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Category Archives: Elizabeth Warren

Bernie’s Last Stand

Look how the political lackeys are marching to the drumbeat. Kamala Harris says, Joe Biden, it was very hurtful when you opposed busing because I was a little black girl who took buses to better schools but considering the alternatives I’ve decided to back you for president of the United States. And Cory Booker runs […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Michael Bloomberg

Greeting Michael Bloomberg

I’m richer, smarter, and tougher than these low-level Democrats and have spent four hundred million dollars to advertise my success while giving speeches and practicing for my first debate I know I’ll win right here on this stage in Las Vegas. “I’d like to talk about who we’re running against: a billionaire who calls women […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Michael Bloomberg, Pete Buttigieg

Trump Rips Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi is a terrible person who hates our country. That’s probably why I didn’t shake her sticky hand before my State of the Union speech but maybe I just didn’t see her. Either way, she didn’t deserve my attention. Remember, last year she tried to keep me from delivering my annual address to the […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, Pete Buttigieg

Trump Dumps on Dems

Nothing makes me happier than watching Democrats debate each other in front of Americans who undoubtedly think the candidates are incompetent. You know there’s NO WAY any of them can beat me and they know it too. That’s why they’re pushing for the illegal and absurd impeachment of an extraordinarily successful president. That won’t work. […]

Also posted in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ilhan Omar, Joe Biden, Syria, Turkey, Volodymyr Zelensky

Daughter Debates Dad

Our flat screen shows a wide stage containing ten eager presidential candidates. “Daddy, what’s a Hickenlooper?” asks my daughter. “That’s a former governor of Colorado,” I say. “What’s he doing in California?” “They’re in Detroit for a debate.” “Why?” “They’re trying to become president of the United States.” “Who’s going to win?” Jabbing my index […]

Also posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Families, Joe Biden

Trump Analyzes First Debate

I’m busy defending freedom and building the greatest economy ever but know you’ll be fascinated by my opinions of the communist party’s first presidential debate. They have twenty stooges running, and ten are standing on stage tonight. Wait, is Julian Castro standing? He’s even shorter than schoolmarm Elizabeth Warren. The guy ought to wear high […]

Also posted in Campaign 2020, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, John Bolton, Julian Castro, Mike Pompeo, Tulsi Gabbard

Trump Assesses the Democratic Candidates

I love democracy or I’d say cancel the 2020 election because all the Democrats are children compared to me and I’m going to win easily. Go ahead. Throw me some names and I’ll explain. Joe Biden – Can’t believe this wimp threatened to punch me because of my popularity with women. Look what’s happening. Even […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Cory Booker, Donald Trump, Iran, Joe Biden, Joseph McCarthy, Julian Castro, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Roy Cohn, Tulsi Gabbard

Democratic Delusion

clinton was moderate likewise obama now demos lurch leftward off electoral cliff

Also posted in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump

Fair and Balanced

A little after one p.m. today Fox News is offering the following headlines: Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test mocked… average Native-American link could be stronger Dems poised for historic, post mid-term push to oust Trump if House retaken Democrats prove they are the party of exploiting women Robert De Niro offended by behavior of Trump and […]

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