Category Archives: Sex

Hello Donald

as a young woman i met donald trump and extended my hand but he stepped inside to kiss my mouth

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Poetry - GTC

Snapshots from the Van

Several weeks after first riding on Union Avenue in the long pink van of Magdalene Hope Ministry I returned on a Saturday night and, as eight other passengers listened, the driver, Pastor Doug, assigned me to take notes when Betty, the female volunteer, riding shotgun, talked to ladies on the street. “Don’t let them see […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Drugs, Prostitution, Slavery

The History Teacher

I was a teacher and loved helping high school students learn history. My favorite course, which I taught three times daily, surveyed the United States in the twentieth century. World War I could be interesting but got a bit slow in the trenches. Pace always accelerated with Prohibition and Al Capone and Babe Ruth and […]

Also posted in Cocaine, Drugs, Education, Prostitution, Slavery

March Toward Legalization

Until this moment of online revelation none of my California constituents – I’m a state senator – knew I’ve been a regular customer up the road in the clean, regulated brothels of rural Nevada. My wife found out and left but our problems were with each other and had begun before my patronage of prostitutes. […]

Also posted in Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution

Escape from Bondage

(Evelyn told this story prior to a meeting of Magdalene Hope, a Bakersfield-based nonprofit organization that helps prostitutes and victims of sex trafficking.) I was born in Ridgecrest, out in the desert two hours from Bakersfield. There’s a lot of meth there and not much to do. My mom smoked and snorted it and was […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Doug Bennett, Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Michael Fagans, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Where’s My Daughter?

I started drinking in my mid-teens and for me drinking always meant getting drunk. My girlfriend also drank a lot until we got married and she stopped and started bugging me to do the same. I think we’d still be arguing if she hadn’t died of cancer when our daughter, Ellen, was nine. I already […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

La Cubana

Back at the Havana hotel I took my second shower of the day before descending to the pool where I sat in the shade slurping cold Heinekens but was sweating in a tropical sauna that compelled a retreat to my room for a nap and another shower – three was my daily average this trip. […]

Also posted in Cuba, Employment, Ernest Hemingway, Fidel Castro, Prostitution

Birthday Bash

“Sweetheart, I’m giving both of us a special gift for my birthday,” says Dan. “What is it?” “Let me show you.” From their spacious home in Carson City, where he lobbies in the state capitol and Ellen teaches psychology at a community college, Dan drives out of town and in ten minutes says, “All right, […]

Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution

King of the Pimps

Times are hard after twenty years of truck driving and my truck breaking down along with my back and my bank account, and in my foreclosed home, which I’ll soon have to leave – my wife’s already taken the kids and left – I’ve had plenty of time for reading and by far the best […]

Also posted in Cocaine, Dennis Hof, Drugs, Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Brief History of a John

I know John. So do you. Everyone does. He’s a great guy. We were drinking coffee in a restaurant the other day, and I said, “Best I’ve ever had were in Vegas.” “Well, you’d know about that.” “What? You tellin me you’ve never paid.” “Only a few times, probably less than ten.” “Love to hear […]

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution, Sacramento, Slavery

My Fabulous Whorehouse

Houses are worth about half what you owe, gas is rocketing past four bucks a gallon, food’s gotten so precious you’re eating more lettuce than meat, and you’ve already told the kids to forget those elite universities and instead plan to attend local community colleges while they scramble for fast food jobs. Don’t be ashamed. […]

Also posted in Prostitution, Slavery

Tales of Romance is Published

In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents “Tales of Romance,” a compilation of short stories and creative columns about relationships between men and women. The four chapters are Dating, Swingers, Issues, and Breakups. The book is comprised of 50 new stories and 12 from the critically acclaimed collection “The Bold Investor.” There are many highlights […]

Also posted in Dating, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance

Melina on Sunday

I’ve been working the streets several years and don’t like being there but can’t get away long. If I could I’d live like this lady I’m watching in the movie Never on Sunday. She’s the happiest hooker I’ve seen, smiling as she runs toward the sea, through lines of adoring dockworkers, and jumps off the […]

Also posted in Greece, Jules Dassom, Melina Mercouri, Movies, Pablo Picasso, Painters, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Pink Van on Union Ave

