Category Archives: Sex
Thanksgiving Dinner
“Thanksgiving Dinner” originally appeared in 2004, when many people were struggling economically but could at least gather without fear of contracting a dangerous virus. I present this again in hope that we can all be with family and friends on this day next year. This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands.” Trees are […]
Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Homeless, In Other Hands: Revised Edition, Poverty, Prostitution
Who’s Myriam Gurba?
Myriam Gurba is a feisty, talented, and photogenic writer and social activist. Whether or not readers agree with her opinions, Gurba entertains with a deft literary touch. I receive many newsletters and one of them is Electric Literature but I usually don’t have time to read fairly long stories since I’m at the computer to […]
Also posted in Homosexuals, Myriam Gurba, Racism, Rape, Writers
Woody Allen Testifies
There are some misconceptions about me that I have to clarify. Before I get to the biggest one, let me tell you I may be short, skinny, and bespectacled but as a kid and young man I was a hell of an athlete especially in baseball. I could run and catch and throw and hit, […]
Also posted in Children, Diane Keaton, Families, Johnny Carson, Mia Farrow, Movies, New York City, Ronan Farrow, Soon-yi Previn, Woody Allen
Tiger’s Green Jacket
I can’t sleep. I’d get up and do something if I could but my back’s too sore. It hurts all the time. I’ll take another pain pill or two. I’ll take whatever’s necessary to quit hurting. I think my mind hurts more than my back. What I’ve got to do is quit thinking. This all […]
Also posted in Brooks Koepka, Drugs, Golf, Infidelity, Marriage, Masters Tournament, Tiger Woods
Abused and Enslaved
I’m Virginia Isaias, and I want you to use my name. I had twenty-three brothers and sisters. No, not from the same mother. My dad said he’d lived with eight women before my mom. They had six children together, but he wasn’t home much. He’d go away for three or four months, supposedly to work. […]
Also posted in Drugs, Human Trafficking, Mexico, Prostitution
Tiger Woods on the Prowl
Few in any sport have exerted the gravitational pull of red-shirted Tiger Woods on championship Sundays. For twelve years he dominated the landscape, shooting eighteen under par to demolish the field in his first professional Masters, inventing the Tiger Slam, an unprecedented four straight majors over two seasons, and seizing fourteen majors and dozens of […]
Also posted in Brooks Koepka, Golf, Infidelity, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods
The Honor of a Lady
Soon after his wealthy father died, I married Truxtun Beale and we moved to Washington, D.C. where I spent much time alone in his mother’s elegant Decatur House, across from the White House, while he traveled to Central Europe and Siberia and other rough places he couldn’t take me. In two years we nevertheless managed […]
Also posted in Bakersfield, Divorce, Edward Beale, Gold, Infidelity, Marriage, Mexican-American War, Mexico, Truxtun Beale, Ulysses S. Grant
Babe and Billy
“Hey, Kid, get out here,” Babe says, inhaling cold air and exhaling hard. “This place is our Yankee Stadium.” A wiry man of medium height appears and says, “How about you quit calling me Kid.” “I’ll be happy to, soon as I learn your name.” “How long you need? I’ve been here thirty years.” “I’ve […]
Manson Confesses
glad i checked out or these days my girls coulda accused me of some wild shit
Also posted in Charles Manson, Cults
Inside Harvey Weinstein
I love these parties celebrating my movies that have generated more than three hundred Oscar nominations. I’m the guy everyone wants to talk to. I confess it wasn’t like that in high school or college or when I started in show business as a concert promoter. I saw those looks a million times: hey, you’re […]
Also posted in Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Movies
Age of Consent
A California man I knew long ago is currently in the hot waters of moral indignation and lust for punishment. His alleged crime: having sex with a sixteen-year-old girl, whom I shall correctly call a woman, from June to September a few years ago. At the time he was fifty-four. The district attorney, no doubt […]
Also posted in California
Loving Lana Turner
I’m just Judy Turner being followed by boys down the halls of Hollywood High and that’s pretty good but not nearly as exciting as when a reporter spots me cutting class in a cafe and sends me to an agent. Right away MGM signs me and says I’m one of the most beautiful women in […]
