Category Archives: Sex

Roy Moore Says

loving sweet girls the ten commandments the confederate flag and stepping on gays i’m shocked alabamans betrayed me electing liberal doug jones i demand a recount

Also posted in Alabama, Donald Trump, Roy Moore, Senate

Franken Out

ok i’m resigning from senate but in that spirit demand pussy grabber in chief leave office and girl groping roy moore drop from alabama senate race

Also posted in Al Franken, Donald Trump, Roy Moore

Sunday Morning Conyers

I’ve fought for civil rights in the streets of Detroit, through the media, and in the House of Representatives more than half a century. A bunch of attention-seeking female employees can’t take that away from me. My legacy is secure because their claims are absurd. I touched no legs or fannies, though I’m sure many […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, John Conyers

Manson Confesses

glad i checked out or these days my girls coulda accused me of some wild shit

Also posted in Charles Manson, Cults

Blooming Charlie Rose

felt i pursued shared feelings as i pranced naked before female coworkers decades my junior only now do i realize i was mistaken

Also posted in Charlie Rose

Trumpenstein

imagine senator al frankenstein lecturing others about sexual harassment until we learn he behaves about like me

Also posted in Al Franken, Donald Trump

Roy Moore for Senate

maybe I chased some teenage skirts years ago in alabama but never without first meetin their mommas

Also posted in Alabama, Roy Moore, Senate

Manila Bulletin Posts “Inside Harvey Weinstein”

Jose Abeta Zaide, former Philippine Ambassador to Germany and current columnist for the Manila Bulletin, has again reprinted on of my columns, this one titled “Inside Harvey Weinstein.” “Inside Harvey Weinstein” in the Manila Bulletin

Also posted in Harvey Weinstein, Jose Abeto Zaide, Movies

Inside Harvey Weinstein

I love these parties celebrating my movies that have generated more than three hundred Oscar nominations. I’m the guy everyone wants to talk to. I confess it wasn’t like that in high school or college or when I started in show business as a concert promoter. I saw those looks a million times: hey, you’re […]

Also posted in Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Movies

Age of Consent

A California man I knew long ago is currently in the hot waters of moral indignation and lust for punishment. His alleged crime: having sex with a sixteen-year-old girl, whom I shall correctly call a woman, from June to September a few years ago. At the time he was fifty-four. The district attorney, no doubt […]

Also posted in California

Loving Lana Turner

I’m just Judy Turner being followed by boys down the halls of Hollywood High and that’s pretty good but not nearly as exciting as when a reporter spots me cutting class in a cafe and sends me to an agent. Right away MGM signs me and says I’m one of the most beautiful women in […]

Also posted in Artie Shaw, Divorce, Infidelity, Lana Turner, Los Angeles, Marriage, Movies

Dating Louise Brooks

People have been telling me. That’s her. Louise Brooks is selling clothes at Saks Fifth Avenue. I probably would’ve recognized her, though she no longer wears the luminous black helmet hairdo she had when I loved her in the late twenties. I would’ve married her on the first date, if I could’ve gotten one, when […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Louise Brooks, Movies

Prudent Woman

My devout mother selected my virginal name purposefully and often demanded I note, and vow to later avoid, the kind of loose women who’d so often lured my father out of the house until one stole him. “He’ll treat her the same way, Mary,” she said. “Men want only one thing.” I didn’t doubt that […]

Also posted in Dating, Infideltiy, Romance 2

Proper Behavior

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Depression, Divorce, Romance

Anthony Weiner Counterattacks

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin

Comey to the Rescue

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, FBI, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, Robert Comey

Her Kind of Man

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Immigration, Music, Romance

Return to Romance

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Romance

Righteous Litigation

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

American Men

Adriana loved the United States and told everyone she’d never return to Colombia except to visit. She was studying advanced English in an adult school and planned to start a business after she met the right American man. She believed many would be interested since she’d had two husbands and numerous boyfriends in Colombia. Her […]

