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Category Archives: Michael Cohen

Trump Conquers New Hampshire

I’m getting ninety percent of the vote in our New Hampshire primary while the Democrats keep struggling to decide which bozo they want. Looks like old Bernie Sanders has about a quarter of the vote, about a point more than little Pete Buttigieg, who should grow up before he tries to tangle with me, and […]

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Squeaky Clean President

You know from the beginning I’ve been shouting and tweeting: “No collusion, No obstruction, complete and total EXONERATON. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!” Phony Republican investigator Robert Mueller finally had to release his report and basically admit this is the most ridiculous thing in history. It’s a shame our country and your president had to go through […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Trump Assails Michael Cohen

I’m not going to tell you where I live but Donald Trump and his goons just pulled up in five black beasts from which they jump and Trump motions for them to encircle my house as he pounds up the walkway to kick my door. I jerk it open. “The doorbell works fine for people […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Hillary Clinton, Jared Kushner, Mike Pence, Paul Manafort, Russia, Stormy Daniels

Trump is Right about Sex

I’ve combatted Donald Trump since the 2015 day he crawled down an escalator to launch his presidential campaign founded on division and bigotry but right now I’m compelled to say this in his behalf as well as yours. It’s no one’s damn business when consenting adults get laid in private. Blue nose politicians should have […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Sex, Stormy Daniels

Trump Counterattacks Cohen

Can you believe that bum Michael Cohen? I virtually pulled him off the streets and hired him as my personal attorney and made him an important part of the Trump organization, the best in the world. He learned how I operated and I trusted him with confidential information for more than ten years. Now he’s […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Stormy Daniels

Trump Hosts Manafort and Cohen

Arriving in separate helicopters, two consiglieres shake hands and enter a van that rushes through dark streets and delivers them to the rear of the White House. Four secret service agents escort them inside and up to the private quarters of President Donald Trump. “We gonna have any privacy here?” asks former Trump lawyer and […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Paul Manafort, Russia, Stormy Daniels, Vladamir Putin

Joe Six Pack Reports

I’m excited looking at an email from Team Trump. They need our participation “because we’re close enough to change everything.” And we have to. “Illegal voting in the United States wreaks havoc with elections. Every election… it seems we rarely get our candidates elected.” Damn right “it’s time we do something about this.” Team Trump […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Economics, Employment, George W. Bush, Guns, Immigration, Iran, Korea, Mexico, Nuclear Weapons, Robert Mueller, Russia, Stock Market, Vladimir Putin

Confronting Michael Cohen

Betrayed by his friend and employer Donald Trump, besieged by the media, and hounded by prosecutors, attorney Michael Cohen silently escaped and now endures another solitary night in his New York hideaway, studying mounds of documents he prays the feds won’t discover and listening to explosive tapes only he and Trump know about. Many unpleasant […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Robert Mueller, Russia, Stormy Daniels

Michael Cohen Explains

trump asks what kind of lawyer records his client cohen responds a lawyer you plan to sacrifice

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Wild Trump Video

As a Russian intelligence agent and aficionado of good educational TV, I was at first intrigued by excited commentators on CNN and MSNBC who proclaimed they had an audio tape that offered a stunning conversation between Donald Trump and his legal consigliore Michael Cohen. They instead broadcast a barely audible and utterly boring conversation about […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Karen McDougal, Pornography, Russia, Sex, Stormy Daniels, Television, Vladamir Putin

Representing Sean Hannity

it’s private but now you know michael cohen’s given me some legal tips but he never sent invoices and i swear none of this had to do with third party

Also posted in Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Sean Hannity

Mighty Morals

I accept your passionate call to step in and stop the investigative nonsense that’s enveloping this nuclear nation of bluenose hypocrites. First, we don’t need to know if Donald Trump twelve years ago had a quick roll in the sack with stripper and porn star Stormy Daniels. We also don’t need to know if, during […]

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