Also posted in Artie Shaw, Divorce, Infidelity, Lana Turner, Los Angeles, Marriage, Movies
Dating Louise Brooks
People have been telling me. That’s her. Louise Brooks is selling clothes at Saks Fifth Avenue. I probably would’ve recognized her, though she no longer wears the luminous black helmet hairdo she had when I loved her in the late twenties. I would’ve married her on the first date, if I could’ve gotten one, when […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Louise Brooks, Movies
Prudent Woman
My devout mother selected my virginal name purposefully and often demanded I note, and vow to later avoid, the kind of loose women who’d so often lured my father out of the house until one stole him. “He’ll treat her the same way, Mary,” she said. “Men want only one thing.” I didn’t doubt that […]
Also posted in Dating, Infideltiy, Romance 2
American Men
Adriana loved the United States and told everyone she’d never return to Colombia except to visit. She was studying advanced English in an adult school and planned to start a business after she met the right American man. She believed many would be interested since she’d had two husbands and numerous boyfriends in Colombia. Her […]
In Other Hands – The First Review Arrives
In Other Hands: Revised Edition Amazon.com – Top Customer Reviews 5.0 out of 5 stars Drugs – Homeless – Prostitutes- Human Trafficking and more By Charles Halter on September 23, 2016 I thought I knew all I wanted to know about drugs, the homeless, prostitutes, human trafficking and the poverty stricken. Well, I’ll tell you […]
Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Human Trafficking, In Other Hands, Poverty, Prostitution
Tales of Romance is Published
In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents “Tales of Romance,” a compilation of short stories and creative columns about relationships between men and women. The four chapters are Dating, Swingers, Issues, and Breakups. The book is comprised of 50 new stories and 12 from the critically acclaimed collection “The Bold Investor.” There are many highlights […]
Also posted in Dating, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance
Inside Lucian Freud’s Studio
Don’t burden me with bourgeois morality. I’m going where excitement is, Lucian Freud’s London studio, and don’t pretend he’d respect mine if I had one and the door was open. Tonight’s perfect. I hear the rascal’s out of town. Walking up six flights of stairs I tinker with the lock and saunter in. I shan’t […]
Also posted in Caroline Blackwood, Infidelity, London, Lucian Freud, Painters, Psychology, Sigmund Freud
Bruce Jenner Opens Up
I was twenty-three in the spring of 1976 and often played basketball in the Sacramento State University gym and then drove to the all-weather track on the south side of campus and jogged before running wind sprints. People often complimented me for being in good shape, and I considered myself a stud but must’ve known […]
Also posted in Bruce Jenner, Diane Sawyer, Drugs, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Murder, Newspapers, O.J. Simpson, Television, Track & Field, Transgender
Sensual Restoration
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Doctors, Methamphetamine, Prostate Gland, Urology, Viagra
Sleeping with Marcos
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Ferdinand Marcos, Imelda Marcos, Philippines
Tame Her
This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue” Francoise Gilot and Pablo Picasso
Also posted in Aging, Art, Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso, Painters
Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky
I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]
Also posted in Bill Clinton, Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky
Silvio Berlusconi
Those saying I’m thief and libertine are fools. I’m suave multi-billionaire media mogul who as prime minister and consummate politician dominated Italy for generation. Regrettably, latest idiots are three dowdy female judges, jealous of Berlusconi allure for gorgeous young women, who sentenced me to seven years prison and banned from politics for life. They won’t […]
Also posted in Italy, Short Pieces - GTC, Silvio Berlusconi
Waiting Room
Waiting room roar: she cheats so does he they’re divorcing and lucky to escape. You can’t. Doctor always late and secretary refuses to shoot TV.
