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Category Archives: Barack Obama

Brian Kemp Defends Democracy

Patriotic Georgians are going to elect this good old boy governor because I’m so conservative I run ads (explosion in background) to blow up government spending. I own lots of guns (see all those behind me and the one I’m cocking) that no one’s taking away. My chain saw’s ready (it starts right away) to […]

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Call from Above

Pushing the telephone at her husband, she says, “Donald, John McCain wants to speak to you.” “Knock it off, Melania.” She puts the phone to her ear and listens again. “He insists, Donald.” “I don’t like pranks,” he says, taking the phone. “Who the hell’s this? You want the secret service on your tail.” “Look […]

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Trump Counterattacks Cohen

Can you believe that bum Michael Cohen? I virtually pulled him off the streets and hired him as my personal attorney and made him an important part of the Trump organization, the best in the world. He learned how I operated and I trusted him with confidential information for more than ten years. Now he’s […]

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Joe Six Pack Reports

I’m excited looking at an email from Team Trump. They need our participation “because we’re close enough to change everything.” And we have to. “Illegal voting in the United States wreaks havoc with elections. Every election… it seems we rarely get our candidates elected.” Damn right “it’s time we do something about this.” Team Trump […]

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Tough Trump

if diplomacy fails i’ll be putin’s worst nightmare unlike russian patsy obama

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Stalin Summons Trump

This is entirely unfair. While I had to fight that ruthless bastard Adolf Hitler and form an alliance with shrewd but treacherous capitalists Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, my most celebrated successor, Vladimir Putin, is blessed with a world in which his strongest adversary, Donald Trump, isn’t really his enemy but his most ardent admirer. […]

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Trump Turnberry

I love playing beautiful golf courses especially when they bear my name. Today I’m by the sea at Trump Turnberry in Scotland and ignoring orange-faced weirdos who’re jealous I’m the most powerful man in the world and just roughed up some of their Europeans leaders in Brussels. Today, I’m really having a great time. Turnberry’s […]

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Scott Pruitt Pollutes EPA

As attorney general of Oklahoma I shoved environmental fanatics out of my office, buried them somewhere else, and established a special unit to destroy the tree-hugging, jobs-suppressing policies of Barack Hussein Obama. Oil and gas companies knew I was right and contributed more than three hundred grand to my campaigns and applauded each of the […]

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Trump Investigates

i demand dept of justice look into possible fbi/doj surveillance of my trump campaign and find out if crime was ordered by obama administration

Also posted in Donald Trump, FBI, Robert Mueller, Russia

Trumping Iran

No, wise guy, I’m not sitting on the can but an executive chair at a presidential table in the White House and am appropriately stern but proud as I sign the Presidential Memorandum announcing the United States will violate the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action in order to prevent Iran, the most terroristic nation on […]

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Trump Arms Mentally Ill

why did trump overturn obama-era regulation making it more difficult for mentally ill to get guns NBC News story about Trump and this issue

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Trump Justice

There’s no need for you or me to get confused by this legal mumbo jumbo the liberals are throwing at us. It’s all very simple. I did not hire Russian hookers, while visiting their great country, to pee on the bed African Obama once slept in. I did not sleep with Vladimir Putin or Stormy […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Karen McDougal, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Stormy Daniels, Vladimir Putin

State of Trump

Look at Paul Ryan trying so hard not to smile, in his seat behind me, as he thanks Heaven he no longer has to frown throughout a State of the Union speech by Barack Obama. Like all true citizens, Ryan knows under my leadership our country is enjoying a “new tide of optimism… incredible progress […]

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Martin Luther King Visits Trump

Speeding in a golf court on a splendid golf course not far from presidential palace Mar-a-Lago, Martin Luther King steered toward the executive foursome and braked hard, skidding along the grass behind the fifth tee just as President Donald Trump began his downswing. Trump dribbled the ball about twenty yards and spun to scream, “Hey, […]

