Category Archives: Russia

Trump Justice

There’s no need for you or me to get confused by this legal mumbo jumbo the liberals are throwing at us. It’s all very simple. I did not hire Russian hookers, while visiting their great country, to pee on the bed African Obama once slept in. I did not sleep with Vladimir Putin or Stormy […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Vladimir Putin

State of Trump

Look at Paul Ryan trying so hard not to smile, in his seat behind me, as he thanks Heaven he no longer has to frown throughout a State of the Union speech by Barack Obama. Like all true citizens, Ryan knows under my leadership our country is enjoying a “new tide of optimism… incredible progress […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, China, Crime, Donald Trump, Immigration, Mexico, Nuclear Weapons, Paul Ryan, Terrorism, Trade

Martin Luther King Visits Trump

Speeding in a golf court on a splendid golf course not far from presidential palace Mar-a-Lago, Martin Luther King steered toward the executive foursome and braked hard, skidding along the grass behind the fifth tee just as President Donald Trump began his downswing. Trump dribbled the ball about twenty yards and spun to scream, “Hey, […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, China, Donald Trump, Iran, Korea, Martin Luther King, Nuclear Weapons, Vietnam

Proud Putin

Alexei Navalny is evil man who lied and insulted me during fake campaign for president he won’t win because he’s felon convicted of corruption and our noble election commission kicked him out of race I’ll dominate since few believe Navalny’s charge his popularity is surging because Russians know struggling economy’s my fault along with problems […]

Also posted in Alexei Navalny, Crimea, Donald Trump, Syria, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

My Guy Putin

i believe putin’s sincere he didn’t interfere in my election and know cia political hacks are trying to sabotage my relations with russia

Also posted in Donald Trump, Vladamir Putin

From Russia With Love

fake investigation none of my guys colluded but hillary sure did

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Paul Manafort

Trump at United Nations

It’s a great honor to be at the United Nations right here in my hometown of New York. I do think the building’s a little shabby and would’ve been a lot prettier if I’d built it but that’s okay. We’re here today to celebrate the fact that because of my leadership the stock market is […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Iran, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, United Nations, Venezuela

Nuclearizing East Asia

During a break at an economic summit Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan motions for Korean President Moon Jae-in to join him in a conference room where President Vladimir Putin arises and says, through several interpreters, “Please sit down.” The three leaders sit at a small dark wooden table. “North Korea’s headed toward a very […]

Also posted in Japan, Korea, Moon Jae-in, Nuclear Weapons, Shinzo Abe, Vladamir Putin

Trump Indigestion

house gop feeds trump new russian sanctions

Also posted in Donald Trump

GOP Warns Trump

republican senator john cornyn says don’t fire jeff sessions or you’ll foul this chamber

Also posted in Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, John Cornyn

Free Trump

pardon me you know i can

Also posted in Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr.

To Russia, With Love

my daily white house email just announced i’ll make america safer stronger and more prosperous but didn’t mention i may have to squeeze and eventually fire special prosecutor robert mueller who won’t be missed any more than james comey

Also posted in Donald Trump, James Comey, Robert Mueller

Trump Mandate

you must at once repeal obamacare and forget new reports seven people joined don jr to discuss how russians could help beat hillary’s ass

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Health, Hillary Clinton

Trump Aces Lady Golfers

Can you believe my fake news enemies wanted to steal the women’s U.S. Open championship from me and my Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey? They said the president shouldn’t benefit by having a major tournament played on his golf course and it would be inappropriate since they claim I’m not always a gentleman […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Golf, Health, Iraq, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons

Junior Trump

my dad would’ve loved damaging info russians promised about hillary but their damn female attorney talked about adopting kids so i stopped a wasteful meeting

Also posted in Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Hillary Clinton

Trump Calls Kim Jong Un

Donald Trump – President Kim, this is President Trump calling to tell you that it won’t happen. Kim Jong Un – It’s already happened. DT – I’m referring to North Korea actually deploying an ICBM. KJU – Consider them as good as deployed on quite mobile Chinese-built trucks you’ll never be able to track. DT […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, Japan, Jose Abeto Zaide, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Muammar Gaddafi, Nuclear Weapons, Saddam Hussein