Also posted in Divorce, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC
Next Door
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Families, Marriage, Prostitution, Short Pieces - GTC
House Arrest
This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”
Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC
Lady Driver
This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”
Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC
Honeymoon
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC
Child Bride
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC
Big Test
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC
Sleep Issues
Driving elbow into ribs, Patti said, “Quit snoring.” As Bill did not waken, she drilled again. “What hell?” “You’re ruining sleep.” “You don’t sleep,” he said. “Because you always roll around and snort like pig.” “That’s not why.” “Go to guest bedroom.” Bill complied and was soon snoring. Patti stared at dark ceiling and wondered […]
Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep
Wired
On cold night drunk in another bar he met chunky woman who opened purse and showed white powder they snorted in car. At apartment she called neighbor who walked over, sold more, asked for hit, and took three, firing thousand words before leaving. They burned noses and strained hearts two hours before moving upstairs and […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Short Pieces - GTC
Downtown Drinkers
Tim and Billy were barhopping in brand new old downtown. They always drank too much and Tim used buzz to talk to women. Billy usually became quieter. On Saturday night Tim brought young woman back to table and charmed her while Billy tried to say few words. When she went to restroom Tim told Billy […]
Also posted in Alcohol, Families, Friendship, Short Pieces - GTC
Evil Eye
why look at me like that email link only for aesthetic reasons
Also posted in Internet, Poetry - GTC
New Employee
new employee pulls my eyes hardens hers couple months later feel gentler look up say wait aren’t you
Also posted in Poetry - GTC
Orange Ladies
two mouths pout under hats above dresses sexy or mean better assume mean and sexy
Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC
Madonna Interlude
aficionado excited madonna appeared unintroduced lassoed neck with skinny muscular arm unzipped pants pulled off slid out dress hopped on surprising but not disappointing when realized was another blonde
Also posted in Dreams, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC
Wired in Bed
cold night drunk in ‘eighties bar met chunky woman who showed some white powder we snorted in car at apartment she called woman who came sold more asked for hit and took three firing thousand words before leaving we burned noses and strained hearts couple hours before moving upstairs about two and were nonstop at […]
Also posted in Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Poetry - GTC
Herman Cain Explains
There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they […]
Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Republicans
Strong Maids
for protection i demanded two maids and they always appeared in tandem and everything worked fine till the day they locked the door bound my hands and had their way
Also posted in Poetry - GTC
Mitt Romney Sleeps
mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell
Also posted in Campaign 2012, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Republicans
Michele Bachmann Sweet
short and slender wrapped up sweet
Also posted in Campaign 2012, Michele Bachmann, Poetry - GTC, Politics
Sarah Palin Swings
better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’
Also posted in Alaska, Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin
Avoiding Rape
This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”
Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Islam, Religion, Women's Rights
Hypocrites Still Attacking Tiger Woods
I am honored today to speak for the greatest, most powerful and God-fearing creatures who have yet graced the earth, the white American male. For three months now we have been in the throes of moral outrage because Tiger Woods, after years of profitably portraying himself as a dedicated and monogamous family man, was revealed […]
Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods
Reversing Elin and Tiger Woods
Beautiful Elin Woods, the Athlete of the Decade and, perhaps more significantly, the most compelling entertainer on earth, remains in isolation and is quite depressed. One understands why. For thirteen years, until the early and dangerous hours after Thanksgiving Day, Elin had stridden the world’s golf courses as unrivalled queen, and her corporate dominance was […]
Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods
How Tiger Woods Should Respond
Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned. Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing […]
Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods
Management Teams Clarifies Adventures of Tiger Woods
Bulletins from TigerWoods.com Saturday November 28, 11:30 a.m. It is untrue that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a striking New York City celebrity chaser, Rachel Uchitel, and therefore it is a lie that his wife Elin attacked him for so doing. About 2:25 a.m. Friday November 27, after failing to properly digest turkey […]
Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods
David Carradine: 1936:2009
When friends and I gathered in the mid 1970s for marijuana-fueled TV watching, we usually tuned to football, basketball, and boxing. The only significant exceptions were episodes of Kung Fu, the legendary series in which Kwai Chang Caine, played by David Carradine, embraced the wise and soothing philosophies of Asian martial artists before he righteously, […]
Also posted in David Carradine, Movies
