Category Archives: Mike Pence

Doctor Pence

I’d like to thank the greatest man on earth, President Donald Trump, for putting me in charge of the battle against the coronavirus. He picked the right guy. Before becoming vice president, as governor of Indiana, I stamped out an HIV epidemic by authorizing needle exchanges in Scott County. I hadn’t wanted to permit that […]

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Trump Assails Michael Cohen

I’m not going to tell you where I live but Donald Trump and his goons just pulled up in five black beasts from which they jump and Trump motions for them to encircle my house as he pounds up the walkway to kick my door. I jerk it open. “The doorbell works fine for people […]

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President Pence

i’m not running for president in twenty-twenty i’m focused on the donald’s agenda and getting him reelected but if for some unimaginable reason he doesn’t run i’ve formed a fundraising committee that collected a million bucks last month

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Michael Flynn Resigns

The riotous American election had concluded and President-elect Donald Trump’s strategic guru, and future national security advisor, tough and ambitious General Michael Flynn, lifted a phone to call Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, who told his secretary to open the line. “General Flynn. I’m delighted.” “Mr. Ambassador, how are you, Sir?” “Please, call me Sergey. May […]

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Election Morning

This story appears in the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

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Putin Picks VP Winner

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

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Vice President Mike Pence

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

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