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Category Archives: Mohammed bin Salman

Vladimir Digs Mohammed

at g20 summit putin thrills pariah mohammed bin salman with handshakes and smiles

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Yemen Saved?

trump and mohammed bin salman mourn bipartisan senate vote to stop their slaughter of yemenis

Also posted in Donald Trump, Saudi Arabia, Yemen

I’m No Bitch

Who the hell’s Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard? She’s a nobody who better quit calling me “Saudi Arabia’s bitch” or I’ll soon be telling you plenty about this sneaky woman in a hula skirt who wants to be president. Let’s be honest. You love oil and you need it. You want to walk? Better thank my Saudi […]

Also posted in CIA, Donald Trump, Iran, Jamal Khashoggi, Oil, Saudi Arabia, Tulsi Gabbard

Mohammed bin Salman Swears

ignore preposterous cia claims i ordered murder and dismemberment of comrade jamal khashoggi i have real culprits in custody and five will be decapitated after receiving fair trail

Also posted in CIA, Donald Trump, Jamal Khashoggi, Jared Kushner, Saudi Arabia, Turkey

Mohammed bin Salman Explains

I’m mad as can be at some of my generals, advisers, security agents, consular secretaries, and others. Their recent incompetence has temporarily tarnished my stellar reputation. I would’ve cleared up this whole mess two weeks ago if these rogues hadn’t deceived me. First they told me Jamal Khashoggi rapidly took care of his fiancé-related paperwork […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Istanbul, Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Arabia, Turkey

A Note to the Saudi Arabian Embassy in Washington, D.C.

To the diplomats of Saudi Arabia, Please read with an open mind the five stories I have so far written about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. I realize in sending you these opinions I’m unlikely to be welcomed in Saudi Arabia or any Saudi embassy or consulate. Jamal Khashoggi file on GeorgeThomasClark.com May the Saudis […]

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Letter to Mohammed bin Salman

Mohammed, I’m not going to address you as Crown Prince since, like many, I don’t recognize the legitimacy of those who inherit political power unless, as in the case of Kim Jong Un, they’re armed with nuclear weapons. You, Mohammed, have doubtless been quite busy lately, planning or at least overseeing an operation to privately […]

Also posted in Iran, Jamal Khashoggi, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Saudi Arabia

Trump Update on Khashoggi

I’m just being very fair and careful by not allowing any more of this guilty until proven innocent garbage like happened to Brett Kavanaugh. But don’t forget, I already said we’re going to get to the bottom of this. And we are. The Saudis aren’t going to make a jackass out of me, and liberals […]

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Smiling in Saudi Arabia

I love being Mike Pompeo because, as secretary of state, I get lots of exciting jobs. Today I’m in Saudi Arabia with young Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. We’re two husky fellows – don’t call us fat – and we’re very happy and smiling big. We really like each other and we love each other’s […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Iran, Istanbul, Jamal Khashoggi, Mike Pompeo, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Yemen

Saudi Explanation

All right, everybody, I just got off the phone with the King of Saudi Arabia and he flatly denied he has any knowledge of whatever may have happened to his “Saudi Arabian citizen.” He’s trying to help, though, and said he thinks Jamal Khashoggi may have been a victim of fifteen “rogue killers” who flew […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Arabia

Calling Donald Trump

“Is it really him?” asks Donald Trump. “It certainly sounds like the man I’ve often spoken to,” says an unnamed advisor. “Hand me the phone. This is President Trump. Is this really Jamal Khashoggi?” “It is,” says the caller. “Are you all right?” “No, President Trump, I am not.” “There’ve been some pretty bad stories […]

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