Sixty years ago Union Avenue was a small-town stretch of Highway 99 crowned by the yellow and blue Bakersfield sign and attracted vacationing stars such as Clark Gable, who stayed at the Bakersfield Inn, and working comedians like Johnny Carson, who reputedly bombed one night before rich cowboys and their brides in the club at […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Pimps, Poverty, Prostitution, Slavery

Hooker Haven

I used to work the four to ten p.m. shift in a combination carwash and laundromat on south Union Avenue in Bakersfield. That’s a rough area but also the most entertaining place I’ve worked. Every night, especially on weekends, hookers rolled in to use the bathrooms. I’m surprised the owner didn’t have them locked so […]

Also posted in Los Angeles, Prostitution, Slavery

Interview with a Vice Detective

Stephany Powell, a retired vice detective from Los Angeles, currently directs Journey Out, an L.A. organization dedicated to freeing those who’ve fallen into the bonds of contemporary slavery. Powell visited Bakersfield to lecture about human sex trafficking, and several days later I called to learn more. George Thomas Clark – I’m trying to understand why […]

Also posted in Drugs, Los Angeles, Murder, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

On the Avenue

I recently watched The Trafficked Life, a disturbing documentary film by Michael Fagans, and a few days later, during a phone interview, I asked the director: how did you start learning about human trafficking? This is the essence of his reply: I was out on Union Avenue in Bakersfield with Doug Bennett, a pastor who […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Doug Bennett, Homeless, Michael Fagans, Prostitution, Slavery, The Trafficked Life

Posing for Lucian

This story is now in the collection “Posing for Lucian”

Also posted in Caroline Blackwood, Infidelity, London, Lucian Freud, Painters, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Blue Collar Babe

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Love Medicine

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Drugs, Marriage

Poor House

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Economics, Manual Labor, Poverty

Megyn Kelly Counterattacks

I was professional and dignified during the first Republican presidential debate as well as afterward, but now, on my day off, I’m tired of being restrained about Donald Trump, who I questioned about his many insulting remarks regarding the appearance of women who displeased him. He enjoys calling them “fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting […]

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Fox News, Megyn Kelly

Bruce Jenner Opens Up

I was twenty-three in the spring of 1976 and often played basketball in the Sacramento State University gym and then drove to the all-weather track on the south side of campus and jogged before running wind sprints. People often complimented me for being in good shape, and I considered myself a stud but must’ve known […]

Also posted in Bruce Jenner, Diane Sawyer, Drugs, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Murder, Newspapers, O.J. Simpson, Television, Track & Field, Transgender

Sensual Restoration

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Doctors, Methamphetamine, Prostate Gland, Urology, Viagra

Sleeping with Marcos

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Ferdinand Marcos, Imelda Marcos, Philippines

Tame Her

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue” Francoise Gilot and Pablo Picasso

Also posted in Aging, Art, Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso, Painters

Nobel Prize Knockout

That evening in Mexico City I witnessed a historical confrontation or, rather, a sucker punch in the dastardly vein of Pearl Harbor. At the time, as a callow young man teaching English in the exotic capital, I understood nothing of the significance of the event, and no one could have known – though some scholars […]

Also posted in Barcelona, Boxing, Colombia, Cuba, Fidel Castro, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Mario Vargas Llosa, Marriage, Peru, Writers

Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky

I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky

Silvio Berlusconi

Those saying I’m thief and libertine are fools. I’m suave multi-billionaire media mogul who as prime minister and consummate politician dominated Italy for generation. Regrettably, latest idiots are three dowdy female judges, jealous of Berlusconi allure for gorgeous young women, who sentenced me to seven years prison and banned from politics for life. They won’t […]

Also posted in Italy, Short Pieces - GTC, Silvio Berlusconi

Waiting Room

Waiting room roar: she cheats so does he they’re divorcing and lucky to escape. You can’t. Doctor always late and secretary refuses to shoot TV.

