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Category Archives: Donald Trump Jr.

Trump Assails Michael Cohen

I’m not going to tell you where I live but Donald Trump and his goons just pulled up in five black beasts from which they jump and Trump motions for them to encircle my house as he pounds up the walkway to kick my door. I jerk it open. “The doorbell works fine for people […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jared Kushner, Michael Cohen, Mike Pence, Paul Manafort, Russia, Stormy Daniels

Don Junior Hunts Reporter

I’m a sharpshooting stud who all over the world has killed many beasts including leopards, elephants, buffaloes, deer, bighorn sheep, foxes, and plenty more. I also know a helluva lot about security and expect you to pay attention when I write, “You know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work.” […]

Also posted in Africa, Animals, Deer, Donald Trump, Elephants, Guns, Hunters, Immigration, Mexico

Donald in the Dark

fake news lies i’m worried my wonderful son met with russians to get information on crooked hillary this is done all the time and i didn’t know

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Robert Mueller, Russia

Free Trump

pardon me you know i can

Also posted in Donald Trump, Russia

Trump Mandate

you must at once repeal obamacare and forget new reports seven people joined don jr to discuss how russians could help beat hillary’s ass

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Health, Hillary Clinton, Russia

Trump Aces Lady Golfers

Can you believe my fake news enemies wanted to steal the women’s U.S. Open championship from me and my Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey? They said the president shouldn’t benefit by having a major tournament played on his golf course and it would be inappropriate since they claim I’m not always a gentleman […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Golf, Health, Iraq, Kim Jong-Un, Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Junior Trump

my dad would’ve loved damaging info russians promised about hillary but their damn female attorney talked about adopting kids so i stopped a wasteful meeting

Also posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia