Category Archives: Sex
Trump’s Happy Tweeter
Real early this morning after another night alone I reach into my pants, grab my tweeter, and shoot too bad Robert Mueller has to subject himself to sadistic Democrats who blew two years and thirty million bucks on a phony investigation led by a guy even Michael Moore soon admits is a frail old man […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Robert Mueller, Russia
TALES OF ROMANCE – On Sale
These short stories and creative columns examine entertaining but stressful problems about people merely doing what nature mandates. They seek love or companionship on dating websites and meet people at work or on the phone or even at the southern border. They marry or date and quarrel with each other or former spouses unwilling to […]
Also posted in Dating, Divorce, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance
Tiger’s Green Jacket
I can’t sleep. I’d get up and do something if I could but my back’s too sore. It hurts all the time. I’ll take another pain pill or two. I’ll take whatever’s necessary to quit hurting. I think my mind hurts more than my back. What I’ve got to do is quit thinking. This all […]
Also posted in Brooks Koepka, Drugs, Golf, Infidelity, Marriage, Masters Tournament, Tiger Woods
Abused and Enslaved
I’m Virginia Isaias, and I want you to use my name. I had twenty-three brothers and sisters. No, not from the same mother. My dad said he’d lived with eight women before my mom. They had six children together, but he wasn’t home much. He’d go away for three or four months, supposedly to work. […]
Also posted in Drugs, Human Trafficking, Mexico, Prostitution
Robert Kraft Explains
I don’t expect sympathy. I just want you to be reasonable. It should be irrelevant I’m worth six billions dollars and own the New England Patriots who’ve won six Super Bowl titles since I bought the team twenty years ago. I’m a man of seventy-seven who gets lonely more than you’d think. My wife died […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Florida, Football, Human Trafficking, New England Patriots, Prostitution, Robert Kraft, Slavery
Trump Denounces Bezos
I’m not only protecting you against invaders I’m battling enemies right here at home. One of the most dangerous is Jeff Bezos, a lousy businessman who needed lots of luck and cheating to amass a fortune of a hundred sixty billion and employ six hundred thousand people. The United States Postal Service subsidizes Bezos and […]
Also posted in Amazon.com, Divorce, Donald Trump, Infidelity, Jeff Bezos, Karen McDougal, Marriage, National Enquirer, Taxes, Washington Post
Trump is Right about Sex
I’ve combatted Donald Trump since the 2015 day he crawled down an escalator to launch his presidential campaign founded on division and bigotry but right now I’m compelled to say this in his behalf as well as yours. It’s no one’s damn business when consenting adults get laid in private. Blue nose politicians should have […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Stormy Daniels
Kavanaugh Begins
I just got sworn onto the Supreme Court and vowed to seek to be a force for stability and unity. The Supreme Court is an institution of law. It is not a partisan or political institution. The Justices do not sit on opposite sides of an aisle. Ken Starr and Donald Trump and my guys […]
Also posted in Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Supreme Court
Kavanaugh Confirmed
God, I’m a rock star like there’s never been and so happy to be your incredible president here in excited Topeka. Hello, Kansas. I know you’re thrilled that this afternoon the Senate confirmed Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court and I already signed his commission. He’s a great man and will sit proudly […]
Also posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Kansas, Supreme Court
Senator Kennedy Bongs Democrats
Democrats who’ve been smoking bongs sometimes ask if I’m President John Kennedy. No, I say, I’m Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana, a righteous and God-fearing Republican, and I want you Demos to sober up and admit that no amount of FBI investigation of Judge Brett Kavanaugh will ever satisfy you. I don’t think some of […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Marijuana, Supreme Court
Trump Thrills Mississippi
I love traveling around this huge country I’ve made great again and speaking to the honest working people who love me and wait hours to get into my rallies. They know I’m one of them even though I’m really rich and have spent most of my life in luxurious places around other wealthy people and […]
Also posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Defense Budget, Donald Trump, Economics, Health, Immigration, Memphis, Mississippi, Supreme Court
Kegger
young brett kavanaugh shoulda avoided keggers
Also posted in Alcohol, Brett Kavanaugh, Lawyers
Trump Defends Kavanaugh
