Category Archives: Kamala Harris

Breakdown Trump

I’m doing great and getting better every day but didn’t claim even to Sean Hannity that I’ve tested negative for the coronavirus. I know there was damn little of the virus in my system. There may have been none. I didn’t get into details with the doctors because Crazy Joe Biden as much as admitted […]

Also posted in Coronavirus, Donald Trump, Gretchen Whitmer, Joe Biden, Mike Pence, Sean Hannity

Trump Denounces Kamala Harris

We all know Joe Biden hasn’t been thinking straight in years but even in his crazy condition I expected him to pick someone better than Kamala Harris as his vice presidential running mate. She’s the nastiest and most liberal of all U.S. Senators. It was disgraceful how she insulted Brett Kavanaugh during his Senate hearing […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Fat Donald, Joe Biden

Clever Fellow

don’t you love my nicknames for enemies lyin’ ted little marco cheatin’ obama crazy bernie crooked hillary sleepy joe phony kamala and now I’ve got another great one fat donald

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Bernie’s Last Stand

Look how the political lackeys are marching to the drumbeat. Kamala Harris says, Joe Biden, it was very hurtful when you opposed busing because I was a little black girl who took buses to better schools but considering the alternatives I’ve decided to back you for president of the United States. And Cory Booker runs […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Michael Bloomberg

Trump Irritated by Democrat Debate

What a ridiculous debate, just like the one the night before. The Democrats don’t have anyone with remotely my star power. But that’s not their biggest problem. With their crazy policies, they couldn’t beat me if they nominated George Washington. Right away the candidates started arguing about who’d be better at spending trillions of dollars […]

Also posted in Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Environment, Julian Castro, Nuclear Weapons, Tulsi Gabbard

Casting Director Watches Second Debate

Blessed with the insight of a soothsayer and the power of a kingmaker, I have many times selected the best stars for classic roles. I said cast Humphrey Bogart instead of Ronald Reagan in Casablanca. I picked John F. Kennedy over Richard Nixon. I decreed that Reagan replace Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton topple George […]

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg

Trump Assesses the Democratic Candidates

I love democracy or I’d say cancel the 2020 election because all the Democrats are children compared to me and I’m going to win easily. Go ahead. Throw me some names and I’ll explain. Joe Biden – Can’t believe this wimp threatened to punch me because of my popularity with women. Look what’s happening. Even […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren, Iran, Joe Biden, Joseph McCarthy, Julian Castro, Pete Buttigieg, Roy Cohn, Tulsi Gabbard