Also posted in Divorce, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Next Door

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Families, Marriage, Prostitution, Short Pieces - GTC

House Arrest

Lady says she’s sad three teenagers kidnapped in Cleveland decade ago and caged prior to serial rape. Lady doesn’t understand, though, how pervert so long suppressed they couldn’t kill or escape or make noise to alert neighbors. She cites first job, as maid. Employer demanded she join wife for threesome in bed. When she shouted […]

Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC

Lady Driver

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC


This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Snapshots of Distressing Events – Just Published

In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents Snapshots of Distressing Events. A distraught man confronts noisy neighbors, one couple is enveloped by infidelity, another’s destroyed by violence, drinkers and drug users have some fun but more trouble, people stumble in matters of money, medical destiny is determined by mishaps, malice, and chance, members of the […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Economics, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Media, Mental Health, Michael Savage, Murder, Politics, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Snapshots of Distressing Events

Child Bride

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC

Big Test

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Pasadena Bedroom

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Pasadena, Short Pieces - GTC

Sleep Issues

Driving elbow into ribs, Patti said, “Quit snoring.” As Bill did not waken, she drilled again. “What hell?” “You’re ruining sleep.” “You don’t sleep,” he said. “Because you always roll around and snort like pig.” “That’s not why.” “Go to guest bedroom.” Bill complied and was soon snoring. Patti stared at dark ceiling and wondered […]

Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep

Tips from a Pimp

Don’t call me a bad guy. Most of my girls are cursed and molested at home by parents, stepparents, mothers’ boyfriends, and others, and feel worthless when I find them on the run or hanging in the streets. You don’t have to take this, I tell them. You’re a beautiful young lady. Come with me. […]

Also posted in Child Molestation, Prostitution, Slavery

Arousing Einstein

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Marriage, McLaughlin Group, Short Pieces - GTC

In Ripley’s Museum

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Marriage, Ripley's Museum

Two Brides

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Colombia, Education, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Online General

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, David Petraeus, Internet, John Allen, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC


This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, CIA, David Petraeus, Iraq, Marriage, Middle East, Short Pieces - GTC, Taliban, West Point

Child Prostitutes Get Younger

This is outrageous. I finally convince my wife I have business in Southeast Asia, pay thousands to fly to Cambodia, and the lousy pimp offers me a girl twelve years old and claims she’s a virgin. Like hell. I know she’s been sewn up. No way four thousand, I say, not three either, two thousand […]

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Movies, Prostitution, Slavery, Southeast Asia

When Dad’s a Pervert

My name’s Diana. I’m twenty-six years old, from Bakersfield, and want to tell you this story. My dad was a salesman and weekend preacher. My mom had a home day care center. Dad always had to look perfect on the outside but in truth was an angry and violent man who physically abused our entire […]

Also posted in Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Religion, Slavery

Children as Sex Slaves

Jeff is in Cambodia, portraying a pedophile in search of little girls. He’s learned they’re being held in several pens dispersed in the village, and arranges to meet a trafficker who brags he has many for rent. What kind do you want? About this tall? He extends a hand. Too big? He lowers his hand. […]

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Slavery


On cold night drunk in another bar he met chunky woman who opened purse and showed white powder they snorted in car. At apartment she called neighbor who walked over, sold more, asked for hit, and took three, firing thousand words before leaving. They burned noses and strained hearts two hours before moving upstairs and […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Short Pieces - GTC

Barack and Michelle Obama Audio Soars on Internet

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Football, Marriage, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Theater

Zuma Demands Dignity

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Africa, AIDS, Art, Jacob Zuma, Painters, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa

Border Patrol

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Agriculture, Immigration, Mexico, Short Pieces - GTC


This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Cars & Driving, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Dalliance in Colombia

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Colombia, Marriage, Prostitution, Secret Service - U.S., Short Pieces - GTC

Downtown Drinkers

Tim and Billy were barhopping in brand new old downtown. They always drank too much and Tim used buzz to talk to women. Billy usually became quieter. On Saturday night Tim brought young woman back to table and charmed her while Billy tried to say few words. When she went to restroom Tim told Billy […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Families, Friendship, Short Pieces - GTC

Evil Eye

why look at me like that email link only for aesthetic reasons

Also posted in Internet, Poetry - GTC

Joan Bennett Allure

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Joan Bennett, Marriage, Movies, Poetry - GTC

New Employee

new employee pulls my eyes hardens hers couple months later feel gentler look up say wait aren’t you

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Little Honey

little honey married and too young hope she knows too

Also posted in Marriage, Mental Health, Poetry - GTC


at party naked couple hugs painting each other

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Orange Ladies

two mouths pout under hats above dresses sexy or mean better assume mean and sexy

