Category Archives: Steve Bannon

Bye Bannon

i leaked all over white house fools and sailed back to breitbart.com

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General Kelly Takes Command

I’ve been sworn into many positions of command, led marines all over the world, including in combat in Iraq, and am currently head of the of Department of Homeland Security in a capacity that compels me to warn that terrorism “is everywhere. It’s constant. It’s nonstop.” And it will continue, probably for generations. “If some […]

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Anthony Scaramucci Speaks

I bet last week ninety-nine percent of you hadn’t heard of me but already you consider me a box office stud. The New Yorker, The Atlantic, CNN, and lots of other important news organizations are publicizing my fight to identify and squash White House leakers who don’t care my friend, President Donald Trump, is trying […]

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Kushner and Bannon

“I know you’re just thrilled the president banished me from National Security Council meetings,” says Steve Bannon. Standing several feet away, Jared Kushner examines the eminent advisor. “I’m also certain you’re very proud to be the son-in-law of the most powerful man in the world. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be here. You inherited wealth from your […]

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