’m james comey quite tall republican director of fbi and hope you know i’m writing congress about more hillary clinton emails not so much hers but from aide huma abedin’s estranged husband anthony weiner who sexts lots of females even minors and as election nears maybe this’ll help americans vote correctly

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, FBI, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, Robert Comey

Her Kind of Man

A week in advance Chuck bought two tickets for a concert at the Crystal Palace and takes Natalia to her first country music experience tonight. The singer is almost famous and has a strong Texas voice and even accepts a fan’s printed lyrics of a hit song he’s heard many times but never tried to […]

Also posted in Immigration, Music, Romance

Return to Romance

I haven’t had a date in a while and am nervous and diffident as a result and embarrassed I’ve been satisfying myself but hopeful and excited tonight since Lupe’s coming over for dinner. I told her not to worry. A couple of others from work will be here, too. I couldn’t have cooked this Saturday […]

Also posted in Dating, Romance

Righteous Litigation

the donald declares all female accusers liars and vows to sue after election and audit

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

American Men

Adriana loved the United States and told everyone she’d never return to Colombia except to visit. She was studying advanced English in an adult school and planned to start a business after she met the right American man. She believed many would be interested since she’d had two husbands and numerous boyfriends in Colombia. Her […]

Also posted in Colombia, Romance

Trump Apocolypse

I’m trying to save the nation not destroy it. Can’t you see, as my passionate supporters do, that it’s Hillary Clinton who wants to ruin us all? She should’ve been in jail years ago. It’s my destiny to put her there. She’s spread our national secrets through a leaky email server, she’s betrayed our now-dead […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Presidential Behavior

(Donald Trump and Bill Clinton met this afternoon in a Manhattan dungeon where a supposedly-private debate was deviously recorded by the KGB, which minutes ago released this voice-verified tape.) Donald Trump – Bill, you’re a disgraceful pervert and, like your wife, should be in jail. Bill Clinton – My wife’s not a pervert. DT – […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Infidelity

Patio Guest

I’ve known Jerry since high school and for many years admired his maturity and fine judgment. Two years after graduation he married his high school sweetheart, Lisa, who he’d been intimate with when the rest of us bumbled for first kisses. Jerry’s precociousness applied to business, as well, and starting in his early twenties he […]

Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Romance

Cesar Chavez Discusses Trump

Every year at least twice I drive to Keene, in the golden hills east of Bakersfield, to visit the Chavez National Monument and interview the proprietor, Cesar Chavez, founder of the United Farm Workers. Two days ago we met in his office, now housed in his museum. To maintain the feel of the sixties, the […]

Also posted in Agriculture, Campaign 2016, Cesar Chavez, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, United Farm Workers

Pussy Hound

Ladies, come on, please. Be honest. In that private conversation I was only pounding my chest to impress the handsome young television host. Sure, I’ve often kissed beautiful women when I met them, but most seemed to like it. They sure didn’t protest. That’s what it’s like when you’re a star. Now, really, I’m going […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Trump Talk

sermonizers pretend they’ve never talked trash like trump

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

In Other Hands – The First Review Arrives

In Other Hands Amazon.com – Top Customer Reviews 5.0 out of 5 stars Drugs – Homeless – Prostitutes- Human Trafficking and more By Charles Halter on September 23, 2016 I thought I knew all I wanted to know about drugs, the homeless, prostitutes, human trafficking and the poverty stricken. Well, I’ll tell you this —- […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Human Trafficking, In Other Hands, Poverty, Prostitution

A Text for You

During another difficult day of assisting Hillary Clinton in matters personal and political, Huma Abedin enters a private office, closes the door, and melts into a big soft chair where she digs a cell phone from her purse and begins to read text messages, the principal of which is from husband and former congressman Anthony […]

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Computers, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin

Hello Donald

as a young woman i met donald trump and extended my hand but he stepped inside to kiss my mouth

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Poetry - GTC

Snapshots from the Van

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Drugs, Prostitution, Slavery

The History Teacher

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cocaine, Drugs, Education, Prostitution, Slavery

March Toward Legalization

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution

Escape from Bondage

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Alcohol, Doug Bennett, Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Michael Fagans, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Where’s My Daughter?

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Alcohol, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

La Cubana

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cuba, Employment, Ernest Hemingway, Fidel Castro, Prostitution

Birthday Bash

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution

King of the Pimps

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cocaine, Dennis Hof, Drugs, Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Brief History of a John

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution, Sacramento, Slavery

My Fabulous Whorehouse

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Prostitution, Slavery

Tales of Romance is Published

In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents “Tales of Romance,” a compilation of short stories and creative columns about relationships between men and women. The four chapters are Dating, Swingers, Issues, and Breakups. The book is comprised of 50 new stories and 12 from the critically acclaimed collection “The Bold Investor.” There are many highlights […]

Also posted in Dating, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance

Melina on Sunday

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Greece, Jules Dassom, Melina Mercouri, Movies, Pablo Picasso, Painters, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Pink Van on Union Ave

