Category Archives: Sex

House Arrest

May 20, 2013

Lady says she’s sad three teenagers kidnapped in Cleveland decade ago and caged prior to serial rape. Lady doesn’t understand, though, how pervert so long suppressed they couldn’t kill or escape or make noise to alert neighbors. She cites first job, as maid. Employer demanded she join wife for threesome in bed. [...]

Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC

Lady Driver

May 18, 2013

Burly female bus driver let off all passengers save last man on route. When she passed final step he yelled hey. She pulled onto dark street. Next week police found body battered and abused. Bus driver was questioned then released.

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC

Honeymoon

May 16, 2013

Following long engagement and big wedding Sarah and Justin flew to dream honeymoon on Maui. First night, as couple entered seaside dining room, Steve said, hi Sarah.
Who’s that, Justin asked.
Guy from high school.
Hello there, said Jim.
Justin looked at wife.
He was in college English class, I think.
Waiter arrived at table and said, Sarah, [...]

Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Snapshots of Distressing Events – Just Published

May 12, 2013

In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents Snapshots of Distressing Events. A distraught man confronts noisy neighbors, one couple is enveloped by infidelity, another’s destroyed by violence, drinkers and drug users have some fun but more trouble, people stumble in matters of money, medical destiny is determined by mishaps, malice, and chance, members of the [...]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Economics, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Media, Mental Health, Michael Savage, Murder, Politics, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Snapshots of Distressing Events

Child Bride

April 30, 2013

When she was fifteen family received money and jewelry and said she had to marry him. In five years she bore four children. Unhappy she wasn’t always available, husband acquired girlfriend. Wife protested but lived with in-laws who kept her busy cooking and cleaning. After she, husband, and children moved to [...]

Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC

Big Exam

April 13, 2013

Harry put on extra cologne and best suit. He was excited. After several weeks exchanging Romance.net emails with beautiful Patricia, he received invitation to dine at house. He knocked. Barefoot and in silk bathrobe she opened door.
“Thought you’d be wearing one of your elegant dresses,” he said.
“Please step into [...]

Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Pasadena Bedrooms

April 3, 2013

Tour of stately homes in Pasadena was interesting but unsurprising until, in large second-floor master bedroom of 1920s matron, man pointed to small adjoining room with bed visible through glass doors.
“Didn’t she like privacy?”
“Frankly, she did not,” said handsome female tour guide. “While busy in bed, she kept fresh man entertained in other room.” [...]

Also posted in Pasadena, Short Pieces - GTC

Sleep Issues

March 21, 2013

To read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events,” please click here.

Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep

Tips from a Pimp

December 26, 2012

Don’t call me a bad guy. Most of my girls are cursed and molested at home by parents, stepparents, mothers’ boyfriends, and others, and feel worthless when I find them on the run or hanging in the streets. You don’t have to take this, I tell them. You’re a beautiful young lady. [...]

Also posted in Child Molestation, Prostitution, Slavery

Arousing Einstein

December 22, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Marriage, McLaughlin Group, Short Pieces - GTC

In Ripley’s Museum

December 13, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Marriage, Ripley's Museum

Two Brides

November 30, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of “Distressing Events”

Also posted in Colombia, Education, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Online General

November 16, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Afghanistan, David Petraeus, Internet, John Allen, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Paula Counterattacks

November 13, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Afghanistan, CIA, David Petraeus, Iraq, Marriage, Middle East, Short Pieces - GTC, Taliban, West Point

Child Prostitutes Get Younger

November 3, 2012

This is outrageous. I finally convince my wife I have business in Southeast Asia, pay thousands to fly to Cambodia, and the lousy pimp offers me a girl twelve years old and claims she’s a virgin. Like hell. I know she’s been sewn up. No way four thousand, I say, not [...]

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Movies, Prostitution, Slavery, Southeast Asia

When Dad’s a Pervert

October 31, 2012

My name’s Diana Cisneros. I’m twenty-six years old, from Bakersfield, and want to tell you this story. My dad was a salesman and weekend preacher. My mom had a home day care center. Dad always had to look perfect on the outside but in truth was an angry and violent man [...]

Also posted in Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Religion, Slavery

Children as Sex Slaves

October 15, 2012

Jeff is in Cambodia, portraying a pedophile in search of little girls. He’s learned they’re being held in several pens dispersed in the village, and arranges to meet a trafficker who brags he has many for rent. What kind do you want? About this tall? He extends a hand. That [...]

