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Category Archives: Michael Flynn

Art of the Deal

hey, fbi director comey, whaddya’ say we forget this deal between russia and michael flynn

Also posted in Donald Trump, FBI, Russia

Immune to Michael Flynn

Yes sir, I know Donald Trump and I said Hillary Clinton and her email coconspirators were inevitably guilty of serious crimes otherwise they wouldn’t need immunity, and at attention I still stand by those assertions. Now that I’m hunting for immunity, however, some say I too must be guilty of something. Actually, people have been […]

Also posted in Donald Trump, Russia, Turkey, Vladamir Putin

Jill Stein Strikes

An enormous woman, more than six-feet tall and two hundred pounds, stands against the far wall. She’s wearing a gunny sack dress and, despite being in her seventies, has long blonde hair. I have too much time to examine her as well as look around a small conference room where about twenty people are waiting […]

Also posted in Climate Change, Donald Trump, Global Warming, Jeff Sessions, Jill Stein, Richard Nixon

Trump Accuses Obama

This is bad, really bad. I just found out President Obama stooped so low he tapped my phones at Trump Tower during our very sacred election process. That’s Nixon and Watergate kind of stuff. Obama’s a sick guy. What are my sources? Where’s my proof? Don’t worry, I’ll provide all that in good time, right […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, Joseph McCarthy, Russia, Sergey Kislyak, Vladimir Putin

Michael Flynn Resigns

The riotous American election had concluded and President-elect Donald Trump’s strategic guru, and future national security advisor, tough and ambitious General Michael Flynn, lifted a phone to call Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, who told his secretary to open the line. “General Flynn. I’m delighted.” “Mr. Ambassador, how are you, Sir?” “Please, call me Sergey. May […]

Also posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Russia

Introducing Michael Flynn

I love public speaking, especially the first night of the Republican convention last summer. I’m at the podium and shouting lock her up and clapping with the audience, leading the chants. That’s right, I say, if I’d done a tenth what Hillary Clinton did I’d be in jail now. I know millions at home wonder […]

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