I have to tell you that Brett Kavanaugh is such an outstanding man it’s very hard for me to believe as a drunk teenager he pulled a girl into a bedroom, locked the door, turned up the music, threw her on the bed and jumped on her and tried to pull her clothes off, and […]
Also posted in Attorneys, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Supreme Court
Tiger Woods on the Prowl
Few in any sport have exerted the gravitational pull of red-shirted Tiger Woods on championship Sundays. For twelve years he dominated the landscape, shooting eighteen under par to demolish the field in his first professional Masters, inventing the Tiger Slam, an unprecedented four straight majors over two seasons, and seizing fourteen majors and dozens of […]
Also posted in Brooks Koepka, Golf, Infidelity, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods
The Honor of a Lady
Soon after his wealthy father died, I married Truxtun Beale and we moved to Washington, D.C. where I spent much time alone in his mother’s elegant Decatur House, across from the White House, while he traveled to Central Europe and Siberia and other rough places he couldn’t take me. In two years we nevertheless managed […]
Also posted in Bakersfield, Divorce, Edward Beale, Gold, Infidelity, Marriage, Mexican-American War, Mexico, Truxtun Beale, Ulysses S. Grant
Michael Cohen Explains
trump asks what kind of lawyer records his client cohen responds a lawyer you plan to sacrifice
Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Russia, Stormy Daniels
Wild Trump Video
As a Russian intelligence agent and aficionado of good educational TV, I was at first intrigued by excited commentators on CNN and MSNBC who proclaimed they had an audio tape that offered a stunning conversation between Donald Trump and his legal consigliore Michael Cohen. They instead broadcast a barely audible and utterly boring conversation about […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Pornography, Russia, Stormy Daniels, Television, Vladamir Putin
Meet the Golden State Killer
MEET THE GOLDEN STATE KILLER $0.99 eBook What would Joe DeAngelo reveal if he were aggressively interrogated? Would he admit to a dozen murders and more than forty-five rapes, most of which are solidly linked to him by DNA? Author George Thomas Clark places a fictional seeker of justice in DeAngelo’s Sacramento jail cell and […]
Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Golden State Killer, Joe DeAngelo, Meet the Golden State Killer, Murder, Rape
Trump Interviews Brett Kavanaugh
My White House bed is very lonely. Fortunately, I’m asleep and dreaming about one of my most profound duties as president: nominating a Supreme Court justice. In eight years Clinton, Bush, and Obama each only got to select two. In my year and a half I’m already considering my second pick, and I really like […]
Also posted in Abortion, Al Gore, Attorneys, Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Robert Mueller, Sean Hannity, Supreme Court
Meet the Golden State Killer – 5 Stars on Amazon.com
“Meet the Golden State Killer” already has three five-star reviews on Amazon.com What would Joe DeAngelo reveal if he were aggressively interrogated? Would he admit to a dozen murders and more than forty-five rapes, most of which are solidly linked to him by DNA? Author George Thomas Clark places a fictional seeker of justice in […]
Also posted in Golden State Killer, Joe DeAngelo, Meet the Golden State Killer, Murder, Rape
Published – Vincent Brothers Mass Murder Trial
Vincent Brothers was a respected educator in Bakersfield, first as a teacher and then as an administrator. Later, he was accused of murdering his wife, three young children, and his mother-in-law. Brothers said he didn’t do it. Circumstantial evidence indicated otherwise. In the 10 creative columns that comprise Vincent Brothers Mass Murder Trial, author George […]
Also posted in Divorce, Education, Murder, Vincent Brothers
Mighty Morals
I accept your passionate call to step in and stop the investigative nonsense that’s enveloping this nuclear nation of bluenose hypocrites. First, we don’t need to know if Donald Trump twelve years ago had a quick roll in the sack with stripper and porn star Stormy Daniels. We also don’t need to know if, during […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Environment, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Nuclear Weapons, Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels, Trade
Did Donald Dally
no matter what happened between the porn star the playmate and the president it’s none of our business
Also posted in Donald Trump, Pornography
Tales of Romance
TALES OF ROMANCE Entertaining stories about men and women dating, marrying, swinging, divorcing, and more… 99 cents on Amazon, Apple, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo Books Click here for Amacon Barnes & Noble Apple Books Kobo Books