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Munch on Canvas

This story is from the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Depression, Edvard Munch, Loneliness, Mental Health, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology

Madonna Interlude

aficionado excited madonna appeared unintroduced lassoed neck with skinny muscular arm unzipped pants pulled off slid out dress hopped on surprising but not disappointing when realized was another blonde

Also posted in Dreams, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC

Wired in Bed

cold night drunk in ‘eighties bar met chunky woman who showed some white powder we snorted in car at apartment she called woman who came sold more asked for hit and took three firing thousand words before leaving we burned noses and strained hearts couple hours before moving upstairs about two and were nonstop at […]

Also posted in Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Poetry - GTC

Arousing Einstein

bereft of traditional mcglaughlin group debating team old host john interviews two scholars who reveal einstein was womanizer propelled by nuclear libido erupting from supernova brain later carved into fifty bite size pieces the male scholar knows everything about einstein’s infinite adventures and betrayals and writes many books about the master the female scholar doesn’t […]

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Nuclear Weapons, Physics, Poetry - GTC

Herman Cain Explains

There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they […]

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Strong Maids

for protection i demanded two maids and they always appeared in tandem and everything worked fine till the day they locked the door bound my hands and had their way

Also posted in Poetry - GTC


fragrance of a new dimension compels me irrevocably

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Lady for Lucian Freud

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Lucian Freud, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Mitt Romney Sleeps

mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Michele Bachmann Sweet

short and slender wrapped up sweet

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Michele Bachmann, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Michelle Obama Arms

your long arms squeeze

Also posted in Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Sarah Palin Swings

better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’

Also posted in Alaska, Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin

Iraqi Women

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Iraq, Prostitution, Women's Rights

George W. Bush on Men and Women

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in George W. Bush, Iraq, King Abdullah, Middle East, Osama bin Laden, Saudi Arabia

Romancing Women

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Edouard Manet, Impressionism, James McNeill Whistler, Museums, Painters, San Francisco

Thomas Eakins Gets Physical

This story is from the collection “Paint it Blue” To see Swimming, please click here To see Taking the Count, please click here To see Wrestlers, please click here

Also posted in Art, Education, Homosexuals, LACMA, Museums, Painters, Philadelphia, Realism, Thomas Eakins

Avoiding Rape

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Islam, Religion, Women's Rights

Hypocrites Still Attacking Tiger Woods

I am honored today to speak for the greatest, most powerful and God-fearing creatures who have yet graced the earth, the white American male. For three months now we have been in the throes of moral outrage because Tiger Woods, after years of profitably portraying himself as a dedicated and monogamous family man, was revealed […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Reversing Elin and Tiger Woods

Beautiful Elin Woods, the Athlete of the Decade and, perhaps more significantly, the most compelling entertainer on earth, remains in isolation and is quite depressed.  One understands why.  For thirteen years, until the early and dangerous hours after Thanksgiving Day, Elin had stridden the world’s golf courses as unrivalled queen, and her corporate dominance was […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

How Tiger Woods Should Respond

Until recent revelations of my weakness for young white female flesh, and the overwhelming moral outrage that followed, I thought in a sexual sense I was a relatively normal guy, that is one ready to squeeze any appealing woman who beckoned.  Now, sadly, after reading countless rabid condemnations in the press and blogosphere and cringing […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

Management Teams Clarifies Adventures of Tiger Woods

Bulletins from Saturday November 28, 11:30 a.m. It is untrue that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a striking New York City celebrity chaser, Rachel Uchitel, and therefore it is a lie that his wife Elin attacked him for so doing.  About 2:25 a.m. Friday November 27, after failing to properly digest turkey […]

Also posted in Golf, Marriage, Tiger Woods

David Carradine: 1936:2009

When friends and I gathered in the mid 1970s for marijuana-fueled TV watching, we usually tuned to football, basketball, and boxing.  The only significant exceptions were episodes of Kung Fu, the legendary series in which Kwai Chang Caine, played by David Carradine, embraced the wise and soothing philosophies of Asian martial artists before he righteously, […]

Also posted in David Carradine, Movies


This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Islam, Religion

Activist Demands Abstinence

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Conservatives, Religion, Republicans, Short Pieces - GTC