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Category Archives: Robert Mueller

William Barr Declares

i’m attorney general of u.s. you know and happy explaining to cbs that eleven counts of possible obstruction in mueller report don’t matter because he also said he couldn’t say whether or not president clearly violated law but my department of justice analyzed and determined that as matter of law evidence was deficient and many […]

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Joe Six Pack Celebrates

By God I knew President Trump was being witch hunted by a pack of liberal dogs and am so happy the Mueller Report completely clears him of any collusion or obstruction of justice during the presidential campaign. The only people breaking the law were Democrats who spied on him. That’s what needs to be investigated. […]

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Squeaky Clean President

You know from the beginning I’ve been shouting and tweeting: “No collusion, No obstruction, complete and total EXONERATON. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!” Phony Republican investigator Robert Mueller finally had to release his report and basically admit this is the most ridiculous thing in history. It’s a shame our country and your president had to go through […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Russia, Vladimir Putin

Donald in the Dark

fake news lies i’m worried my wonderful son met with russians to get information on crooked hillary this is done all the time and i didn’t know

Also posted in Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Hillary Clinton, Russia

Joe Six Pack Reports

I’m excited looking at an email from Team Trump. They need our participation “because we’re close enough to change everything.” And we have to. “Illegal voting in the United States wreaks havoc with elections. Every election… it seems we rarely get our candidates elected.” Damn right “it’s time we do something about this.” Team Trump […]

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Confronting Michael Cohen

Betrayed by his friend and employer Donald Trump, besieged by the media, and hounded by prosecutors, attorney Michael Cohen silently escaped and now endures another solitary night in his New York hideaway, studying mounds of documents he prays the feds won’t discover and listening to explosive tapes only he and Trump know about. Many unpleasant […]

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Vladimir Putin’s Puppy

Smiling big and happy Vladimir Putin, leash in hand, leads Donald Trump, tongue wagging, onto the small stage in Helsinki, bends to unhook the choke chain around his neck, puts a treat in his mouth, and says, “Go stand behind that podium, Donald.” Trump complies, panting, and looks at his master, who says, “Good boy. […]

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Trump Interviews Brett Kavanaugh

My White House bed is very lonely. Fortunately, I’m asleep and dreaming about one of my most profound duties as president: nominating a Supreme Court justice. In eight years Clinton, Bush, and Obama each only got to select two. In my year and a half I’m already considering my second pick, and I really like […]

Also posted in Abortion, Al Gore, Attorneys, Bill Clinton, Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Sean Hannity, Sex, Supreme Court

Absolute Trump

robert mueller can’t interrogate me because i have absolute authority over all federal investigators and may fire mueller to prove it

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Trey Gowdy Clears FBI

i’m hard head of house oversight committee and support trump but gotta tell you fbi planted no spies in his campaign and investigated properly to determine russians tried to help elect trump and if president didn’t know he should act like it

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Trump Investigates

i demand dept of justice look into possible fbi/doj surveillance of my trump campaign and find out if crime was ordered by obama administration

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, FBI, Russia

Representing Sean Hannity

it’s private but now you know michael cohen’s given me some legal tips but he never sent invoices and i swear none of this had to do with third party

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Mighty Morals

I accept your passionate call to step in and stop the investigative nonsense that’s enveloping this nuclear nation of bluenose hypocrites. First, we don’t need to know if Donald Trump twelve years ago had a quick roll in the sack with stripper and porn star Stormy Daniels. We also don’t need to know if, during […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Environment, Karen McDougal, Michael Cohen, Nuclear Weapons, Sex, Stormy Daniels, Trade

GOP Supports Mueller

trump panting to fire special prosecutor robert mueller republicans warn he better not mueller’s just following the facts

Also posted in Donald Trump, Russia

Andrew McCabe Trumped

Like former FBI director James Comey, I was fired as deputy director by order of Donald Trump, and like Comey I’d written what Trump told me and passed the poisonous brew to special prosecutor Robert Mueller. I’d like to thank former CIA director John Brennan, who tweets like Trump would if he were literate, for […]

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To Russia, With Love

my daily white house email just announced i’ll make america safer stronger and more prosperous but didn’t mention i may have to squeeze and eventually fire special prosecutor robert mueller who won’t be missed any more than james comey

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