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Category Archives: NATO

My Kurds

Democrats are going to lie and complain even when I keep my campaign promise to avoid endless foreign wars especially in the Middle East. I’m not afraid to strike the Iranians for blowing up Saudi oil. I’m just being realistic they could do it again. Now even Republicans are complaining I moved our troops out […]

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Donald Trump, Iran, Kurds, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey

Tough Trump

if diplomacy fails i’ll be putin’s worst nightmare unlike russian patsy obama

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Trump’s Astonishing Offer

I hope you heard when I recently referred to myself as a genius. You know I am or I wouldn’t have gotten elected and then created millions of jobs and eliminated the danger of nuclear war and done many other great things. But many of you, especially Democrats, are having trouble following my recent moves […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Joseph Stalin, Montenegro, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Vladamir Putin

Trump Turnberry

I love playing beautiful golf courses especially when they bear my name. Today I’m by the sea at Trump Turnberry in Scotland and ignoring orange-faced weirdos who’re jealous I’m the most powerful man in the world and just roughed up some of their Europeans leaders in Brussels. Today, I’m really having a great time. Turnberry’s […]

Also posted in Angela Merkel, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Golf, Iran, Korea, Scotland, Syria, Theresa May, Vladimir Putin

Senate to The Donald

after trump lands in brussels u.s. senate votes ninety-seven two saying nato’s friend and ally while putin and russia are not

Also posted in Donald Trump, Europe, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Diplomatic Dandy

i made deals and scared terrorists in middle east before jetting to europe to celebrate my making nato great again

Also posted in Donald Trump, Europe, Middle East, Oil

Putin Fights Fascists in Ukraine

It is my duty to speak and my nature to lead. Russians and all others respect the most fearsome martial artist who’s ever guided any nation and the special friend of a sensuous young woman. I bring strength, insight, and animal appeal into any environment I grace. Right now, more than ever, my stage is […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Leningrad, Napoleon, Russia, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, World War II

Putin Warns the West

Don’t call me shorty or I’ll throw you over my hip. I’m a superpower leader ready to protect the Russian people who’ve so often been “not merely robbed but plundered” by such heathens as Napoleon, Hitler, Bush father and son, Clinton, and Obama, the latter four deluded Americans who claim God wants them to “determine […]

Also posted in Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, Barack Obama, Crimea, Nuclear Weapons, Russia, Soviet Union, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warsaw Pact

Russian President Vladimir Putin Addresses the American People

I have been trying to communicate with the citizens of the United States of America.   As president of the world’s largest and second most dangerously armed nation, I believe what I have to say about foreign affairs and U.S.-Russian relations should interest the wealthiest and most powerful people on earth.  But I’m having trouble getting […]

Also posted in Europe, International Relations, United States, Vladimir Putin