Also posted in Dating, Divorce, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance
Confirmation 1991
on college stage in red bakersfield anita hill says she wasn’t filing sexual harassment suit against clarence thomas she was stating that character does matter and today she worries the current president glorifies predation
Also posted in Anita Hill, Clarence Thomas, Lawyers, Supreme Court
Babe and Billy
“Hey, Kid, get out here,” Babe says, inhaling cold air and exhaling hard. “This place is our Yankee Stadium.” A wiry man of medium height appears and says, “How about you quit calling me Kid.” “I’ll be happy to, soon as I learn your name.” “How long you need? I’ve been here thirty years.” “I’ve […]
Trump Tweets Rob Porter
I’m tweeting and shouting that lives and careers are being shattered by mere allegations, some true, some false, some new, some old, and I want to know what happened to due process. Doesn’t Rob Porter deserve to be innocent until proven guilty? Sure, I’m the big boss but retired general John Kelly, my chief of […]
Also posted in Dating, Domestic Violence, Donald Trump, John Kelly, Marriage
What About Predatory Women?
Envision those male politicians, corporate bosses, and college administrators who enjoy flagellating themselves and other men while females of all ages and stations help them lay on the whip. Right now, that’s the self-righteous, politically essential, and cool thing to do. Make believe that most men are beasts and most women aren’t. Pretend the fair […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, Employment, Rape
Roy Moore Says
loving sweet girls the ten commandments the confederate flag and stepping on gays i’m shocked alabamans betrayed me electing liberal doug jones i demand a recount
Also posted in Alabama, Donald Trump, Roy Moore, Senate
Franken Out
ok i’m resigning from senate but in that spirit demand pussy grabber in chief leave office and girl groping roy moore drop from alabama senate race
Also posted in Al Franken, Donald Trump, Roy Moore
Sunday Morning Conyers
I’ve fought for civil rights in the streets of Detroit, through the media, and in the House of Representatives more than half a century. A bunch of attention-seeking female employees can’t take that away from me. My legacy is secure because their claims are absurd. I touched no legs or fannies, though I’m sure many […]
Also posted in Donald Trump, John Conyers
Manson Confesses
glad i checked out or these days my girls coulda accused me of some wild shit
Also posted in Charles Manson, Cults
Blooming Charlie Rose
felt i pursued shared feelings as i pranced naked before female coworkers decades my junior only now do i realize i was mistaken
Also posted in Charlie Rose
Trumpenstein
imagine senator al frankenstein lecturing others about sexual harassment until we learn he behaves about like me
Also posted in Al Franken, Donald Trump
Roy Moore for Senate
maybe I chased some teenage skirts years ago in alabama but never without first meetin their mommas
Manila Bulletin Posts “Inside Harvey Weinstein”
Jose Abeta Zaide, former Philippine Ambassador to Germany and current columnist for the Manila Bulletin, has again reprinted on of my columns, this one titled “Inside Harvey Weinstein.” “Inside Harvey Weinstein” in the Manila Bulletin “In Other Hands” by George Thomas Clark
Also posted in Harvey Weinstein, Jose Abeto Zaide, Movies
Inside Harvey Weinstein
I love these parties celebrating my movies that have generated more than three hundred Oscar nominations. I’m the guy everyone wants to talk to. I confess it wasn’t like that in high school or college or when I started in show business as a concert promoter. I saw those looks a million times: hey, you’re […]
Also posted in Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Movies
Age of Consent
A California man I knew long ago is currently in the hot waters of moral indignation and lust for punishment. His alleged crime: having sex with a sixteen-year-old girl, whom I shall correctly call a woman, from June to September a few years ago. At the time he was fifty-four. The district attorney, no doubt […]
Also posted in California
Loving Lana Turner
I’m just Judy Turner being followed by boys down the halls of Hollywood High and that’s pretty good but not nearly as exciting as when a reporter spots me cutting class in a cafe and sends me to an agent. Right away MGM signs me and says I’m one of the most beautiful women in […]
Also posted in Artie Shaw, Divorce, Infidelity, Lana Turner, Los Angeles, Marriage, Movies
Dating Louise Brooks
People have been telling me. That’s her. Louise Brooks is selling clothes at Saks Fifth Avenue. I probably would’ve recognized her, though she no longer wears the luminous black helmet hairdo she had when I loved her in the late twenties. I would’ve married her on the first date, if I could’ve gotten one, when […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Louise Brooks, Movies