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Pimps, Poverty, Prostitution, Slavery

Hooker Haven

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Prostitution, Slavery

Interview with a Vice Detective

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Drugs, Los Angeles, Murder, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

On the Avenue

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Doug Bennett, Homeless, Michael Fagans, Prostitution, Slavery, The Trafficked Life

Posing for Lucian

This story is now in the collection “Posing for Lucian”

Also posted in Caroline Blackwood, Infidelity, London, Lucian Freud, Painters, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Blue Collar Babe

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Love Medicine

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Drugs, Marriage

Poor House

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Economics, Manual Labor, Poverty

Megyn Kelly Counterattacks

I was professional and dignified during the first Republican presidential debate as well as afterward, but now, on my day off, I’m tired of being restrained about Donald Trump, who I questioned about his many insulting remarks regarding the appearance of women who displeased him. He enjoys calling them “fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting […]

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Fox News, Megyn Kelly

Bruce Jenner Opens Up

I was twenty-three in the spring of 1976 and often played basketball in the Sacramento State University gym and then drove to the all-weather track on the south side of campus and jogged before running wind sprints. People often complimented me for being in good shape, and I considered myself a stud but must’ve known […]

Also posted in Bruce Jenner, Diane Sawyer, Drugs, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Murder, Newspapers, O.J. Simpson, Television, Track & Field, Transgender

Sensual Restoration

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Doctors, Methamphetamine, Prostate Gland, Urology, Viagra

Sleeping with Marcos

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Ferdinand Marcos, Imelda Marcos, Philippines

Tame Her

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue” Francoise Gilot and Pablo Picasso

Also posted in Aging, Art, Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso, Painters

Nobel Prize Knockout

That evening in Mexico City I witnessed a historical confrontation or, rather, a sucker punch in the dastardly vein of Pearl Harbor. At the time, as a callow young man teaching English in the exotic capital, I understood nothing of the significance of the event, and no one could have known – though some scholars […]

Also posted in Barcelona, Boxing, Colombia, Cuba, Fidel Castro, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Mario Vargas Llosa, Marriage, Peru, Writers

Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky

I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky

Silvio Berlusconi

Those saying I’m thief and libertine are fools. I’m suave multi-billionaire media mogul who as prime minister and consummate politician dominated Italy for generation. Regrettably, latest idiots are three dowdy female judges, jealous of Berlusconi allure for gorgeous young women, who sentenced me to seven years prison and banned from politics for life. They won’t […]

Also posted in Italy, Short Pieces - GTC, Silvio Berlusconi

Waiting Room

Waiting room roar: she cheats so does he they’re divorcing and lucky to escape. You can’t. Doctor always late and secretary refuses to shoot TV.

Also posted in Divorce, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Next Door

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Families, Marriage, Prostitution, Short Pieces - GTC

House Arrest

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC

Lady Driver

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC

Honeymoon

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Child Bride

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC

Big Test

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Pasadena Bedroom

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Pasadena, Short Pieces - GTC

Sleep Issues

Driving elbow into ribs, Patti said, “Quit snoring.” As Bill did not waken, she drilled again. “What hell?” “You’re ruining sleep.” “You don’t sleep,” he said. “Because you always roll around and snort like pig.” “That’s not why.” “Go to guest bedroom.” Bill complied and was soon snoring. Patti stared at dark ceiling and wondered […]

Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep

Tips from a Pimp

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Child Molestation, Prostitution, Slavery

Arousing Einstein

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Marriage, McLaughlin Group, Short Pieces - GTC

In Ripley’s Museum

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Marriage, Ripley's Museum

Two Brides

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Colombia, Education, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Online General

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, David Petraeus, Internet, John Allen, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Counterattack

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, CIA, David Petraeus, Iraq, Marriage, Middle East, Short Pieces - GTC, Taliban, West Point

Young Stuff

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Movies, Prostitution, Slavery, Southeast Asia

When Dad’s a Pervert

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Religion, Slavery

Children as Sex Slaves

Jeff is in Cambodia, portraying a pedophile in search of little girls. He’s learned they’re being held in several pens dispersed in the village, and arranges to meet a trafficker who brags he has many for rent. What kind do you want? About this tall? He extends a hand. Too big? He lowers his hand. […]

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Slavery

Wired

On cold night drunk in another bar he met chunky woman who opened purse and showed white powder they snorted in car. At apartment she called neighbor who walked over, sold more, asked for hit, and took three, firing thousand words before leaving. They burned noses and strained hearts two hours before moving upstairs and […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Short Pieces - GTC

Barack and Michelle Obama Audio Soars on Internet

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Football, Marriage, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Theater

Zuma Demands Dignity

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Africa, AIDS, Art, Jacob Zuma, Painters, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa

Border Patrol

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Agriculture, Immigration, Mexico, Short Pieces - GTC

