Category Archives: Reince Preibus

General Kelly Takes Command

I’ve been sworn into many positions of command, led marines all over the world, including in combat in Iraq, and am currently head of the of Department of Homeland Security in a capacity that compels me to warn that terrorism “is everywhere. It’s constant. It’s nonstop.” And it will continue, probably for generations. “If some […]

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Preibus Removed

trump and scaramucci brag they cut my balls off while ousting me as white house chief of staff but i’ll stand front row when they’re mounted backward on jackasses and run out of town

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Anthony Scaramucci Speaks

I bet last week ninety-nine percent of you hadn’t heard of me but already you consider me a box office stud. The New Yorker, The Atlantic, CNN, and lots of other important news organizations are publicizing my fight to identify and squash White House leakers who don’t care my friend, President Donald Trump, is trying […]

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Reince Priebus Mobilizes

This story is from the rousing campaign book “King Donald”

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