Trump Tweets Obama

everyone loves my tweets especially “reason that president obama did NOTHING about russia after being notified by cia of meddling is that he expected clinton would win” now democrats keep pressuring jared kushner great kid who i’ve asked to save world this smear won’t work since jared keeps hiring great lawyers to prove there’s NOTHING […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jared Kushner

Saint Comey

For more than a year I’ve been sacrificing as I try to defend the United States of America from people who are unworthy of leading her. I couldn’t allow Hillary Clinton to become president since she was and is a lying, emailing warmonger, and I’m proud that days before the polls opened I altered the […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, FBI, Hillary Clinton, James Comey

Kevin McCarthy Says

kevin mccarthy lucky will never lose congressional election in kern county because never would survive as comedian last year he confidentially told gop leaders, there’s two people i think putin pays, rohrabacher and trump, swear to god that’s absurd, mccarthy and paul ryan aides now say we have tape, wash post responds okay, aides insist, […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Kevin McCarthy, Paul Ryan, Vladimir Putin

Art of the Deal

hey, fbi director comey, whaddya’ say we forget this deal between russia and michael flynn

Also posted in Donald Trump, FBI, Michael Flynn

Comey Trumped

i did my fbi duty investigating hillary emails and bellowing often until i became mildly nauseated by russia and trump who now pretends i’m toxic

Also posted in Donald Trump, Emails, FBI, Hillary Clinton, James Comay

Trump Strikes Syria

assad doesn’t know what I’m thinking because i don’t either four years ago i tweeted obama don’t attack syria after that i bashed him for not striking now i’m firing cruise missiles and not worried what’s next

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Donald Trump, Syria

Assad Passes Gas

Trust me, as the father of all Syrians, I – President Bashar al-Assad – am more aggrieved than anyone by the cowardly and criminals gas attacks that killed scores of women and children in the town of Khan Sheikhoun. Even though I’m an enormously proud and powerful man, I tell you I wept at reports […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Donald Trump, ISIS, Rex Tillerson, Syria, Vladimir Putin

Immune to Michael Flynn

Yes sir, I know Donald Trump and I said Hillary Clinton and her email coconspirators were inevitably guilty of serious crimes otherwise they wouldn’t need immunity, and at attention I still stand by those assertions. Now that I’m hunting for immunity, however, some say I too must be guilty of something. Actually, people have been […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Turkey, Vladamir Putin

Maxine Waters Visits Trump

I know I promised to boycott Donald Trump events wherever they occur including the Capitol and White House. I refuse to dignify the man with my presence because I don’t believe anything he says. He’s abnormal, dangerous, a male chauvinist pig, an authoritarian racist, and he may be impeached because so many of his aides […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Maxine Waters, Vladimir Putin

Trump Intelligence

can’t believe comey and fbi investigating russia and me instead of bad obama

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, FBI, James Comey, Vladamir Putin

Stalin v. Hitler

Generally, I don’t interfere when humans fight as I feel they, the self-anointed greatest creatures on earth, should and must cooperate to prevent conflicts from starting or, once unleashed, summon all creativity and emotional self-control to quell hostilities. From 1914-1918 I in anguish observe vast armies slaughter almost twenty million people, maiming many more, and […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Boxing, Germany, Joseph Stalin, World War II

Trump Accuses Obama

This is bad, really bad. I just found out President Obama stooped so low he tapped my phones at Trump Tower during our very sacred election process. That’s Nixon and Watergate kind of stuff. Obama’s a sick guy. What are my sources? Where’s my proof? Don’t worry, I’ll provide all that in good time, right […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Joseph McCarthy, Michael Flynn, Sergey Kislyak, Vladimir Putin

Michael Flynn Resigns

The riotous American election had concluded and President-elect Donald Trump’s strategic guru, and future national security advisor, tough and ambitious General Michael Flynn, lifted a phone to call Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, who told his secretary to open the line. “General Flynn. I’m delighted.” “Mr. Ambassador, how are you, Sir?” “Please, call me Sergey. May […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Mike Pence