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Slavery

Wired in Bed

October 2, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Alcohol, Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Short Pieces - GTC

Barack and Michelle Obama Audio Soars on Internet

September 17, 2012

Please click here to read an excerpt from “Obama on Edge.”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Football, Marriage, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Theater

Jacob Zuma Demands Dignity

May 24, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in AIDS, Africa, Art, Jacob Zuma, Painters, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa

Border Patrol

May 5, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Immigration, Mexico, Short Pieces - GTC

The Hussy

May 2, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Cars & Driving, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Secret Service Agent Denies Hosting Colombian Prostitute

April 18, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Colombia, Marriage, Prostitution, Secret Service - U.S., Short Pieces - GTC

Downtown Drinkers

March 14, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Alcohol, Families, Friendship, Short Pieces - GTC

Evil Eye

March 6, 2012

why
look
at
me
like
that
email
link
only
for
aesthetic
reasons

Also posted in Internet, Poetry - GTC

Savings Pass Book

February 7, 2012

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshot of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Economics, Housing, Poetry - GTC

Joan Bennett Allure

January 31, 2012

decades ago sultry
actress joan bennett
parked car in public
lot leading to private
time with agent on
afternoon husband
spotted car still
there hours later
waited till night
when joan and
agent returned
she entered car
and agent stood
at window for
passionate goodnight
husband interrupted
with two shots to
groin agent survived
to sire children with
another woman and
husband did two
months prison for
each shot joan’s
career’s cooled
but she otherwise
stayed hot

Also posted in Joan Bennett, Marriage, Movies, Poetry - GTC

New Employee

January 27, 2012

new
employee
pulls
my
eyes
hardens
hers
couple
months
later
feel
gentler
look
up
say
wait
aren’t
you

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Little Honey

January 21, 2012

little
honey
married
and
too
young
hope
she
knows
too

Also posted in Marriage, Mental Health, Poetry - GTC

Party Painters

January 16, 2012

spectators
at party
delighted by
naked couple
hugging and
painting each
other

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Orange Ladies

January 16, 2012

two pouty
orange mouths
under hats
above dresses
equally orange
sexy or mean
better assume
mean and
sexy

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Edvard Munch Stretched on Canvas

January 9, 2012

Self-Portrait, 1881-1882
surprised
handsome
late teens
expected
tight jaw
eyes
tunneling
turmoil
To see Self Portrait, 1881-1882, please click here
thoughts of faceless
man fall into frigid
hole pushed by dead
water beneath sky
bleeding more
blank faces

To see Despair, please click this link
Evening on Karl Johan Street, 1892
hate walking on
karl johan street
stampeded by
cold-eyed people

To see Evening on Karl Johan Street, please click this link
Death in the sickroom, [...]

Also posted in Art, Depression, Edvard Munch, Loneliness, Mental Health, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology

Madonna Interlude

December 29, 2011

aficionado excited
madonna appeared
unintroduced
lassoed neck
with skinny
muscular arm unzipped
pants pulled off
slid out dress
hopped on surprising
but not disappointing
when realized was
another blonde

Also posted in Dreams, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC

Wired in Bed

November 18, 2011

cold night
drunk in
‘eighties bar
met chunky
woman who showed
some white powder
we snorted
in car
at apartment
she called woman
who came sold
more asked for hit
and took three
firing thousand words
before leaving
we burned noses
and strained hearts
couple hours before
moving upstairs about
two and were
nonstop at eight
when brother
knocked and asked
if all right
she said yes

Also posted in Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Poetry - GTC

Arousing Einstein

November 11, 2011

bereft of traditional
mcglaughlin group
debating team
old host john
interviews two
scholars who reveal
einstein was
womanizer propelled
by nuclear libido
erupting from
supernova brain later
carved into fifty
bite size pieces
the male scholar
knows everything
about einstein’s
infinite adventures
and betrayals
and writes many
books about
the master
the female scholar
doesn’t know much
but smiles in affectionate
way indicating she’d
like to receive
the master

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Nuclear Weapons, Physics, Poetry - GTC

Herman Cain Explains

November 7, 2011

there’s a liberal conspiracy
by those who don’t
want a real
independent
black man to be
president so claim
i propositioned a few
ladies at restaurant
conventions inviting
them to my room
where they’d have
been lucky with a
charming rich rascal
like me
i guarantee
those women
are lying
or exaggerating
i don’t recall which
except the settlements
they got about equaled
termination pay
america’s going to
ignore this
already has
america wants
a tough guy
like me to stop
those Chinese [...]

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Strong Maids

October 22, 2011

for protection i
demanded two maids
and they always appeared
in tandem and everything
worked fine till the day
they locked the door
bound my hands
and had their way

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Fragrance

October 15, 2011

fragrance
of a new
dimension
compels me
irrevocably

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Lady Models for Lucian Freud

October 13, 2011

my brother says he’d never
do an old woman
and young women with old men
are gross but i don’t care
because i’m just modeling
for Lucian Freud
who’s damn good looking
for a guy in his eighties
hair thick and combed back
sophisticated gray over
a patrician face and strong body
it’s cool he’s freud’s grandson
who talks to me about poses
while he paints visions of [...]