Also posted in Colombia, Romance

Trump Apocolypse

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Presidential Behavior

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Infidelity

Patio Guest

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Romance

Cesar Chavez Discusses Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Agriculture, Campaign 2016, Cesar Chavez, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Immigration, United Farm Workers

Pussy Hound

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Trump Talk

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

In Other Hands – The First Review Arrives

In Other Hands Amazon.com – Top Customer Reviews 5.0 out of 5 stars Drugs – Homeless – Prostitutes- Human Trafficking and more By Charles Halter on September 23, 2016 I thought I knew all I wanted to know about drugs, the homeless, prostitutes, human trafficking and the poverty stricken. Well, I’ll tell you this —- […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Human Trafficking, In Other Hands, Poverty, Prostitution

A Text for You

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Computers, Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin

Hello Donald

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Poetry - GTC

Snapshots from the Van

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Drugs, Prostitution, Slavery

The History Teacher

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cocaine, Drugs, Education, Prostitution, Slavery

March Toward Legalization

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution

Escape from Bondage

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Alcohol, Doug Bennett, Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Michael Fagans, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Where’s My Daughter?

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Alcohol, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

La Cubana

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cuba, Employment, Ernest Hemingway, Fidel Castro, Prostitution

Birthday Bash

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Infidelity, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution

King of the Pimps

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cocaine, Dennis Hof, Drugs, Nevada, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Brief History of a John

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Nevada, Prostitution, Sacramento, Slavery

My Fabulous Whorehouse

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Prostitution, Slavery

Tales of Romance is Published

In compressed language George Thomas Clark presents “Tales of Romance,” a compilation of short stories and creative columns about relationships between men and women. The four chapters are Dating, Swingers, Issues, and Breakups. The book is comprised of 50 new stories and 12 from the critically acclaimed collection “The Bold Investor.” There are many highlights […]

Also posted in Dating, George Thomas Clark, Marriage, Tales of Romance

Melina on Sunday

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Greece, Jules Dassom, Melina Mercouri, Movies, Pablo Picasso, Painters, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

Pink Van on Union Avenue

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands” Sixty years ago Union Avenue was a small-town stretch of Highway 99 crowned by the yellow and blue Bakersfield sign and attracted vacationing stars such as Clark Gable, who stayed at the Bakersfield Inn, and working comedians like Johnny Carson, who reputedly bombed one night before […]

Also posted in Bakersfield, Pimps, Poverty, Prostitution, Slavery

Hooker Haven

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Prostitution, Slavery

Interview with a Vice Detective

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Drugs, Los Angeles, Murder, Pimps, Prostitution, Slavery

On the Avenue

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Bakersfield, Doug Bennett, Homeless, Michael Fagans, Prostitution, Slavery, The Trafficked Life

Inside Lucian Freud’s Studio

Don’t burden me with bourgeois morality. I’m going where excitement is, Lucian Freud’s London studio, and don’t pretend he’d respect mine if I had one and the door was open. Tonight’s perfect. I hear the rascal’s out of town. Walking up six flights of stairs I tinker with the lock and saunter in. I shan’t […]

Also posted in Caroline Blackwood, Infidelity, London, Lucian Freud, Painters, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Blue Collar Babe

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Divorce, Marriage, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Love Medicine

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Drugs, Marriage

Poor House

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Economics, Manual Labor, Poverty

Megyn Kelly Counterattacks

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Fox News, Megyn Kelly

Bruce Jenner Opens Up

I was twenty-three in the spring of 1976 and often played basketball in the Sacramento State University gym and then drove to the all-weather track on the south side of campus and jogged before running wind sprints. People often complimented me for being in good shape, and I considered myself a stud but must’ve known […]

Also posted in Bruce Jenner, Diane Sawyer, Drugs, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Murder, Newspapers, O.J. Simpson, Television, Track & Field, Transgender

Sensual Restoration

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Doctors, Methamphetamine, Prostate Gland, Urology, Viagra

Sleeping with Marcos

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Ferdinand Marcos, Imelda Marcos, Philippines

Tame Her

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue” Francoise Gilot and Pablo Picasso

Also posted in Aging, Art, Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso, Painters

Nobel Prize Knockout

That evening in Mexico City I witnessed a historical confrontation or, rather, a sucker punch in the dastardly vein of Pearl Harbor. At the time, as a callow young man teaching English in the exotic capital, I understood nothing of the significance of the event, and no one could have known – though some scholars […]

Also posted in Barcelona, Boxing, Colombia, Cuba, Fidel Castro, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Mario Vargas Llosa, Marriage, Peru, Writers

Hillary Clinton v. Monica Lewinsky

I’m laughing when not growling about what Republicans, rather pathetically, are praying is true about me, that I’m fat and sickly and incapable of campaigning a week much less a year, and my book is selling poorly, and, most outrageously, that both the ghostly and earthly presence of Monica Lewinsky will preclude me from defeating […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Boxing, Hillary Clinton, Marriage, Monica Lewinsky

Silvio Berlusconi

Those saying I’m thief and libertine are fools. I’m suave multi-billionaire media mogul who as prime minister and consummate politician dominated Italy for generation. Regrettably, latest idiots are three dowdy female judges, jealous of Berlusconi allure for gorgeous young women, who sentenced me to seven years prison and banned from politics for life. They won’t […]

Also posted in Italy, Short Pieces - GTC, Silvio Berlusconi

Waiting Room

Waiting room roar: she cheats so does he they’re divorcing and lucky to escape. You can’t. Doctor always late and secretary refuses to shoot TV.

Also posted in Divorce, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Next Door

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Families, Marriage, Prostitution, Short Pieces - GTC

House Arrest

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Crime, Kidnapping, Short Pieces - GTC

Lady Driver

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Crime, Murder, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC

Honeymoon

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Dating, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Child Bride

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Children, Divorce, Marriage, Religion, Short Pieces - GTC

Big Test

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Internet, Romance, Short Pieces - GTC

Pasadena Bedroom

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Pasadena, Short Pieces - GTC

Sleep Issues

Driving elbow into ribs, Patti said, “Quit snoring.” As Bill did not waken, she drilled again. “What hell?” “You’re ruining sleep.” “You don’t sleep,” he said. “Because you always roll around and snort like pig.” “That’s not why.” “Go to guest bedroom.” Bill complied and was soon snoring. Patti stared at dark ceiling and wondered […]

Also posted in Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC, Sleep

Tips from a Pimp

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Child Molestation, Prostitution, Slavery

Arousing Einstein

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Marriage, McLaughlin Group, Short Pieces - GTC

In Ripley’s Museum

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Los Angeles, Marriage, Ripley's Museum

Two Brides

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Colombia, Education, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Online General

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, David Petraeus, Internet, John Allen, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Counterattack

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, CIA, David Petraeus, Iraq, Marriage, Middle East, Short Pieces - GTC, Taliban, West Point

Young Stuff

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Movies, Prostitution, Slavery, Southeast Asia

When Dad’s a Pervert

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Religion, Slavery

Children as Sex Slaves

Jeff is in Cambodia, portraying a pedophile in search of little girls. He’s learned they’re being held in several pens dispersed in the village, and arranges to meet a trafficker who brags he has many for rent. What kind do you want? About this tall? He extends a hand. Too big? He lowers his hand. […]

Also posted in Cambodia, Child Molestation, Children, Prostitution, Slavery

Wired

On cold night drunk in another bar he met chunky woman who opened purse and showed white powder they snorted in car. At apartment she called neighbor who walked over, sold more, asked for hit, and took three, firing thousand words before leaving. They burned noses and strained hearts two hours before moving upstairs and […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Short Pieces - GTC

Barack and Michelle Obama Audio Soars on Internet

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Football, Marriage, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Theater

Zuma Demands Dignity

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Africa, AIDS, Art, Jacob Zuma, Painters, Rape, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa

Border Patrol

This story is now in the collection “The Bold Investor”

Also posted in Agriculture, Immigration, Mexico, Short Pieces - GTC

Hussy

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Cars & Driving, Doctors, Health, Marriage, Short Pieces - GTC

Colombian Dalliance

Thie story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Colombia, Marriage, Prostitution, Secret Service - U.S., Short Pieces - GTC

Downtown Drinkers

Tim and Billy were barhopping in brand new old downtown. They always drank too much and Tim used buzz to talk to women. Billy usually became quieter. On Saturday night Tim brought young woman back to table and charmed her while Billy tried to say few words. When she went to restroom Tim told Billy […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Families, Friendship, Short Pieces - GTC

Evil Eye

why look at me like that email link only for aesthetic reasons

Also posted in Internet, Poetry - GTC

Joan Bennett Allure

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Joan Bennett, Marriage, Movies, Poetry - GTC

New Employee

new employee pulls my eyes hardens hers couple months later feel gentler look up say wait aren’t you

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Little Honey

little honey married and too young hope she knows too

Also posted in Marriage, Mental Health, Poetry - GTC

Party

at party naked couple hugs painting each other

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Orange Ladies

two mouths pout under hats above dresses sexy or mean better assume mean and sexy

Also posted in Art, Painters, Poetry - GTC

Munch on Canvas

This story is from the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Depression, Edvard Munch, Loneliness, Mental Health, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology

Madonna Interlude

aficionado excited madonna appeared unintroduced lassoed neck with skinny muscular arm unzipped pants pulled off slid out dress hopped on surprising but not disappointing when realized was another blonde

Also posted in Dreams, Madonna, Music, Poetry - GTC

Wired in Bed

cold night drunk in ‘eighties bar met chunky woman who showed some white powder we snorted in car at apartment she called woman who came sold more asked for hit and took three firing thousand words before leaving we burned noses and strained hearts couple hours before moving upstairs about two and were nonstop at […]

Also posted in Drugs, Mental Health, Methamphetamine, Poetry - GTC

Arousing Einstein

bereft of traditional mcglaughlin group debating team old host john interviews two scholars who reveal einstein was womanizer propelled by nuclear libido erupting from supernova brain later carved into fifty bite size pieces the male scholar knows everything about einstein’s infinite adventures and betrayals and writes many books about the master the female scholar doesn’t […]

Also posted in Albert Einstein, Nuclear Weapons, Physics, Poetry - GTC

Herman Cain Explains

There’s liberal conspiracy by those who don’t want real independent black man to be president so claim I propositioned some ladies at restaurant conventions inviting them to my room where they’d have been lucky with charming rich rascal like me. I guarantee those women are lying or exaggerating I don’t recall which except settlements they […]

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Herman Cain, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Strong Maids

for protection i demanded two maids and they always appeared in tandem and everything worked fine till the day they locked the door bound my hands and had their way

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Fragrance

fragrance of a new dimension compels me irrevocably

Also posted in Poetry - GTC

Lady for Lucian Freud

This story is part of the collection “Paint it Blue”

Also posted in Art, Lucian Freud, Painters, Poetry - GTC, Psychology, Sigmund Freud

Mitt Romney Sleeps

mitt romney behaves too well talks too swell looks too good and bores like hell

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Mitt Romney, Poetry - GTC, Republicans

Michele Bachmann Sweet

short and slender wrapped up sweet

Also posted in Campaign 2012, Michele Bachmann, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Michelle Obama Arms

your long arms squeeze

Also posted in Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Poetry - GTC, Politics

Sarah Palin Swings

better you ain’t runnin’ cuz you need full time luvin’

Also posted in Alaska, Campaign 2012, Poetry - GTC, Sarah Palin