Praying for Trump

Everywhere I go people tell me, “I’m praying for you.” I appreciate that since I’m a compassionate guy. The world’s in big trouble but I’m going to make everything better. That’s what I do. I fix things. You should hear what I’ve been saying on the phone to world leaders. So many countries are taking […]

Also posted in Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Iran, Nuclear Weapons, Ukraine, Vladamir Putin

Heart of Trump

For a year and a half I’ve been disturbed by what Donald Trump’s been saying, and since his Electoral College victory over Hillary Clinton I’ve at times been mortified by his hot pie hole and big tweeter. Only this week have I learned, from Kellyanne Conway, that I shouldn’t have believed what he said, I […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, James Mattis, Rex Tillerson, Vladamir Putin

Nuclear Trump

I worry about our nuclear triad because I’m a strategic thinker. I knew what the triad was last year even though political enemies tried to use my words to make it sound like I didn’t. I did and I do and warn everyone that the United States must greatly strengthen and expand its land-based missiles, […]

Also posted in China, Donald Trump, ISIS, Nuclear Weapons, Vladimir Putin

Introducing Michael Flynn

I love public speaking, especially the first night of the Republican convention last summer. I’m at the podium and shouting lock her up and clapping with the audience, leading the chants. That’s right, I say, if I’d done a tenth what Hillary Clinton did I’d be in jail now. I know millions at home wonder […]

Also posted in Advertisements, Barack Obama, Colin Powell, Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Pakistan, Syria, Turkey, Vladimir Putin

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

Rex Tillerson rides a fast elevator to the world’s most vital place, the Trump Tower office of Donald J. Trump. “Welcome, Rex.” “I’m honored to be here, Mr. President.” “Ever see anything this majestic?” “Sure, I’ve been to the Krelim many times, but this place is awful nice, too.” “That’s why you’re here. We need […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Oil, Rex Tillerson, Vladamir Putin

Putin Bonds with Trump

Their aides had set up the conversation which began this way: “Hello, President Trump here from legendary Trump Tower overlooking the finest city in the greatest nation I’ll soon rule.” “This is President Putin from the elegant and intimidating Kremlin anchoring the largest nation on earth.” “It’s a thrill to talk to you again, Vladimir, […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Repert Murdoch, Vladimir Putin

The Fuehrer Endorses Trump

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Anschluss, Austria, Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Heinrich Hmmler, Hillary Clinton, Holocaust, Mexico, Vladimir Putin

The Second Debate

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Nuclear Weapons, Syria, Warren Buffett

Putin Picks VP Winner

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Bashar al-Assad, Campaign 2016, Crimea, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Iran, ISIS, Mike Pence, Nuclear Weapons, Syria, Tim Kaine, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

Trump the Kremlinologist

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Campaign 2016, CIA, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Poetry - GTC

Fighting Ted Cruz

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Egypt, George Wallace, Hosni Mubarak, Iraq, ISIS, John Kasich, Libya, Marco Rubio, Muammar Gaddafi, NRA, Saddam Hussein, Supreme Court, Ted Cruz, Vladimir Putin, William Rehnquist

Turkey to ISIS

miles of isis tanker trucks back and forth syria to turkey

Also posted in ISIS, Middle East, Poetry - GTC, Syria

Putin to Obama re Paris

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Beirut, Campaign 2016, Germany, Iraq, ISIS, Japan, Lebanon, Middle East, Paris, Ronald Reagan, Syria, Vladimir Putin, World War II

Fidel Castro v. Che Guevara

I didn’t force Che Guevara to leave Cuba. That’s yanqui propaganda designed to impugn my loyalty and judgment and decency. I’ve loved Che since meeting him in Mexico City before the Revolución and admired him more than anyone because more than anyone I’d benefitted from his extraordinary talents. He accompanied Raul and me and eighty-two […]

Also posted in Bay of Pigs, Bolivia, Che Guevara, CIA, Cuba, Dwight Eisenhower, Fidel Castro, Fulgencio Batista, John F. Kennedy, Nikita Khrushchev, Nuclear Weapons

Putin Assesses Carly Fiorina

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in California, Campaign 2016, Carly Fiorina, Computers, Donald Trump, Silicon Valley, Steve Jobs, Vladamir Putin

Hillary’s Emails

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Campaign 2016, Emails, Hillary Clinton, Libya, Monica Lewinsky, Vladamir Putin

Stalin Makes Comeback

I hope you hypocritical Americans have read the recent article in the Los Angeles Times. If I had said these things, you wouldn’t have believed them. Now you have to accept that in the only place that counts, the vast Soviet Union, I am again a hero to leaders and peasants alike, and that those […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Boris Yeltsin, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Mikhail Gorbachev, Poland, Soviet Union, Vladimir Putin, World War II

Carmel Winter

This story appears in the collection “In Other Hands”

Also posted in Boston, Caribbean, Del Mar, Economics, Housing, Ingmar Bergman, Movies, Philippines, San Diego, Weather

Putin Fights Fascists in Ukraine

It is my duty to speak and my nature to lead. Russians and all others respect the most fearsome martial artist who’s ever guided any nation and the special friend of a sensuous young woman. I bring strength, insight, and animal appeal into any environment I grace. Right now, more than ever, my stage is […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Leningrad, Napoleon, NATO, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, World War II

Mayor Klitschko’s Successes

I didn’t worry about ragged furniture in my office at Kiev City Hall. The city looked much worse as unemployment rose, wages fell, our till stood empty, protestors lived in tents a hundred meters from my office, and Russian troops mobilized on our eastern border. The big bears intended to convince all Ukrainians, and especially […]

Also posted in Bermane Stiverne, Boxing, Kiev, Mixed Martial Arts, Ronda Rousey, Ukraine, Vitali Klitschko, Vladimir Putin, Wladimir Klitschko

Klitschko and Putin Battle over Airliner

“This is Mayor Vitali Klitschko of Kiev, calling for President Vladimir Putin,” I said. “Just a minute, sir.” One minute had become fifteen when the receptionist returned and said, “President Putin is in meetings and will not be able to take your call.” “Tomorrow, then.” “Sorry, no.” I hung up and arranged for a private […]

Also posted in Boxing, Malaysia, Planes, Ukraine, Vitali Klitschko, Vladamir Putin, Wladimir Klitschko

Putin Grieves for Odessa

Quit denouncing Russia and listen to those more knowledgeable who explain the corrupt regime in Ukraine criminally seized power. Understand that I will not much longer permit atrocities against my people. Accept that I have sufficient troops ready to protect the innocent. Admit you can’t stop me. Ask yourself why you would want to. Note […]

Also posted in Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

Putin Writes Kerry

To John Kerry Secretary of State Dear Secretary Kerry, Worry not about the Russian army I don’t want to unleash but beware of me if you keep accusing us of agitating in eastern Ukraine. I may ultimately treat you like a gangly puppet on a loose string. Keep your bad breath out of our faces. […]

Also posted in Crimea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

Putin Warns the West

Don’t call me shorty or I’ll throw you over my hip. I’m a superpower leader ready to protect the Russian people who’ve so often been “not merely robbed but plundered” by such heathens as Napoleon, Hitler, Bush father and son, Clinton, and Obama, the latter four deluded Americans who claim God wants them to “determine […]

Also posted in Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, Barack Obama, Crimea, NATO, Nuclear Weapons, Soviet Union, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warsaw Pact

Nikita Khrushchev Explains

Don’t blame me Vladimir Putin’s grabbing the Crimea sixty years after I bestowed that lovely peninsula on Ukraine, the great Russian Breadbasket where I’d forged my political career and found a bride. Listen to my son, Sergei. He’s a wizard in computers and missiles and holds multiple advanced degrees and teaches at Brown University and […]