Also posted in Art, Lucian Freud, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Mitt Romney Sleeps

October 9, 2011

mitt romney
behaves
too well
talks
too swell
looks
too good
and
bores
like hell

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Michele Bachmann Sweet

October 9, 2011

short
and
slender
wrapped
up
sweet

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Michele Bachmann, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Michelle Obama Arms

October 9, 2011

your
long
arms
squeeze

Also posted in Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Sarah Palin Swings

October 9, 2011

better
you ain’t runnin’
cuz
you
need
full time luvin’

Also posted in Alaska, Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin

Crimes Against Iraqi Women

September 6, 2011

Please click here to read an excerpt from “Obama on Edge.”

Also posted in Iraq, Prostitution, Women's Rights

George W. Bush on the Middle East, and Saudi Women Drivers

June 5, 2011

“Echoes from Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush” is available as an electronic book.
Please click here to read an excerpt.

Also posted in George W. Bush, Iraq, King Abdullah, Middle East, Osama bin Laden, Saudi Arabia

Pauline’s Fabulous Whorehouse

April 5, 2011

Your houses are worth about half what you owe, gas is rocketing past four bucks a gallon, food’s gotten so precious you’re eating more lettuce than meat, and you’ve already told the kids to forget those elite universities and instead plan to attend local community colleges while they scramble for fast food jobs. Don’t [...]

Also posted in Bowling Green, Charity, Dick Cavett, Floods, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisville, Obesity, Pauline Tabor, Prostitution, Western Kentucky University

Romancing Women during the Birth of Impressionism

August 13, 2010

My friend Higgins, the eternal bachelor, had been urging me to introduce him to some of the vibrant women in the current Birth of Impressionism show I curated at the De Young Museum in San Francisco’s lush Golden Gate Park. All right, I ultimately told him last week, come on over, park in the [...]

Also posted in Art, Edouard Manet, Impressionism, James McNeill Whistler, Museums, Painters, San Francisco

Thomas Eakins Gets Physical

August 12, 2010

I’m honored the renowned Los Angeles County Museum of Art is presenting a major exhibition of my work entitled “Manly Pursuits: The Sporting Images of Thomas Eakins.” With a substantial, though not entirely toxic, level of bitterness I must inform you that such recognition was rarely forthcoming during my lifetime, and then quite late [...]

Also posted in Art, Education, Homosexuals, LACMA, Museums, Painters, Philadelphia, Realism, Thomas Eakins

Islamic Conference

June 22, 2010

I arrived early for the fourth annual Bakersfield Islamic Conference at the local university where friendly hosts in the theater lobby offered me a Quran and guided me to a table with pamphlets and another with cookies. After loading up I moved inside to watch a short promotional movie that features a hardy white [...]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Islam, Religion, Women's Rights

Hypocrites Still Attacking Tiger Woods

February 22, 2010

I am honored today to speak for the greatest, most powerful and God-fearing creatures who have yet graced the earth, the white American male. For three months now we have been in the throes of moral outrage because Tiger Woods, after years of profitably portraying himself as a dedicated and monogamous family man, was [...]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Reversing Elin and Tiger Woods

December 21, 2009

Beautiful Elin Woods, the Athlete of the Decade and, perhaps more significantly, the most compelling entertainer on earth, remains in isolation and is quite depressed.  One understands why.  For thirteen years, until the early and dangerous hours after Thanksgiving Day, Elin had stridden the world’s golf courses as unrivalled queen, and her corporate dominance was [...]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

How Tiger Woods Should Respond

December 9, 2009

Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned.  Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing [...]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Management Teams Clarifies Adventures of Tiger Woods

November 29, 2009

Bulletins from TigerWoods.com

Saturday November 28, 11:30 a.m.
It is untrue that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a striking New York City celebrity chaser, Rachel Uchitel, and therefore it is a lie that his wife Elin attacked him for so doing.  About 2:25 a.m. Friday November 27, after failing to properly digest turkey [...]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

David Carradine: 1936:2009

June 9, 2009

When friends and I gathered in the mid 1970s for marijuana-fueled TV watching, we usually tuned to football, basketball, and boxing.  The only significant exceptions were episodes of Kung Fu, the legendary series in which Kwai Chang Caine, played by David Carradine, embraced the wise and soothing philosophies of Asian martial artists before he righteously, [...]

Also posted in David Carradine, Movies

Muslim Woman Fights Sexual Hypocrisy

June 19, 2008

I can’t tell you my name or my father and brothers might try to beat or shoot me.  I refer to this in the indefinite sense because I don’t think they would succeed.  You see, I am not like a growing number of Muslim women in Europe you recently read about, the ones who pay [...]

Also posted in Islam, Religion

Activist Demands Abstinence

June 6, 2008

Click here to read an excerpt from “Snapshots of Distressing Events”

Also posted in Conservatives, Religion, Republicans, Short Pieces - GTC