Prudent Woman
My devout mother selected my virginal name purposefully and often demanded I note, and vow to later avoid, the kind of loose women who’d so often lured my father out of the house until one stole him. “He’ll treat her the same way, Mary,” she said. “Men want only one thing.” I didn’t doubt that […]
Also posted in Dating, Infideltiy, Romance 2
Proper Behavior
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Dating, Depression, Divorce, Romance
Anthony Weiner Counterattacks
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin
Comey to the Rescue
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, FBI, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, Robert Comey
Her Kind of Man
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Immigration, Music, Romance
Return to Romance
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Righteous Litigation
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
American Men
Adriana loved the United States and told everyone she’d never return to Colombia except to visit. She was studying advanced English in an adult school and planned to start a business after she met the right American man. She believed many would be interested since she’d had two husbands and numerous boyfriends in Colombia. Her […]
Trump Apocolypse
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
Presidential Behavior
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Infidelity
Patio Guest
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Romance
Cesar Chavez Discusses Trump
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Agriculture, Campaign 2016, Cesar Chavez, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, United Farm Workers
Pussy Hound
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
Trump Talk
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
In Other Hands – The First Review Arrives
In Other Hands Amazon.com – Top Customer Reviews 5.0 out of 5 stars Drugs – Homeless – Prostitutes- Human Trafficking and more By Charles Halter on September 23, 2016 I thought I knew all I wanted to know about drugs, the homeless, prostitutes, human trafficking and the poverty stricken. Well, I’ll tell you this —- […]
Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Human Trafficking, In Other Hands, Poverty, Prostitution
A Text for You
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Computers, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin
Hello Donald
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Poetry - GTC
Snapshots from the Van
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Bakersfield, Drugs, Prostitution, Slavery
The History Teacher
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Cocaine, Drugs, Education, Prostitution, Slavery
March Toward Legalization
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution
Escape from Bondage
I was born in Ridgecrest, out in the desert two hours from Bakersfield. There’s a lot of meth there and not much to do. My mom smoked and snorted it and was using all the time when I was a child but careful not to let me see her. I loved her but was hungry […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Doug Bennett, Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Michael Fagans, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery
Where’s My Daughter?
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Alcohol, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery
La Cubana
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Cuba, Employment, Ernest Hemingway, Fidel Castro, Prostitution
Birthday Bash
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution
King of the Pimps
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Cocaine, Dennis Hof, Drugs, Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery
Brief History of a John
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution, Sacramento, Slavery
My Fabulous Whorehouse
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Prostitution, Slavery
Tales of Romance is Published
In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents “Tales of Romance,” a compilation of short stories and creative columns about relationships between men and women. The four chapters are Dating, Swingers, Issues, and Breakups. The book is comprised of 50 new stories and 12 from the critically acclaimed collection “The Bold Investor.” There are many highlights […]
Also posted in Dating, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance
Melina on Sunday
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Greece, Jules Dassom, Melina Mercouri, Movies, Pablo Picasso, Painters, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery
Pink Van on Union Avenue
This story is in “In Other Hands,” a collection of riveting stories about human trafficking, prostitution, poverty, and homelessness.