Also posted in Crimea, Cuba, Fidel Castro, John F. Kennedy, Nikita Khrushchev, Nuclear Weapons, Soviet Union, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

Crimean Anschluss

Be assured: if I, instead of slumbering Stalin, had been running Russia in 1941, the Germans wouldn’t have attacked and mauled us because I would’ve already smashed them. I understand what’s necessary. We must keep enemies away from our frontiers. The United States and its European mercenaries will not be allowed to surround us with […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Anschluss, Crimea, Czechoslovakia, Hitler Here, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, World War II

Vladimir Putin Attacks

The United States is shaking while all of Europe trembles. They know they can’t stop me. No one can. I’m master politician black belt in judo and consummate stud who took down sacrilegious female rockers Pussy Riot and sent them to jail same place many other critics spend years contemplating dangers of contradicting their leader […]

Also posted in Crimea, Nikita Khrushchev, Pussy Riot, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

Putin on Syrian Gas

Let’s be honest. I’m shrewdest politician in world. I maneuver into many terms as president, deftly gag dissenters, jail Pussy Riot female rockers who belittle Christ, and now I write columns for New York Times. If life weren’t so good in Russia I’d move to Big Apple and comment full-time. I have special insight into […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Hafez al-Assad, Middle East, Pussy Riot, Short Pieces - GTC, Syria, Vladimir Putin

Last Bodyguard

I study painting like young Fuehrer but as he did abandon studio to protect Fatherland. Stalin’s hordes are occupying other half of Poland in 1939 when someone shoots me in chest. Go home, superiors say. No, I can still serve. They agree and I soon earn introduction to Fuehrer who speaks politely and allows me […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Germany, Joseph Stalin, Short Pieces - GTC, World War II

Putin to Host Snowden

I shall be delighted to host freedom fighter Edward Snowden not only in Russia but in dacha. He’s brave young man to reveal American colossus, through NSA and other insidious organizations, is recording every conversation, email, and indeed every thought of every citizen in hyper-aggressive, homosexual-loving country. Those who call me intelligence-gobbling hypocrite, since I […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Edward Snowden, KGB, NSA, Vladimir Putin

Empty Boots

On massive foundation in Budapest park great Hungarian patriots erected me twenty-five feet high in bronze to celebrate seventieth birthday and thank for destroying Nazis. Only few years after I departed imperialists threw steel ropes around neck, burned legs with blow torches, and pulled body down to desecrate face beneath empty boots.

Also posted in Hungary, Joseph Stalin, Nazis, Short Pieces - GTC, Soviet Union, World War II

Water Polo War

After Russians trampled Hungary in fifty-six, victims got better matchup in summer Olympics as Red Army entered water polo pool minus tanks and planes. Reports pool turned red are exaggerated, water only pink as Hungary won this war four zip.

Also posted in Hungary, Short Pieces - GTC, Water Polo

McCarthy Nixon Castro – Just Released

Joseph McCarthy, who started high school at age twenty, says he’s a tough and dedicated guy in the boxing ring, on icy campaign roads of Wisconsin, and in the nightmarish confines of the 1950s United States Senate where he chases and tries to destroy enemies he calls communists but are actually demons within himself. Richard […]

Also posted in Communism, Cuba, Fidel Castro, John F. Kennedy, Joseph McCarthy, Nikita Khrushchev, Soviet Union

Afghan Trap: 1982 and 2012

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, George Thomas Clark, George W. Bush, Taliban, Terrorism

Limbaugh Offers Tips to President Obama

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Conservatives, Iran, Islam, Media, Radio, Religion, Rush Limbaugh, Short Pieces - GTC, Terrorism

Romney’s Preparations for Republican Convention Speech

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in 60 Minutes, Barack Obama, Campaign 2012, Economics, Homosexuals, Israel, Mitt Romney, Politics, Republicans, Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin Suppresses Pussy Riot

My Gods are no longer Lenin and Stalin and beautiful communist colossus crumbling during greatest geopolitical disaster of Twentieth Century. Higher power now is Russian Orthodox Church which supports me and ongoing recovery of nation I have rebuilt and led for many years and, God willing, will lead many more. It has thus been sacred […]

Also posted in Communism, Joseph Stalin, Moscow, Pussy Riot, Religion, Soviet Union, Syria, Vladimir Putin

Gay Moscow

moscow bans gay parades hundred years when president putin will lead procession

Also posted in Homosexuals, Moscow, Vladimir Putin

World According to Americans

Don’t know if they were godless communists or radical Muslims but some outrageous critters emailed world map insulting Americans. On map they write we think Canada’s uninhabited. Bull feathers. We know few icy people live up there, and they sure as hell want to be like Alaska next door, which is now America except for […]

Also posted in Africa, Antarctica, Asia, China, Europe, India, Japan, Mexico, Middle East, Short Pieces - GTC, South Africa

Conservative International Action Plan

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, China, Cold War, Conservatives, Iran, Iraq, Middle East, Nuclear Weapons, Pacific Ocean, Republicans, Saddam Hussein, Syria, Taliban, Vladimir Putin

Berlin Wall Bones

under berlin wall rats chewed bones of lenin and stalin

Also posted in Berlin, Communism, Europe, Germany, Joseph Stalin, Nikolai Lenin, Poetry - GTC, Soviet Union

Dear Leader Vladimir Putin

i look like sinister kgb chief yet charm russians as masculine action man judo throwing men over my hip horseback riding bare chest muscles bright in sun hunting and fishing russians know my leadership saved from chaos following biggest geopolitical disaster twentieth century crumbling soviet union i established order led economic boom and denounced united […]

Also posted in Joseph Stalin, Poetry - GTC, Soviet Union, Vladimir Putin

From Hungary to Hollywood with Actress and Filmmaker Klaudia Kovacs

On a cold and windy late afternoon in Tehachapi, as light mountain rain pricked my bare arms, I hustled inside Beekay Theater to see the annual Playwright’s Festival, nine ten-minute plays created, produced, directed, and acted by local talent. Ordinarily, Los Angeles induces theatrical binges but I was intrigued by a newspaper paragraph noting “Bill […]

Also posted in Communism, Georgi Zhukov, Henry Kissinger, Hungary, Janos Kadar, Joseph Stalin, Klaudia Kovacs, Laszlo Kovacs, Nikita Khrushchev, Theater

Water Polo War

after russians trampled hungary in ‘fifty-six victims got better matchup in summer olympics red army entered water polo pool minus tanks and planes reports pool turned red exaggerated water only pink and hungary won this war four zip

Also posted in Communism, Hungary, Olympics, Poetry - GTC, Water Polo

Empty Boots

on massive foundation in budapest park great hungarian patriots erected me twenty-five feet high in bronze to celebrate seventieth birthday and thank for destroying nazis in few years without me imperialists threw steel ropes around neck burned legs with blow torches and pulled body down to desecrate face beneath empty boots To see the “Empty […]

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Communism, Hungarian, Joseph Stalin, Nazis, Poetry - GTC, Soviet Union, World War II

Germany Attacked Russia 70 Years Ago

(On June 22, 1941 Germany invaded the Soviet Union, unleashing the bloodiest confrontations in history.) Please click here to read an excerpt from “Hitler Here.”

Also posted in Adolf Hitler, Georgi Zhukov, Germany, Heinz Guderian, Holocaust, Joseph Stalin, Leningrad, Moscow, Ukraine, World War II

Bush Resolves Missile Shield Dilemma

This story is from the collection “Echoes from Saddam Hussein”

Also posted in Czech Republic, George W. Bush, Missile Shield, Nuclear Weapons, Vladimir Putin

Fidel Castro Forever

I know what some are saying, that I’m a hick from a sugar plantation and loco because on a dare I rammed my bicycle into a prep school wall and knocked myself unconscious. They think I’m a hotheaded and dangerous young man who may someday kill people, and might already have as a politically-obsessed law […]

Also posted in Bay of Pigs, Communism, Cuba, Fidel Castro, John F. Kennedy, Joseph McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Soviet Union