Hussy

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Cars & Driving, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Colombian Dalliance

Thie story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Colombia, Marriage, Prostitution, Secret Service - U.S., Short Pieces - GTC

Downtown Drinkers

Tim and Billy were barhopping in brand new old downtown. They always drank too much and Tim used buzz to talk to women. Billy usually became quieter. On Saturday night Tim brought young woman back to table and charmed her while Billy tried to say few words. When she went to restroom Tim told Billy […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Families, Friendship, Short Pieces - GTC

Evil Eye

why look at me like that email link only for aesthetic reasons

Also posted in Internet, Poetry - GTC

Joan Bennett Allure

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Joan Bennett, Marriage, Movies, Poetry - GTC

New Employee

new employee pulls my eyes hardens hers couple months later feel gentler look up say wait aren’t you

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Little Honey

little honey married and too young hope she knows too

Also posted in Marriage, Mental Health, Poetry - GTC

Party

at party naked couple hugs painting each other

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Orange Ladies

two mouths pout under hats above dresses sexy or mean better assume mean and sexy

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Munch on Canvas

This story is from the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Depression, Edvard Munch, Loneliness, Mental Health, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology

Madonna Interlude

aficionado excited madonna appeared unintroduced lassoed neck with skinny muscular arm unzipped pants pulled off slid out dress hopped on surprising but not disappointing when realized was another blonde

Also posted in Dreams, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC

Wired in Bed

cold night drunk in ‘eighties bar met chunky woman who showed some white powder we snorted in car at apartment she called woman who came sold more asked for hit and took three firing thousand words before leaving we burned noses and strained hearts couple hours before moving upstairs about two and were nonstop at […]

Also posted in Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Poetry - GTC

Arousing Einstein

bereft of traditional mcglaughlin group debating team old host john interviews two scholars who reveal einstein was womanizer propelled by nuclear libido erupting from supernova brain later carved into fifty bite size pieces the male scholar knows everything about einstein’s infinite adventures and betrayals and writes many books about the master the female scholar doesn’t […]

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Nuclear Weapons, Physics, Poetry - GTC

Herman Cain Explains

There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they […]

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Strong Maids

for protection i demanded two maids and they always appeared in tandem and everything worked fine till the day they locked the door bound my hands and had their way

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Fragrance

fragrance of a new dimension compels me irrevocably

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Lady for Lucian Freud

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Lucian Freud, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Mitt Romney Sleeps

mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Michele Bachmann Sweet

short and slender wrapped up sweet

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Michele Bachmann, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Michelle Obama Arms

your long arms squeeze

Also posted in Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Sarah Palin Swings

better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’

Also posted in Alaska, Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin

Iraqi Women

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Iraq, Prostitution, Women's Rights

George W. Bush on Men and Women

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in George W. Bush, Iraq, King Abdullah, Middle East, Osama bin Laden, Saudi Arabia

Romancing Women

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Edouard Manet, Impressionism, James McNeill Whistler, Museums, Painters, San Francisco

Thomas Eakins Gets Physical

This story is from the collection “Paint it Blue” To see Swimming, please click here To see Taking the Count, please click here To see Wrestlers, please click here

Also posted in Art, Education, Homosexuals, LACMA, Museums, Painters, Philadelphia, Realism, Thomas Eakins

Avoiding Rape

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Islam, Religion, Women's Rights

Hypocrites Still Attacking Tiger Woods

I am honored today to speak for the greatest, most powerful and God-fearing creatures who have yet graced the earth, the white American male. For three months now we have been in the throes of moral outrage because Tiger Woods, after years of profitably portraying himself as a dedicated and monogamous family man, was revealed […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Reversing Elin and Tiger Woods

Beautiful Elin Woods, the Athlete of the Decade and, perhaps more significantly, the most compelling entertainer on earth, remains in isolation and is quite depressed.  One understands why.  For thirteen years, until the early and dangerous hours after Thanksgiving Day, Elin had stridden the world’s golf courses as unrivalled queen, and her corporate dominance was […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

How Tiger Woods Should Respond

Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned.  Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Management Teams Clarifies Adventures of Tiger Woods

Bulletins from TigerWoods.com Saturday November 28, 11:30 a.m. It is untrue that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a striking New York City celebrity chaser, Rachel Uchitel, and therefore it is a lie that his wife Elin attacked him for so doing.  About 2:25 a.m. Friday November 27, after failing to properly digest turkey […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

David Carradine: 1936:2009

When friends and I gathered in the mid 1970s for marijuana-fueled TV watching, we usually tuned to football, basketball, and boxing.  The only significant exceptions were episodes of Kung Fu, the legendary series in which Kwai Chang Caine, played by David Carradine, embraced the wise and soothing philosophies of Asian martial artists before he righteously, […]

Also posted in David Carradine, Movies

Independence

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Islam, Religion

Activist Demands Abstinence

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Conservatives, Religion, Republicans, Short Pieces - GTC