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Trump Analyzes First Debate

I’m busy defending freedom and building the greatest economy ever but know you’ll be fascinated by my opinions of the communist party’s first presidential debate. They have twenty stooges running, and ten are standing on stage tonight. Wait, is Julian Castro standing? He’s even shorter than schoolmarm Elizabeth Warren. The guy ought to wear high […]

Also posted in Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren, John Bolton, Julian Castro, Mike Pompeo, Tulsi Gabbard

Trump Assesses the Democratic Candidates

I love democracy or I’d say cancel the 2020 election because all the Democrats are children compared to me and I’m going to win easily. Go ahead. Throw me some names and I’ll explain. Joe Biden – Can’t believe this wimp threatened to punch me because of my popularity with women. Look what’s happening. Even […]

Also posted in Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren, Iran, Joe Biden, Joseph McCarthy, Julian Castro, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Roy Cohn, Tulsi Gabbard

Trump Steps In

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

Also posted in Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama