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Category Archives: Internet

Big Test

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Romance, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC

Meet Johnny

This story is in the collection “Basketball and Football”

Also posted in Football, Johnny Manziel, Texas

Facebook Flash

here’s picture of my buttocks fifty facebook friends click they like it

Also posted in Facebook, Poetry - GTC

Blogger

I’m chief of Iranian Cyber-police but you don’t need name. You also don’t need names of three policemen I arrested and will detain while death of blogger Sattar Beheshti is investigated. You must, however, understand we won’t permit Iranian Revolution to be subverted by U.S.-fomented computer agitators. I guarantee Sattar Beheshti deserved to be imprisoned […]

Also posted in Iran, Middle East, Short Pieces - GTC

Online General

This story is now in the collection “Tales of Romance”

Also posted in Afghanistan, David Petraeus, John Allen, Marriage, Sex, Short Pieces - GTC

Big Sneeze

After hosting amorous boyfriend Sunday night and pounding treadmill half hour early Monday morning, popular high school math teacher Martha H drove to school, parked car, and walked toward class, confident she’d have another great week. She sneezed after shutting car door, and nose and sinuses had tickly, cleaned out feeling that became more pleasurable […]

Also posted in Education, Google, Health, Mental Health, Short Pieces - GTC, Sneezing, Suicide

Shopping with Missus Assad

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Asma al-Assad, Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Middle East, Poetry - GTC, Syria

Evil Eye

why look at me like that email link only for aesthetic reasons

Also posted in Poetry - GTC, Sex

Invitation to Brave Tweeters

brave men tweeting san francisco forty niner kyle williams should die should jump from golden gate should catch bullet should blow up in car because twice fumbled football are invited to next tweet at team headquarters Source: SFGate.com on January 23, 2012

Also posted in Football, Golden Gate Bridge, Poetry - GTC, San Francisco, San Francisco 49ers

Concerned Citizen

eli constantly rails online denouncing greedy bemoaning hungry as shoves more food into belly

Also posted in Economics, Food, Poetry - GTC, Poverty

Letter to my Cable Company

Dear Cable Company, Please excuse me for annually asking you to send a technician to upgrade my service from a “limited-basic” menu of twenty-one channels to the still-merely-“basic” package of seventy-five, and then a few months later recalling your cable guy, always a different one, to climb the telephone pole in my back yard and […]

Also posted in Advertisements, Alaska, Basketball, Blake Griffin, Commercials, George Thomas Clark, Glenn Beck, Jerry Springer, Media, Sarah Palin, Television

Obama Activists Target Graffiti

The afternoon before President Barack Obama raised his right hand and strode into history, a few thousand action groups, summoned by an email Obama transmitted through his website, gathered in communities across the nation for the spiritual purpose of expressing unity and the utilitarian one of helping to rebuild a crumbling infrastructure.  In Bakersfield, California […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, George Thomas Clark, Politics, Poverty

The Obama Store

This story is from the collection “Obama on Edge”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Politics

The Most Difficult Choice

Only yesterday did I realize how harsh and mistrusting I’d been.  Only then did I understand I should have helped in December 2004 when I received an urgent email from Mrs. Rita Savimbi, wife of heroic Angolan revolutionary and guerilla leader Jonas Savimbi.  The erudite Mr. Savimbi, who lyrically spoke seven languages, dedicated forty years […]

Also posted in George Thomas Clark, Spam