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Category Archives: Elizabeth Warren

Daughter Debates Dad

Our flat screen shows a wide stage containing ten eager presidential candidates. “Daddy, what’s a Hickenlooper?” asks my daughter. “That’s a former governor of Colorado,” I say. “What’s he doing in California?” “They’re in Detroit for a debate.” “Why?” “They’re trying to become president of the United States.” “Who’s going to win?” Jabbing my index […]

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Families, Joe Biden

Trump Analyzes First Debate

I’m busy defending freedom and building the greatest economy ever but know you’ll be fascinated by my opinions of the communist party’s first presidential debate. They have twenty stooges running, and ten are standing on stage tonight. Wait, is Julian Castro standing? He’s even shorter than schoolmarm Elizabeth Warren. The guy ought to wear high […]

Also posted in Campaign 2020, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, John Bolton, Julian Castro, Mike Pompeo, Tulsi Gabbard

Trump Assesses the Democratic Candidates

I love democracy or I’d say cancel the 2020 election because all the Democrats are children compared to me and I’m going to win easily. Go ahead. Throw me some names and I’ll explain. Joe Biden – Can’t believe this wimp threatened to punch me because of my popularity with women. Look what’s happening. Even […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, Iran, Joe Biden, Joseph McCarthy, Julian Castro, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Roy Cohn, Tulsi Gabbard

Democratic Delusion

clinton was moderate likewise obama now demos lurch leftward off electoral cliff

Also posted in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump

Fair and Balanced

A little after one p.m. today Fox News is offering the following headlines: Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test mocked… average Native-American link could be stronger Dems poised for historic, post mid-term push to oust Trump if House retaken Democrats prove they are the party of exploiting women Robert De Niro offended by behavior of Trump and […]

Also posted in Alec Baldwin, Donald Trump, Fox News, Robert De Niro