Also posted in Bakersfield, Pimps, Poverty, Prostitution, Slavery
Hooker Haven
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Los Angeles, Prostitution, Slavery
Interview with a Vice Detective
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Drugs, Los Angeles, Murder, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery
On the Avenue
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Bakersfield, Doug Bennett, Homeless, Michael Fagans, Prostitution, Slavery, The Trafficked Life
Inside Lucian Freud’s Studio
Don’t burden me with bourgeois morality. I’m going where excitement is, Lucian Freud’s London studio, and don’t pretend he’d respect mine if I had one and the door was open. Tonight’s perfect. I hear the rascal’s out of town. Walking up six flights of stairs I tinker with the lock and saunter in. I shan’t […]
Also posted in Caroline Blackwood, Infidelity, London, Lucian Freud, Painters, Psychology, Sigmund Freud
Blue Collar Babe
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC
Poor House
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Economics, Manual Labor, Poverty
Megyn Kelly Counterattacks
This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”
Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Fox News, Megyn Kelly
Bruce Jenner Opens Up
I was twenty-three in the spring of 1976 and often played basketball in the Sacramento State University gym and then drove to the all-weather track on the south side of campus and jogged before running wind sprints. People often complimented me for being in good shape, and I considered myself a stud but must’ve known […]
Also posted in Bruce Jenner, Diane Sawyer, Drugs, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Murder, Newspapers, O.J. Simpson, Television, Track & Field, Transgender
Sensual Restoration
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Doctors, Methamphetamine, Prostate Gland, Urology, Viagra
Sleeping with Marcos
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Ferdinand Marcos, Imelda Marcos, Philippines
Tame Her
This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue” Francoise Gilot and Pablo Picasso
Also posted in Aging, Art, Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso, Painters
Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky
I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]
Also posted in Bill Clinton, Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky
Silvio Berlusconi
Those saying I’m thief and libertine are fools. I’m suave multi-billionaire media mogul who as prime minister and consummate politician dominated Italy for generation. Regrettably, latest idiots are three dowdy female judges, jealous of Berlusconi allure for gorgeous young women, who sentenced me to seven years prison and banned from politics for life. They won’t […]
Also posted in Italy, Short Pieces - GTC, Silvio Berlusconi
Waiting Room
Waiting room roar: she cheats so does he they’re divorcing and lucky to escape. You can’t. Doctor always late and secretary refuses to shoot TV.
Also posted in Divorce, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC
Next Door
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Families, Marriage, Prostitution, Short Pieces - GTC
House Arrest
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC
Lady Driver
This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”
Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC
Honeymoon
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC
Child Bride
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC
Big Test
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC
Pasadena Bedroom
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Pasadena, Short Pieces - GTC
Sleep Issues
Driving elbow into ribs, Patti said, “Quit snoring.” As Bill did not waken, she drilled again. “What hell?” “You’re ruining sleep.” “You don’t sleep,” he said. “Because you always roll around and snort like pig.” “That’s not why.” “Go to guest bedroom.” Bill complied and was soon snoring. Patti stared at dark ceiling and wondered […]
Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep
Tips from a Pimp
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Child Molestation, Prostitution, Slavery
Arousing Einstein
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Albert Einstein, Marriage, McLaughlin Group, Short Pieces - GTC
In Ripley’s Museum
This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”
Also posted in Los Angeles, Marriage, Ripley's Museum
Two Brides
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Colombia, Education, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC
Online General
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Afghanistan, David Petraeus, Internet, John Allen, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC