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Trump Health

obamacare is dead long live trumpcare

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Donald Duterte

Bearing a big smile Donald Trump for a hefty man strides rapidly into Malacañang Palace and extends a hand to his host, President Rodrigo Duterte, who says, “No, bro, like this,” and holds out his right fist, evidently a more macho version of the Nazi salute, which after all was open-handed, and nods for Trump […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Drugs, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte

Economic Delights

president trumpets continued unemployment declines initiated by obama and celebrates many stock market highs that could challenge annual record set in nineteen twenty-eight but not clear if president also worries about events the following year

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Trump Assesses The Donald

I knew I was going to be a great president but, frankly, I’m far surpassing my own expectations and am rebuilding the nation and the world in ways I know are necessary. Let’s start with disastrous Obamacare, the Affordable Care Act I just I last week cut back because its author had lied to the […]

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NRA Logic

nra swallowed tongue until suddenly denouncing obama administration for twice approving sales of bump stocks which nra believes “should be subject to additional regulations”

Also posted in Guns, Las Vegas, Murder, NRA

Taliban Responds to Trump

We fighters in the Taliban never rest long and this morning some of our highest ranking members arise quite early and form a semicircle around our color TV to watch President Trump rail about Afghanistan. One of our English speakers conveys the highlights, though we’ll later get an official translation. Trump starts by declaring there […]

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Anthony Scaramucci Speaks

I bet last week ninety-nine percent of you hadn’t heard of me but already you consider me a box office stud. The New Yorker, The Atlantic, CNN, and lots of other important news organizations are publicizing my fight to identify and squash White House leakers who don’t care my friend, President Donald Trump, is trying […]

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The Savior

i must repeal obamacare and save its victims i must fire beleaguered attorney general jeff sessions and save my ass

Also posted in Donald Trump, Health, Jeff Sessions

Trump Mandate

you must at once repeal obamacare and forget new reports seven people joined don jr to discuss how russians could help beat hillary’s ass

Also posted in Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Health, Hillary Clinton, Russia

Trump Tweets Obama

everyone loves my tweets especially “reason that president obama did NOTHING about russia after being notified by cia of meddling is that he expected clinton would win” now democrats keep pressuring jared kushner great kid who i’ve asked to save world this smear won’t work since jared keeps hiring great lawyers to prove there’s NOTHING […]

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Rodman Goes Nuclear

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Also posted in Basketball, Dennis Rodman, Donald Trump, Jimi Hendrix, John McCain, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, The Doors

Trump Enlightens Middle East

I love the Saudis more every day and they feel the same about me because, unlike President Obama, I understand we share their values of making the rich richer and keeping them rich forever, of keeping women in their place, and destroying terrorism. I’m frankly quite surprised that fourteen of the nineteen hijackers on 9/11 […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Middle East, Saudi Arabia, Terrorism

Trumpcare in Action

President Donald Trump arrived at a large medical clinic in your state this morning and immediately donned a green surgical gown and cap, scrubbed his hands ten minutes, and barged into a packed waiting room. “Good morning, everybody,” he said. “I’m here to accept your thanks for repealing Obamacare and creating much better health care […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Health, Insurance

Obama Writes to Trump

Dear President Trump, I have to this point restrained myself from responding to your avalanche of falsehoods and insults but better speak now, in this letter I share with a public likely to suffer from your instability and that should know you’re a nonalcoholic version of witch-hunting Senator Joseph McCarthy, whose name still makes free […]

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Assad Passes Gas

Trust me, as the father of all Syrians, I – President Bashar al-Assad – am more aggrieved than anyone by the cowardly and criminals gas attacks that killed scores of women and children in the town of Khan Sheikhoun. Even though I’m an enormously proud and powerful man, I tell you I wept at reports […]

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Donald Trump, ISIS, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Syria, Vladimir Putin

Alum Slams Trump University

I just don’t know if I’m going to go along with the victorious class action lawsuit against Trump University and, like almost four thousand too-eager complainants, accept no more than ninety cents on the dollar from the man who fleeced us. I paid thirty-five thousand for the elite-level program and expected to turn my financial […]

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Maxine Waters Visits Trump

I know I promised to boycott Donald Trump events wherever they occur including the Capitol and White House. I refuse to dignify the man with my presence because I don’t believe anything he says. He’s abnormal, dangerous, a male chauvinist pig, an authoritarian racist, and he may be impeached because so many of his aides […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Maxine Waters, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Trump Care

support starved trump dodges house vote warning obamacare soon to explode on democrats

Also posted in Donald Trump, Health, Insurance

Trump Intelligence

can’t believe comey and fbi investigating russia and me instead of bad obama

Also posted in Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Russia, Vladamir Putin

Bush Defends Obama

trump says i’m low iq but tweets obama cut loose a hundred twenty-two vicious gitmo prisoners who’re now fighting us horse feathers i released a hundred of those

Also posted in Cuba, Donald Trump, George W. Bush

Obama Counters Trump

I was windsurfing like the sleekest of sailboats when an agent on shore radioed a wet-suited agent near my side in the sea that I had to leave heaven and return to reality. Upon arriving at the dock, a new aide rushed up and loudly whispered that President Trump had tweeted I tapped his wires […]

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Trump Accuses Obama

This is bad, really bad. I just found out President Obama stooped so low he tapped my phones at Trump Tower during our very sacred election process. That’s Nixon and Watergate kind of stuff. Obama’s a sick guy. What are my sources? Where’s my proof? Don’t worry, I’ll provide all that in good time, right […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Joseph McCarthy, Michael Flynn, Russia, Sergey Kislyak, Vladimir Putin

Michael Flynn Resigns

The riotous American election had concluded and President-elect Donald Trump’s strategic guru, and future national security advisor, tough and ambitious General Michael Flynn, lifted a phone to call Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, who told his secretary to open the line. “General Flynn. I’m delighted.” “Mr. Ambassador, how are you, Sir?” “Please, call me Sergey. May […]

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Praying for Trump

Everywhere I go people tell me, “I’m praying for you.” I appreciate that since I’m a compassionate guy. The world’s in big trouble but I’m going to make everything better. That’s what I do. I fix things. You should hear what I’ve been saying on the phone to world leaders. So many countries are taking […]

Also posted in Arnold Schwarzenegger, Donald Trump, Iran, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Ukraine, Vladamir Putin

The Inaugural Speech

I am today honored to stand before the impoverished and miserable people of the United States and take my rightful place as a successor to George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. I too shall be your savior and forever protect you from people like the four failures sitting behind me on this executive stage. President Jimmy […]

Also posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Ivanka Trump, Jimmy Carter, Melania Trump

Obama’s Letter to Trump

Donald J. Trump is getting ready to have a really great time his first night in the White House and about to hit the sack with the force of an exhausted whale when he notices a paper pinned to the wall above the headboard. He grabs the paper, wondering, what the hell does it say? […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Employment, Insurance, Trump University

Bibi the Builder

For thousands of years the Jewish people have had a biblical right to Judea and Samaria, and since our grand defensive victory during the Six Day War in 1967 we’ve wielded not merely the moral but the political and military right to protect the rest of Israel by administering this land still inhabited by radicals […]

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Introducing Michael Flynn

I love public speaking, especially the first night of the Republican convention last summer. I’m at the podium and shouting lock her up and clapping with the audience, leading the chants. That’s right, I say, if I’d done a tenth what Hillary Clinton did I’d be in jail now. I know millions at home wonder […]

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Putin Bonds with Trump

Their aides had set up the conversation which began this way: “Hello, President Trump here from legendary Trump Tower overlooking the finest city in the greatest nation I’ll soon rule.” “This is President Putin from the elegant and intimidating Kremlin anchoring the largest nation on earth.” “It’s a thrill to talk to you again, Vladimir, […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Repert Murdoch, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Trump Interviews Romney

Smiling Mitt Romney, handsome and trim, marches into Trump Tower and rides high the elevator to the office of President-elect Donald Trump. After security guards strip search the former governor of Massachusetts, a secretary tells him, “Please have a seat. The president will be with you directly.” Romney sits in a soft chair and on […]

Also posted in David Petraeus, Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Mitt Romney, Trump University

Fidel Calls Trump

I generally ignore tweets but an aide excitedly brings me this: “Fidel Castro is dead.” I’m not surprised Donald Trump is celebrating my reported departure, though I think it’s unseemly for imminent heads of state to publicly gloat about the passing of peers, so I tell the young man, “Bring me my phone.” I should’ve […]

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Trump Visits Obama

This story appear in the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Iraq, ISIS, Nuclear Weapons

President-Elect Trump

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Election Morning

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The Fuehrer Endorses Trump

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Obama Seeks Third Term

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The Second Debate

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The First Debate

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Obama at the Convention

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Trump Steps In

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Banished by Trump

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Trump Subtle in Victory

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Trump Counters Hillary’s Foreign Policy Speech

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Trump Embraces Guns

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Reince Priebus Mobilizes

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Castro Brothers Collide

Can you imagine my tiny brother, President Raul Castro, who would’ve cut sugar cane if not for my political power, ordering me to stay home during Barack Obama’s historic trip to Cuba? I am still the embodiment of the Cuban Revolution. I am still, at least spiritually, the commander in chief. It is I, far […]

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President Paul Ryan

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Also posted in Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan

Is Trump the Moderate Republican?

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Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Cuba, Donald Trump, Fidel Castro, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz

Trump Conquers South Carolina

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Candidates in Need

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Ted Crucifies Obama

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Shotgun Cruz

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Palin in Trump Administration

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Cruz Christmas Classics

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Interviewing George W. Bush

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Fighting Ted Cruz

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Cruz Christmas

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Dining with Bill Clinton

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Netanyahu Campaigns in America

Thank you very much, and thank all the Americans who have so generously amended their constitution to permit me, a man not native to this great country but who in many ways is inherently American, to try to achieve my greatest dream and become your president. I deserve your votes, and in fact am now […]

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Putin to Obama re Paris

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Ben Carson’s Greatest Operation

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Clinton and Sanders Shine in First Debate

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Hillary Plans Defeat of ISIS

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Also posted in Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Joe Biden, Middle East

Rubio Vows to Destroy Iran Deal

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Saddam Battles ISIS

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Also posted in Campaign 2016, Iraq, ISIS, Jeb Bush, Kurds, Marco Rubio, Middle East, Saddam Hussein, Syria, Turkey

Jeb Slams Hillary on Iraq

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Also posted in Campaign 2016, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Iraq, ISIS, Islam, Jeb Bush

Kasich Must Gamble

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Hillary’s Emails

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Also posted in Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Emails, Hillary Clinton, Libya, Monica Lewinsky, Russia, Vladamir Putin

More Great Walls of Trump

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Bold Rubio Spanks Trump

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Righteous Rick Santorum

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Great Wall of Trump

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Saddam Confronts Netanyahu

After Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s most recent sermon to the Congress of the United States, he marched into his palatial D.C. hotel suite where Saddam Hussein romped with several robust young women. The political titans excused their guests and bodyguards, and this conversation, preserved by a Mossad recording device, followed: Benjamin Netanyahu – What the […]

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Fidel Meets Marco Rubio

At a time and location neither man will acknowledge, Fidel Castro, age eighty-eight but still a political stalwart even in semi-retirement, shakes hands with United States Senator Marco Rubio, who’s half his age. “Mucho gusto,” Fidel says. “I’m proud you’ve done so well in American politics.” “If you hadn’t forced countless citizens into exile, I’d […]

Also posted in Campaign 2016, Cuba, Fidel Castro, Florida, Marco Rubio, Raul Castro

Outraged by Castro-Loving Obama

Thank God our Republican Party is now resolved to prevent the worst president in history, Barack Hussein Obama, from normalizing relations with Cuba. How dare he try to throw our nation in bed with Caribbean communists and characterize our Cuban policy of more than fifty years as being outdated and a failure? It has been […]

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Bush Still Defends Invasion

Don’t blame me Iraq’s falling apart. I tried to save the country and make it free and prosperous in the twenty-first century and beyond, and would’ve been successful but early in 2009 I had to turn the White House over to Barack Obama, a liberal weakling, and conditions in Iraq deteriorated after he stuck his […]

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Saddam Counters Islamic State

Thankfully I’m an empathetic man or I would’ve hammered my driver into the head of the flunky who interrupted my backswing on the gorgeous eighteenth tee at Doral. He said he was an aide to President Barack Obama and urged me to help save Iraq and the Middle East and vital American and Israeli interests. […]

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North Korean Explains Race

We the happy and well-fed people of North Korea must maintain our racial purity lest we become like the suffering, ill-shaped barbarians who surround this paradise created by divine Kim Jong-Un and his father and grandfather. Ignore those who’re starving in our country. Don’t worry about those who’ve disappeared. Their blood was tainted by inferior […]

Also posted in Basketball, Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Il, Korea, Racism

Alcohol v. Pot

I was a happy tourist at the pinnacle of Washington’s Monument when I became woozy and awakened an indeterminate time later in a dungeon. God, kidnapped by terrorists, I thought but reconsidered when several white males, attired in green surgical gowns, marched in and one said, “Experimentation will begin when the chief returns.” “Who’s he […]

Also posted in Alcohol, Basketball, Drugs, Kevin Durant, Lebron James, Marijuana

Rand Paul in Berkeley

You aren’t going to get me to admit it, so quit trying. I never said blacks shouldn’t be served in any restaurant they choose. I said owners can’t be denied the right to serve only those they want, and no government should interfere. That would be tyranny. I’ll tell you how to deter tyrannical politicians. […]

Also posted in Berkeley, CIA, NSA, Rand Paul, Republicans, UC Berkeley

Putin Warns the West

Don’t call me shorty or I’ll throw you over my hip. I’m a superpower leader ready to protect the Russian people who’ve so often been “not merely robbed but plundered” by such heathens as Napoleon, Hitler, Bush father and son, Clinton, and Obama, the latter four deluded Americans who claim God wants them to “determine […]

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Mandela v. Obama

This story is part of the collection “Death in the Ring”

Also posted in Apartheid, Boxing, Joe Louis, Nelson Mandela, South Africa, Steve Biko

OBAMA ON EDGE in Trade Paperback

“OBAMA ON EDGE” will be available in trade paperback in about a week. We’ll be offering some review copies on Goodreads. George Thomas Clark on Goodreads

Also posted in Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Muammar Gaddafi, Osama bin Laden, Rand Paul, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity

Putin on Syrian Gas

Let’s be honest. I’m shrewdest politician in world. I maneuver into many terms as president, deftly gag dissenters, jail Pussy Riot female rockers who belittle Christ, and now I write columns for New York Times. If life weren’t so good in Russia I’d move to Big Apple and comment full-time. I have special insight into […]

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Hafez al-Assad, Middle East, Pussy Riot, Russia, Short Pieces - GTC, Syria, Vladimir Putin

Assad Explains Seige of Homs

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

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Putin to Host Snowden

I shall be delighted to host freedom fighter Edward Snowden not only in Russia but in dacha. He’s brave young man to reveal American colossus, through NSA and other insidious organizations, is recording every conversation, email, and indeed every thought of every citizen in hyper-aggressive, homosexual-loving country. Those who call me intelligence-gobbling hypocrite, since I […]

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